Do your own work! <Thread>

This holiday season kindly remember what hemisphere you are in and your local time.

(Pic related) What does this have to do with anything?

Is this any closer?

We can't quite get it up here.

Did you put it in neutral?

I don't understand this thread.
>tfw brainlet

Hold on a sec. Let me reinstall my paint program here.

There's something about an endangered species.

>The score so far
>If you look straight down while underwater and hold your breath you are still only underwater.
>If you pull your head up from beneath the water while you expel breath your chest will hurt.
>If you swallow the same water which surrounded you while you were under it you've swallowed pond water.
>Remove your goggles.
>With so little air in your lungs, cohesive water easily takes up the whole path.
>If there is very little water in the pond it is only a puddle.
>If you swallow an entire pond you will have to pee.
>One should, before entering the house but after leaving the pond, check thoroughly for insects, and leeches.
>Under no circumstances do you want to mix any part of the two environs.
>The two environs are the pond and the house.
>Hopefully you didn't breathe in any water.

Who's the elephant in the room?

And for comic relief. If you haven't had your fill already of course.

Wonder is a great place to be; let it sink in and continue.

You're here now..

Hold fast to the quickening dark..

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>he thinks nuclear weapons are real

>nuclear winter

Sweet, more people.
Shut your mouth, and sit down!

How long did you have to go to school to learn algebra?

those r some werid melons

If you would like to receive a transcript of today's radio broadcast please..

>wohoah nuclear weapons are real because big important people talk about them and stuff far out

But seriously, how many parabolas do you have laying around?!

Irrelevant.

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We now interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you..

the weather!

>The worst part about washing up after a radio man is he always comes home with extra springs in his pockets.
>The water rusts!

>You're full of shit Gladys those springs are stainless.

At least we don't have to look out for crocodiles.
Although it is a handsome list of achievements.
Do you think they'll go for apples?

>blaeeuuurgh

Ginny give the boy back his slingshot.

I'm off to the neighbours instead.

So the second line says to the telephone..
'What are you doing here?'
To which the telephone replies..
'No speaker!'

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>Look closely the world will keep on turning.

THE Radioman walks into a Puritan church.
Everybody looks up, blue in the face, and a-shiver.
THE Radioman: No, no don't get up on my account I'm out of phase not faith.

After the man leaves the members of the congregation turn back to face the pastor.
He slides his heavily starched collar around on his neck and says:
'Was he an instrument?'

Meanwhile..
chchchchchch
'Aw hell, we're losing signal'

Ma: Will this help?

Jim: Aw gee Mom. But that's your wedding ring?

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Tune in next week for..

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schizo history thread?

I drew up this elaborate document for your perusal.

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Hey guys, what is going on in this thread?

Marie Lebeau you ugly witch

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