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I don't despise them simply because they exist, but I do despise them for expecting me to believe they are beautiful/healthy/normal/etc.

I got no problem with a fatty that acknowledges that it's 100% their own goddamn fault.

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now look at dat fupa fellas 10 pounds of lean mass

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>gaining 4 pounds a week
>it's an addictive passion

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D E L U S I O N

I hope he breaks up with her.
Disgusting. I would have told her to lose weight after 20lbs max.

>Get him really hot and hard

In reality

>rubs boyfriend's thigh seductively
>He looks down and all he sees is chubby hotdog fingers rubbing up and down his leg leaving a trail of gravy
>"please leave me alone dear I'm tired tonight"
>She climbs on top of him straddling him
>The smell of cheese Doritos emanates from between her thighs
>"I'm not in the mood" as he pushes her off

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i think she meant that people discriminating her have simple mind

This is realistic SS+GOMAD progress.

>fitness

>ಠ_ಠ

So... you're raping her by refusing to have sex with her?
Damn this rape stuff can get really complicated

Young Tod Chrisley

If the mind is so simple and the mind controls the mouth, It should be easy for her to control what goes into her fat mouth and fix her body.

Well, admittedly, it's hard to talk to 'far' people... all that shouting :/

>shopping online
>there is a plus size section
>no petite section
Oh right HAHA SO FAIR RIGHT
LIKE
WHY CANT I GET CLOTHES THAT FIT ME
WHATS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT 6 FT HAMBEASTS

Thing is, so meds do cause weight gain. If she really wanted to lose the weight, she would look for a better one for her.

Funny how she doesn't deny it, probably since it's true

>33 likes

>20 lbs of LBM in 5 weeks
Impressive. I need to know his secret.

but it's subway so it's healthier for you

>likes
right

Anyone have good FPS?

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"4 pounds of muscle a day is realistic"
All you fucking casuals talk about gains but you can't even put on 4 pounds of muscle a day.

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This one's so close to escaping delusion

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fake &andalso& gay

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This I can get behind

I'm in support of treating people kindly

I'm not in support of delusion, that's it

Part one of fat fingers can't draw

>there are people who still believe in human rights in 2016

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>hur dur I'm super padded but yeah ill beat your ass mate

I get that it would be uncomfortable to have a sweaty pillow slapping at your knees, but honestly...

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>scarred wrists
woah, any chance shes not completely sound of mind? who would have thought??

>dem cutting marks
>now a self loving fatass

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i think this is actually the camera speaking and it just needed the boy to hold it, it definitely changed for the better and put on some mass

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Well if she isn't plus sized then can I make fun of her tiny head and toothpick arms?

I didn't even notice that bit, these people don't really take care of their bodies beyond makeup
Here's more Amy being a comedian at the height of her career

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More Shit art

I used to browse ic a lot before I got into this board, so this Shit stings

Prolly not the same breath
She would be exhausted trying to make that sentence one breath

Didn't she admit to raping a drunk guy? I guess she felt entitled to his body.

>that 2deep4u background and font
It's like whoever made this thinks she is some kind of deep thinker, when in reality she's an unfunny joke thief who's only punchline is something about her vagina

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D E S T R O Y E D

12. "Beep beep beep" if she is walking backwards

Tumblr tags like haes and fat acceptance are decently spammed with this stuff, it makes me feel nice.

does that chick have a tiny head or a huge torso?

Plus size does not equal fat. Plus size is tall, large ribcage, wide hips, and any combination of the three. You can be fit and plus size. Only delusional sea cows think that they are actually "plus size" or that you can only be plus size if you are fat.

"Can I get some attention now?"

The new DOOM is pretty good, from what I've heard.

> the reflection

Yeah, like getting turned into soylent green. I bet a fat person could generate 1.5 X the amount of Green a regular sized human could.

It's immersive and the game plays like a piece of music, 7/10

It really is. Surprisingly so.

Aaaand I'm fucking triggered.

1. Real friends and real lovers really love and are truly friends- so they will fucking tell you that you have fallen for a scam culture.
2. Only a fetishist or a liar will ever tell you this.
3. If you are fucking redarted.
4. No issue, I guess? Not sure what this means.
5. Hell yeah. Stop blocking the stairs, stop taking up extra space on transport, stop slowing everyone down with your immobility scooters. Your lifestyle, like all business, should have no negative external effects.
6. Fucking. Inconsistency.
7. "I shot myself in the leg, but it is your fault for not accommodating my failure as a human being."
8. "I have a right to the sex and love of other people. People who refuse to have sex with me are lower than dirt. Also, #stopRapeCulture2016"
9. I have finally realized that real lover is code for deranged fetishist.
10. No, because HAES normies won't last to any age. Lasting is hardly the proper term anyway. If something starts to decay immediately, you don't say that it lasted until the final moment... it was spoiled long before then.
11. REEEEEEE SO STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT REEEEEEE
12. If someone won't say it to your face, it is either because they know you have no self confidence and are taking pity on you, or they are worried that you will sit on them.
13. Nothing looks good on you.
14. Yep, but you don't have any. Fupa is not curve.
15. Except you can't enjoy the taste anymore, because your tastebuds are fucked up.

That is the only funny joke she's ever made.

Ehh. I cut the fat off my steak anyway.

Somebody should shove a cheezburger in that slot just to remind them how stupid they all are

>If people are laughing behind your back, its because
it would take them too long to get around you, you fucking gravity well

Soylent Green is supposed to have nutrients

>tfw fatties refer to themselves as "curvy"
I fucking hate this, because curvy used to mean something sexy to me, but is slowly becoming a term I despise due to this surge of delusional fatties redefining what it means

With that much whale blubber on her, light her on fire and she will burn for years to come

>that plus size skirt
>can't even buy a size small because they never fucking have any
>all the fabric used for plus sizes could be used to make more size small clothing

THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>number 6
Holy shit why

surely this is just a prank...
r-right?

You too man? I remove the fat off of every meat I eat. I can't stand it.

I'm still cutting but I've finally hit healthy BMI range. I am 5'10", still on the thick/chubby side, and I'm a MEDIUM in most women's clothes. That means I am 6 inches taller than the average American woman, and straddling the line of overweight, yet 9 times out of 10 I'm a medium.

Part of me was losing weight to wear more clothes but the vanity sizing is scaring me a bit. I don't think I should ever be close to smaller or even XS on principle of being half a goddamn foot taller than the average woman.

heh

thanks for sharing that, it warms my heart a bit

I now use curvaceous.

It even sounds sexier.

It seems pretty clearly to be satire. Angry satire.

Why is it scary if models do it and aren't collapsing into a bag of bones?

Stop making excuses. Just bulk up with muscle then.

Does anybody legit know who that celebrity is?

If you're that small just start buying children's clothes

>(((Nirenberg)))

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