Tinder breads

Dubs decideds

Well no shit you take protein you dumb broad.

wanna eat my protein

Blue bubbles are me

Oh so you are on roids. Creatine is pretty hardcore

kek, there you go

What should i put in my bio bros?

He knows that mouth breather. Also your reply acts as a reroll for him, and you got dubs.

ask her how many preoteins

Why havent we fucked yet?

let me put my meat in your hole

Checked

I will literally pay you to have sex with me. Please, im so lonely

4 SCOOPS C'MON

Everything I've ever said on tinder was a lie to try and have sex, I want to fuck as soon as possible.

Okay let me try this again, i just got a Tinder but not sure what to put as my bio, any ideas would be helpful guys

Another while we wait for the first to respond

Have you ever done anal?

let me put my sausage in your poop chute

Dude your bio doesn't matter just don't be an autist. 2 lines max don't over think it.

Also easy cheatcode for replies is to use a sloth GIPHY, legit always gets me responses.

I just want got to be the first half of the day after the game. I'm at work today and it is not the same.

hay is for horses don't give me that shit

>Still no matches
I need better pics but I have no friends for a group pic

Checked

guys stop fucking rolling dubs on explanations.

there's a reason I swiped right but I forgot, it clearly wasn't your picture.

Nice one Veeky Forums you fucking autists

>i just got a Tinder but not sure what to put as my bio
it's kind of irrelevant, they go by pictures

put something dumb like you rehabilitate inner city puppies that were born addicted to crack, something that shows you are "fun and funny" according to dumb ladybrains

basically if it would entertain a toddler it works on women, good luck in your quest and remember don't copy that floppy

you're not attractive enough for that line to work

Listen here honey i was jk but low key have you tried anal?

Update she reopened, this is salvageable lads

Update on the op

She still likes u fucktard

i understand that was weird as shit but i'm literally using a random number generator and a shitpost generator to make these replies
this reply, even, came from a SHIIEEEEEEEEEET

Dubs I'll send to the most appropriate, trips goes to both

No i dont but on the other hand would like to hang out champagne caviar, what do you say m'lady?

can i lick your ass then

i understand that was weird as shit but i'm literally using a random number generator and a shitpost generator to make these replies
this reply, even, came from a SHIIEEEEEEEEEET

I wanna suck ur dick no homo

Sometimes. You should meet them all. Free saturday for coffee?

post pictures of her i can literally only see her fucking chin

rerollin' this

reroll

Reroll i guess