Mirin' stories

kek. my housemates thought i was gay.

now they just think its because im a cunt.

>mfw im actually just depressed

heheheh

aww isn't it sooo hard with the entire universe against you, you special little snowflake?

Should I be erect or flaccid?

These "mirin" threads are a fucking joke. It's all shit like:
>f-female c-cashier smiled at me :)
>65 year old woman complimented my arms!
>a girl asked me for a lighter haha i didnt have one but it shows she trusted me and was interested maybe giving an indication she liked m-
UNTIL YOU'RE ACTUALLY HAVING SEX, YOUR "MIRES" DON'T MEAN SHIT.

LMFAO at gymcels. These are things that happen to EVERYONE.

I'm 5'9", fat as FUCK, I have a face even a mother couldn't love and as and guess what? Cashiers REGULARLY "smile" at me, I OFTEN get asked for lighters or directions and NONE OF IT MEANS SHIT!!! Fucking LMAO. Face it, attraction is determined by GENETIC factors. If you don't have height, face and frame, you're FUCKED. And yes, girls at clubs will talk to the UGLIEST GUYS ALIVE. Don't think they ACTUALLY like you for a SECOND.

Find happiness in lifting, user.

Flaccid, what are you? A fucking beta fag?

>Didn't even register to me that I should have invited her to workout
You don't want this mate.

>small talk is mirin

...

SAVAGE

>get out on the porch
>shirtless
>2 bitches walkin
>one saw me and tell the other to look
>scream to me she want dick
>mfw

>be DYEL with good genetics
>some girl comes up to me in the club and says 'well you're good looking'
>I smile and look bemused
>take a different girl home
>MDMA and nerves = can't get it up

S M H

Was last weekend

>I just pushed her hand away and kept talking
Good! you were being raped.
#rapeculturemustdie

Autism

>work with a qt
>sometimes she place her hands on my back or my legs and rub
>she thinks im straight

You sound upset
>i go to the same grocery store 3 times a week for over 2 years now
> dumped my ex 2 months ago and last week i realised i was over her
>cute girl that works there sometimes checks me out
>shes ringing me up and tells me im getting bigger.
>joke around and tell her she should come to the gym and see the roiders
>she asks me if i have ever trained anyone as im entering my pin for my debit card
>"no but i wouldnt mind starting with you"
>she blushes and smiles
>i bag my stuff as she starts to ring up the next custommer
>later at night i see a new friends request on facebook
>its grocery girl
>add her and next day we start chatting
>been talking every day
>shes coming over this saturday to watch a movie
>most likely to fuck tho.

Mah mane Ross is such an angel

Nice

Dont fuck with molly bruh. Mush/Cid/Hooch are superior

Responding to and not recognizing old old pasta.

>shes coming over this saturday to watch a movie
So you're gonna show her Pumping Iron and describe all the different exercises so she's ready for your first gym session, right?

Tbh working out with a girl was what finally pushed me into really testing myself instead of just stagnating because it was comfortable. When she's hitting close to your max at some things you know you really need to put her in her place and make sure she never gets close again.

>most likely to fuck

Its 100%

You could tell her youre gonna watch Caddyshack and shed be like 'omg thats my fave movie no way!'

...

Had my teacher mirin' my biceps last week.
>be moving notepads and books around on my desk
>rolling right bicep to work the soreness from job out of it while working on algebra equations
>right sleeve rolls up to my shoulder while I'm flexing and paying more attention to my schoolwork
>finish equations and see teacher standing right in front of me, staring and smiling

And /div/ told me she didn't like me, when I asked if she has a buttplug.

as i've gotten leaner (still have a way to go) more girls have been noticing

>today walking home from walgreens, bought watch batteries
>girl sitting in oncoming traffic at a light
>she's got sunglasses on but obviously looking at me; her head is turned to the right looking at me
>i smile at her
>she mouths "hi"
>i return the "hi"
>light turns green and she drives away

This

>posting Amber herd the scank skammimg Johnny and elon
Kill yourself

underrated

Don't have stories, only girls looking at me for some time and that's it
pretty weird, used to have no self-esteem when I was a teen so now I dont know what they want
even had little girls mirin, don't know if I'm some kind of ugly monster but at least I have a gf

kek, I had a english teacher that called me superman and stuff in the 11th grade and liked to talk to me

>tfw in the street almost every time my eye locks with a girls se blushes and smiles
>tfw in the club when dancing theres ALWAYS a girl who subtly gets closer and closer until she sneakingly gets her ass on me and starts grinding
>tfw I don't even care anymore, sex is becoming as boring as masturbating.
It definetly used to feel awesome when I was just starting to get laid, but now I'm not even trying anymore. all girls want out of me is getting rammed and thats it. even though I look good I still have a 2 inch deep personality that's only good for watercooler conversations and I never manage to get an actual romantic spark going. it's like I'm too much of a sperglord to get and maintain a healthy loving relationship.

got a few but this is my favorite

>with friends from another frat
>go to frat party
>we get there
>toga party
>dont have a toga
>we take off our shirts
>instantly center of attention
>dyels jelly
>go to dance floor
>about to leave but girl stops me
>"oh my god I see you after class all the time! You're really attractive"
>dance, make out
>whispers in my ear "I want you to fuck me"
>go to her dorm
>give her the ham log

My mum mires my gains
That's the only motivation I need

Faggot

>frat
Stopped reading. Fuck you and stacy

>thinking a frat would let in geeds to their party
>thinking frats still have toga parties
>thinking frats have a dance floor

Dream on kiddo ;)

Last weekend:
>at girl's apartment
>just went swimming, now laying on her bed shirtless watching TV
>gonnafugg.jpg
>her roommate walks in
>kinda awkward, make small talk and then she knows to gtfo
>roommate texts girl right after she walks out "I don't normally like black guys, but he's a daddy"
(both of these girls are white)(sorry /pol/)
>girl tells me (obv) and we have a giggle
>proceed to smash, etc

The real kicker is that the roommate is hotter than my fwb, but oh well.

>caring this much about celebrities
Kys TMZ

>not even black guys like black girls

kek

>at friend's bday party
>drinking, dancing, etc.
>two black girls all up on the bones
>mostly avoiding them as they are dull, average looking, and the cuter one is pretty trashy
>see friend next day
>"user, you gotta step yo game up, my friends was sayin "damn that niqqa cute" u coulda had dat if u had better game"
>just shrug so she doesn't call me a racist

Unwanted female attention is flattering and all, but it gets to a point where you are so inundated with it that it becomes annoying.

>tfw have a qt gf but love when girls give me attention or try to flirt with me

>black girls

See Don't feel bad. Not even we want them

>tfw qt gf always tells you how jealous she is of all the looks you get
>lets me know how waitresses, retail workers, etc always give me the stare and smile and completely ignore her
>can see that it turns her on
I mean, that part is nice. I guess I just feel guilty for liking the attention, despite having discussed it with gf and how it's just a reality.

And that I still have part of my brain that is a nerdy little fat kid who just gets flustered when I get attention out of the blue.

are you me

except the get honry part

>find out gf is actually bi
>not the tumblr or whatever girls claim to be bi to be cool shit
>joke around a threesome
>no user that will never happen(in a cold tone)

heh, I tried

This. I love my current gf but I love even more getting attention from qt3.14s, all the texting and chase

Men can't be raped, silly

>captcha is a stop sign

It's been a long time but I got mired again. I opened the door for an old lady and her daughter. The old lady said I was a very attractive young man. She proceeds to tell me her name and her daughter follows suit. I tell them my name then leave. It felt good to be mired

This happened to me about 3 months ago

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>mfw

>be improv fag
>doing a show
>bit goes too far and my shirt comes off
>continue to do two more scenes shirtless
>finally get a minute to get off stage and put my shirt back on
>lots of girls come up to me after the show
>"you're so funny!"
>"you work out?"
>"how can I join?"

sex doesn't matter user we all have it all the time
they're called mirin threads for a reason,
I'm not mirin someone if i'm fucking them you fucking
fag
go suck a dick you piece of shit

>In the gym lifting baby weights.
>Older gut tells me how awesome my veins in my arms are looking.
>Another older shredded guy passes me and says small boys are becoming real big men.
>tfw only 175 lbs at 6'1. Did come from 125 lbs, so in comparison I'm huge now.

>6'1"
>125lbs
How the fuck is this even possible? I'm the same height and at 70kg I was desiccated twig even as a dyel. Ten kilos less and I probably would've been dead, let alone fifteen. What's your wrist circumference?

Just find what you like, or revisit what you know you used to like and lose yourself in it.

The other day
>walking out into living room without a shirt.
>plumber says I look sexy
>go outside to get mail without a shirt, mailman said I looked sexy
>go to the supermarket with my mom and janitor says I look sexy.
> I knew that my muscles would come in at 12 =)

Invite her to the gym and then rape her in the parking lot

jesus mate you post this shit everytime. Soon this will be the new cousinposting.

uhh I think youre the gyms new twink

Nonono don't do that

>sex doesn't matter user we all have it all the time

>be girl
>work as cashier at grocery store
>fatass comes through who thinks he's buff
>buying chicken breast, oats, vegetables
>still looks like shit
>"your getting bigger" I say, holding back my laughter
>"thanks", he replies, thinking I meant it in a good way
>he makes joke about guys on steroids, his autism shows, he tells me he'd like to work out with me
>he then leaves, hot guy comes through checkout next, buying junk food, I think his name was Chad
>Chad slips me his number, i'm gonna fuck him this saturday
>I add fatass on FB, he accepts
>I plan date with him on saturday, knowing ill cancel last minute to meet hotter guy

>I should have invited her to workout

Bro. Fuck that shit. Females are gains goblins and by "work out" she thinks you'll just "run" on ellipticals for 30 minutes and have a conversation about the fucking universe or whatever.

>be following a strict program
>ever inviting someone to join you and fuck up your workout because they don't know how to do jack shit

yeah no

not even him but

>another frat
>implying hes also affiliated

and you're wrong on all accounts

This 'mire' threads are all shit
>hurr im barely ottermode
>10/10 megan fox look alike compliments me and gets nervous
>fuck yeah alpha as fuck
In reality some uggo girl just looked at you and you sperged, the end

>knowing ill cancel last minute to meet hotter guy

>not implying you have lardass buy you dinner, then jettison him to go suck off chad
7/10 otherwise

anyone at the point where they dont even register if a girl is miring or not
>been lifting for a decent amount of time
>all lifts are intermediate
>6'2, tan, bearded, decent hair and clothes
>get stared at by girls everywhere i go
>little girls as young as 14 try to initiate conversations with me at work and try to flirt with me
>have milf hit on me
>i dont care enough to do anything
>have girls who want to be fuck buddies text me constantly to come over and fuck
>have gay guys hit on me all the time
all i want is to lift and groove to some music

This is me, except without all the mires and no one wants to fuck me.
>tfw only things that feel good any more are lifting and groovin'

When exactly did he say everything is against him?

>lost about 100lbs, and have gained decent amount of muscle
>one girl starts asking if i've been working out
>feeling biceps, shoulders, pecs etc
>respond with "its just the lighting"
>one time asks me point blank to leave the club with her
>i say no
>then wonder why she's cold the next time i see her
>I think she's found someone else

Are there any exercises to get rid of autism?

To be fair is she's actually bi and not "haha yeah I'll do it if it makes people like me haha" then she probably did yourself a favor. It's a good way to get cucked if she and the girl click a little too well.

>tfw i feel your pain

Sex with girls is just harder form of masturbation that wastes more energy

>before gf broke up with me she was always saying how girls in public would sneak glances
>no one ever initiates conversation with me I, always have to start it
>I have a serious case of resting bitch face
>on multiple occasions teachers and new accquantences have asked if I'm angry when I'm just daydreaming
>every friend group I've ever been in has started the joke that I'm a closet serial killer

Why can't I just be a more approachable dude?

I used to swim 4 times a week as well as cycle everywhere and only eat breakfast, lunch and dinner. Its not that difficult when you barely eat and instantly burn all calories with sports.
One downside was that I used to be cold all the time, but that wasn't too bad.

I have a micropenis though. Will that be ok.

>tf

I was in the same boat as you m8, I was deeply insecure for a long time and used the resting bitch face defense mechanism.

Force yourself to smile more.

so you mean take a pipe to her shin?

Got a double header today boys
>drive to gym buddies house straight from work to carpool to gym
>park car and walk through his hiusr into his mancave/garage
>say hi to 13 or so years old girl family member who's staying with him along the way
> start chit chatting about the day as I change into gym clothes so we can leave
>out of corner of my eye catch the teenager mirin from inside the house as I stand there in boxers only
>she blushes and dips behind an interior wall

Later
>chest day
>benching 3 plates for a single
>nail it
>catch high-school age kid mirin
>he sets up in next bench over
>1 pl8
>fails and gets pinned
>run over and spot him
>about to say something encouraging and big brotherly when he literally runs out of the gym and leaves me standing there
>Tfw I don't get to be mexican power lifting Jesus

Caps make you sound like elliot Roger, take it easy senpai.

>be on train
>take seat next to qt
>qt mires me in reflection the entire ride
>both get off at same stop
>fuckit.jpged
>ask her where some mall is with the intention of asking for her number in case i get lost
>she explains where the mall is and lingers
>puss out and dont ask for number
>she gets on the bus
>looks at me through the window with a dissapointed face and waves goodbye

fuck man....

Gotta love resting bitch face. People always think I'm angry or annoyed until they start talking to me.

Would you be my Mexican powerlifting Jesús? no homo tho also
G U A D A L A J A R A?

All of this projecting. ?

It's pasta you tards

kek

A N T I D E P R E S S A N T S

I got 'mired by my teacher too when I used to work out in high school, desu it was kinda creepy

weak attempt is weak

did you make a woman of her?

We've been defeated comrades,
we'll get 'em next time

underaged b&