KOSHER LIFTING GENERAL

What are your favorite hebrew lifts Veeky Forums?

Me on the right.

Saul

Lol dubs confirms. Ugly ass. Probably eats 6000000% dv of sodium.

>coin purse rows
>6 trillion lb deadlifts
>kebab skullcrushers
>eating schnitzel for protein

Harry Carry #killinthegame

>COIN PURSE ROWS
bahahahah
Schnozcrushers
But the best part is the post workout...
>Hittin the showers

Shekel counting x muh 6 gorillion

>dat zyklon B pre workout
Shit gets me LITERALLY fired up

What is it with you fucking kikes and never having showers in the JCC gyms? Are you niggers afraid of showers or something?

>personal charcoal saunas free with every goldbergs gym membership

Dont want to wash their little schmekels infront of the goys

You know you can't actually steal gains, right?

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>over 6 million members worldwide!

The last time a bunch of Jews went to the showers it really didn't go well for them

>wage push downs
>lateral interest raises
>SS+MOSSAD
>weighted crocodile tears
>bomb Palestinian children x 10
>play victim x F

>tfw you catch a shiksa mirin your capital gains

But user, the Palestinians play victim as well

>Palestinians play victim as well
There is a keen difference between being the actual victim and pretending to be the victim, Herschel.

>oy vey get off our promised land, our holy book says it belongs to us you filthy goyim. we're going to launch a war in self defense. remember the 6 million, honor Elie Wiesel's memory

These are good.

>fatcat kickbacks 5x5
>underhand opress 3x12
>deadweight lift 99x1
>racial crime statistic shrugs13%x1
>train rides 1x6mil
>directors walks 5xholocaust films a year
>media blackouts 1xf

While that is true, you're retarded if you think the poor palestinians are any different than the barbaric sandniggers which populate the middle east

Carpet bomb the ME now

Israel is part of the ME user

>throw rocks at army jeep
>get arrested
US POOR OPPRESSED PALESTINIAN KIDS
Not to mention they got offered multiple peace deals and land partitions and they still choose to attack

I do realize that retard

The point is it's all meaningless sand nigger nonsense that the western world shouldn't be a part of. An eternal struggle for a few hundred miles of sand and rocks promised to both sides by G-d.

is God actually censored here?

just checking, maybe Herogookie converted

Body weight fitness. They want how much for a gym membership?!? Oy vey!

Do you remember what episode had the based Jewish Hulk? The geezer painted his skin green for fuck's sake. Remember him saying something odd like "It's got nuts in it!"