Hey Veeky Forums

Hey Veeky Forums
Guess this is the right board to ask
How do you guys keep it up while putting on the rubber?

Also, /sexualhealthgeneral/, I guess

Kegel to force blood into your dick? Idk man I don't use rubbers..

wait wait wait
you can't hold your erection for under 1min to put a condom on?
you should see a doctor

I haven't put a condom on for over two years.

maybe its too tight

Get your girl on birth control and bust inside.

Why would you use a condom to masterbate?

I gave oral to a horse yesterday and now I have a sore throat what's up with that?

This is how babies are made.
Pill plus condom or don't fuck her

maybe too much protein
horse semen is like 12 scoops

I think you need to tell the horse to get checked :\

this.

not worth the risk to only have 1 safety net. i've broken a condom before and almost had a kid. never going in again unless she's on the pill and i'm wrapped up.

This dude condoms take like 15-30 seconds to put on are you baiting us OP?

You have to clean the horses cock before you give it oral. It can't do that itself so it's like sweaty balls x it's lifetime

you are nervous OP. Been there, done that.

Get some Cialis

Do some cardio

>assuming the horse was male by default

good job Veeky Forums you made me laugh but that still doesn't cure my throat

How long does it take you to put on a condom?

Enjoy your aids.

favorite condom brand brehs?
gonna lose it soon and don't know what to buy
6.5x5 btw...
>tfw no magnum sized dong

Definitely this, atherosclerosis or heart disease could be involved, if you're on any meds, drink/smoke weed a lot then that could play a role too. Aside from that it's a psych problem g

>6.5 inch dick
>stil crying

fuck off

>not wanting to have glorious Veeky Forums progeny
Confirmed for not gonna make it.

Skyn
Durex obviously
Whatever the clinic is handing out for free too.

if it's not too tight see a doctor

trojan magnums baby

try holding a kegel while you put it on.

how does one deepthroat a horse vagina? enlighten me user

>falling for the magnum meme

they call them large but sell that shit regular sized to make men with normal dicks feel huge

Do your kegels. I was having trouble keeping it up during sex and my erections last now that I've been doing kegels regularly.

Still can't keep it up with condoms tho. You could just have an unsensitive dick and need more stimulation to stay hard.

my dick girth is 5.5inch a bit above average not much and most condoms are so fucking tight when im putting them on it hurts rolling it down. once its on its fine but putting them on is fucking painful

nah they are a bit girthier than regular condoms, which squeeze my dick so much it gets thinner.

Meh I just raw dog and pull out. If you have self control this should be enough.

likely more than 1 reason youre having this problem

>1
nervous, or performance anxiety, or just just dont have feelings for the girl and deep down you know it and are just trying to fuck away the feels

>2
because it has happened before, you get more nervous about it, which makes it even worse

>3
too much alcohol

>4
age


I've had this happen to me with a new girl that I genuinely liked. Kind of awkward, but you just have to accept it, dont let it get to you, and much box for a while til it comes back. After a few times having sex, it got easier and easier to stay hard because I was more comfy

I'm going to a wedding next year where I have it on good authority ill be banging a girl that is way out of my league. I will be bringing viagra as a backup

i only use trojans because durex are too tight and break easily. others i have not tried/arent sold as many places

I'm in the same boat , 5.5 here and shit kinda hurts at times , but when it's on , it's ok. Usually Trojan condoms work , they slide over just right.

>2016
>Using a condom

Are you 12? Fag.

Hope you enjoy them std's/kids.

5.5" is more than a "bit above average" mate

pls be true

Trojan variety pack on Amazon is decently priced and gives you tons of options (when in doubt though, go with the ultra thins. Basic, but still pretty good)

My dick wasn't mutilated at birth so it's sensitive enough to have sex with a condom on.
I can't thank my dad enough for not being a psychotic freak who had to enact his long suppressed trauma by having his son be circumcised and suffer the same perverse torture he suffered as a kid.

As much as I love being a father, I wish I held off just a little bit longer by continuing to use the rubber. The pull-out trick doesn't work, pre-cum got my wife pregnant. Also, make sure that bitch is up for an abortion just in case. If not, keep your dick in your pants and look at porn on the side. The feeling of raw vag against your dick isn't worth the risk of ruining multiple lives, trust me.

g-good for you user...

btw what's the selling point of cialis against viagra?

>The feeling of raw vag against your dick isn't worth the risk of ruining multiple lives, trust me.
Sure it is user
If i was lucky enough to find a girl willing to fuck id never bother with a condom, the risk of her getting knocked up is almost as low as the risk of an average guy getting laid so its pretty low

that's retarded beyond limit

same fag here. Also, if you can kiss sex goodbye when a kid comes into the picture. Women's sex drive plummets once they recognize the risks of getting pregnant. If you want to keep having lots of sex, keep that condom on. I'm down to like 2 times a year with my wife, no joke, and we have a great relationship.

havent had sex enough times to know lol

How so?
Im no expert on these stats (since you know, getting laid isnt exactly easy) but im fairly certain girls can only get preggers during a certain point in their ovulatory cycle which is 3-4 days every three months and its not even a 100% chance during this time

Lollll????? Are you from the south, boy? Cuz you done been lied to

Kinda sad but ive developed a habit to where I cant cum from vaginal sex unless Im wearing a condom. Doing extended foreplay sessions and then putting the condom on makes me hard throbbing and all the veins and shit pop out on my dick. Embrace the condom bros hes on our team

"Peak times for pregnancies seemed to occur two days before ovulation – the chances of getting pregnant during this time was around 25%, confirming previous estimates. But the chances drop fairly steeply either side of the peak, to a 5% average over the rest of the cycle."

So its lower outside of these days but still 25% is fairly low and thats DURING the riskier times
The chances of getting laid are alot lower than this so id take my chances

Sex with a condom sucks and if the stars do align and i get to have sex im not gonna waste it, its like winning the jackpot in the lottery and turning it down.

Get the ones with deep ribs and ridges. Don't fuck around

This is a .biz, so probably not totally unbiased, but they seem similar for the most part.

Cialis is purported to work for a couple days, while viagra is 6 hrs. Cialis has slightly different side effects, particularly risk of back/muscle pain instead of small chance of stroke. Similar time to effectiveness. Cialis also offers a daily dose for non-Veeky Forumsizens who get laid regularly

They are both inhibitors of a chemical that blocks a different chemical which tells your muscles to relax so that blood can enter the benis

hell no man. a woman' safe day is a small window in her menstrual cycle, and that's if she is one fucking well regulated woman, at least enough to pinpoint it. Every other day is game, and around 5 days before her period are the actual high risk days.

and this shit is monthly btw.

>2 times a year
>great relationship
Kek'd hard my man

If you think 25% is low by any means, you are a virgin. 25% chance of ruining your life. Even 5% is too high.

I don't get it

I knew a guys who did the pull out technique for over 2 years with his last girlfriend and never got her pregnant.
Honestly, I was amazed.

I don't. My gf got the implant. Even before that I still didn't, I just pulled out.

> Peak times for pregnancies seemed to occur two days before ovulation
What a coincidence! Guess when she's going to be most willing to spread her legs... Nature is not on your side, bro. The system is setup to trick our dicks into unprotected sex so we get stuck with a 20-year ball & chain. If you are lucky enough to get laid, one of your sperms will inherit the luck and get to the egg.

Also, something to keep in mind. When a women has sex with you, she has the assumption that you are 100% willing to support her if she gets pregnant. It's like there's an implied contract that you are fucked for life if she gets pregnant. She wouldn't spread her fucking legs otherwise.

keep it up and you will dumbass

>tfw gf has iud device and she has to get it adjusted several times because you fuck it loose with your bwc

Prefer the pull desu. I can feel that little string on my dick and it's super distracting/feelsbadmen

Ask the girl to put the rubber on for you.

Am I the only one who like to fuck with a condom on?
Of course it's better to fuck without it, but the added sensation of the tight rubber around your dick dosen't make it bad either.

To answer OP's question, usually when I put the rubber on, my boner decrease the time it takes me to put it on, it decrease even further when you're about to fuck an annoying bitch who keep telling you to hurry up.
>Bitch, I'm not getting you pregnant just because I rushed to put on my baby shield

As soon as I am inside her though, my erection come back in like 30-45s.

I'm guessing you don't have kids.

im guessing you dont have a faithful wife.

This isn't true at all, pull-out method has the same rate of effectiveness than a rubber (for pregnancies not STD obviously)
And, pre-cum has no sperm in it unless it's from your second round (you already ejacuated once and NOW there is sperm in the conduct)
Either it's not your kid or you're stupid enough that you don't know how to pull out.

Might as well play russian roulette, it'll hurt less when you lose

>22 soon and never seen a condom irl or felt one

I don't what magazine you read that bullshit in, but it sounds like you're going to be a dad pretty soon. Congratulations!

Lol it's harder than what most people think to get pregnant. Some people are more fertile than others but generally if you cum inside a chick and she's not ovulating then the likelihood of pregnancy is pretty low.

He's impotent and she get fed up and found a stud to fill her up right.

I am, the window is pretty large, if she's regular and once you figure out her ovulation day (it should be the 14th day, check temperature in the morning and blah blah) you count a week before this day and a week after, that's the DO NOT TRESPASS time. Any other day it's safe, obviously biological anomalies occur and/or some chicks aren't regular so be safer and pull out.

> Virgin
> Thinks most 30 y/o mothers want to have sex every week

Opie, it's called condom collapse syndrome. I had it with a hot girlfriend, but only with her. It was just nerves/anxiety. You will have to get your head right and also tell your gf about it, so she knows what's up.

>Embriology by Langman
>New England Journal of Medicine
Not really

Yeah thats when its 100% "safe" but even at high times the risk is pretty low desu

Let me do some math
25% chance to ruin my life vs a 100% chance to ruin a 1/100 000 event
Id still take dem chances because who knows when ill be able to again

yeah i know, nature isnt really on any of our sides because if it were sex would be safe 100% of the time and women would have the sex drive of your average teenage boy

Call me crazy but if i win this lottery im enjoying it without a condom, if i lose atleast i got laid again before i died so theres that

baka desu senpai

i'm done with this bullshit. enjoy unplanned parenting.

Average erect girth is about 4.8"

LOL

Well, if you get laid and you don't really care about her to go on another date, just don't say anything, pull out, and then cum on her face (hopefully, she expectantly opens her mouth). At least you can say the one time you had sex you got to cum on her face.

What sort of kegels routine you do?

I was doing them and it felt like it made me cum really quick so someone said try reverse, but I don't know how

Your acting like its a guarantee but there are alot of ifs around this
Risk during high window - 25%
Risk of her being on this window ~20%
Chance of actually getting laid - 0,000001%

Girls arent easy to get into bed, its alot of hard work and putting on a condom negates all that hard work. Meaning you busted your ass and pulled off the impossible for nothing
Kind of makes sense to actually want to enjoy something thats so hard to pull off, no?

It sounds like you have some low self esteem if you think your odds are so bad. Go to the gym and work out to build up some confidence. Lay off the porn until you get laid, it'll build up confidence & drive. Get some female friends but don't let on that you want to have sex with them, just be their friends. Sooner or later, you'll be kissing one of them with your hands on their boobs, you can't fail at this point.

>thinks they dont

hows your wifes son?

ive never known with more certainty that someone was a virgin

Im pretty fit as is mate and nothing wrong with my confidence
im at 200lbs, 6'1'' bf of 16%

Im socially active and know alot of people, i can talk to anyone but this doesnt translate into sex. I dont know why the chances are so low but they are and im dealing with it

>ive never known with more certainty that someone was a virgin
What if i told you im not? ive had three LTRs and a few casual hookups but lately ive had a dry spell lasting for ages so my current outlook for getting laid is not good

glad you with your 4" inch willie can find something in your dick to be proud of, obviously not realizing that most of the dicks arent mutilated and the fact that you claim you have good feel with a condom means you've had sex maybe once tops, most likely never though.

gf supposed to have very low chance to get preg and me on that fraud time lowered fertility, came in her most of the time until got preg scare and now i just pull out each time to not take any chances but never use a condom coz they feel like shit

prolly had cum in her 50 times and nothing

>are you dizzy blud?

fucking without rubber and cumming inside is the meaning of life.

If she's on the pill you're golden.

>basing your life around the possible occasion of you getting laid

God damn, this is just sad to read desu

They're really not. You acting like it's women's fault that you can't get laid. It's not.

Unless she's lying. Until FDA gets off its ass and approves a procedure like RISUG you're playing with fire.

>Girls arent easy to get into bed, its alot of hard work and putting on a condom negates all that hard work

Top fucking kek, it shows that you're a virgin. There's a bunch of girls who would walk away if you said you didn't want to use a condom m8

Im not acting like its their fault no, im just saying chances are low
Well frankly i dont know but i do know sex isnt happening despite me talking and socializing with girls

They dont owe me sex, i need to play the cards given to me and sex is a rare occation in my life instead of something i can get on demand as i wish so i plan accordingly

>playing with fire
Everyone's a latent pyromaniac user.

Well sure, if they want to use it its fine
Bad sex > no sex because i can still use it to feed my self esteem
But given the chance id pick no condom because its better

Buy those theyfit condoms on amazon. You can get them in 64mm which is banned in the us, but will fit perfectly

Pic fucking related

How about not being beta cuck?
If you get soft while putting it on, get a bigger condom. The differenece 54mm does compared to 53mm is substantial enough.
Also try different brands - some 53mms feel different than others.

Stroke your cock while putting it on...hold it over your tip and pull it down like you're masturbating.

Condoms are great, they decrease sensation so you fuck her harder. If you can't feel anything, you're not fucking her hard enough.