CONFIRMED Mirin Stories

I have a similar story . I once was at the party store and two pretty attractive young ladies came in. Once was recently divorced and celebrating. Totally was checking me out, but I bitched out.

oh man

whats funny is the only thing I could think of was that dust in the wind song after. There I WAS practically in a threesome already and I was like. DURHHHH.

Shutup fag

6'2 and not postin a pic cause butthurt virgins wil just rip me apart

Dude my old FWB sent me pictures of her and her friend naked and getting ready for the club. I didn't even think to capitalize on it.

You cheated on your gf therefore you are a big pile of shit and deserve to die

Top cuck

Actually forget that last story, two female co-workers of mine literally asked for a threesome with me and the two of them. I responded lol, I'm going to go throw myself off the universe now.

i've never been mired

Are you sure you're 27? Do you work at a car wash or something

ITT: 23 year olds thinking 27 year olds all are fully functioning adults earning £60k a year with a wife and 2 kids and a house and a dog and don't like fun

This lol

ENOUGH BICKERING

POST MORE MIRE STORIES WHERE U HAD THAT QT'S PUSSY DROOLIN

Kek

Pretty much an identical story to this happened to me last night

>Have a gf but install bumble because why not
>connect with someone who works in the office across the street from me downtown (I live in a major city so this is a cool coincidence)
>talk and hit it off
>go out with her last night, huge, perfect tits, blonde hair, kind of chubby
>after three or four beers she tells me that my height was "intimidating" before she got to know me, and that a lot of the hot athletic guys in high school felt inaccessible because of how tall they were
>little does she know I was a skellington shut in who played vidya all through high school
>heh
>immediately close out and say we should grab some drinks at her place nearby
>we make out in her row house's backyard patio
>"okay user, here's the score: we can go upstairs, have fun, make out, but we can't have sex, because I don't know you. You can spend the night if you want though"
>"sure"
>ten minutes later I'm balls deep with no condom

I'm going to miss being young someday

I'm someone else, not the OP. But no, I work on the eighth floor of a gleaming steel and glass office tower downtown in a major US city doing important an interesting things.

I'm also 27 and I enjoy doing fun stuff and being occasionally irresponsible.

Atta boy. Fuckin right buddy

I was also a skeleton loser in HS so i almost laughed in my tinder faces date when she called me Chad

Funny how things work out

>go to dentist
>milf nurse rests her arm on my chest the whole time

oh yeah I got one better.
>go to dentist
>Dentists rests her breast on my face.

>walk down street with gf
>walk past a restaurant
>a qt sitting outside openly mires my gf, eyefucking her big-time while biting her lip
>gf teases me about it for a few days

>fast forward a week
>get on boat with gf
>exact same thing happens to me with a qt sitting on the boat

feels good knowing both me and my gf get mired by qt girls.

>Going to a bar alone like el autismo after Veeky Forums inspired me to go out more
>Meet petite qt from high school that I really liked but never had the guts to ask out
>She's gotten even prettier, solid 8/10
>She's with another grill, which I also liked back in high school, but she went to shit and is approaching planetary mass
>We talk about shit, they keep laughing at my retarded jokes
>After a couple of beers I mention how I volunteered to help a library from one of the villages around and how I had to move loadsa books around
>"So user, is that how you got those or have you been hitting the gym?" she says while pointing to my arms
>I kek myself to tears and just keep going on with my story like nothing happened

T-thanks brehs

post the text

Yeah, I'm definitely getting a "underage b& with delusions of grandeur" vibe from OP.

10th floor here.
You guys hear about the donuts on 15?

This story is from a year ago bro

Its my all time best mire. Didnt say its current

Send the intern up to find out

>cheating on gfs like its no big deal

why even bother being in a relationship

But did you smash, user?

Did you smash?

I went home and wanked myself to sleep, all in all it was a pretty good night

Nerd

>be me, 13
>sitting outside the music block, skipping class with gf
>shes giving me a blowjob, pretty standard shit for being a 6ft high test god
>mrs fletcher walks by
>shes starin' at mah dock
>she walked into a wall while biting her lip lmao
>shout at her "COME HERE SLUT"
>she gets on all fours and approaches me
>starts licking my dick like a dog
>"yeah bitch, show me dem tiddies"
>she starts undressing
>tit fucks me
>gf is gettin jealous so she gets up rubs her bare ass and vag on my face
>eating out my gf while getting titfucked by mrs fletcher
>cum on her face
>lmao shit was cash
>tell her not to clean herself up and go back to teaching maths with my cum on her face or this will never happen again
>she complies
>just as she was pulling up my pants for me and I was getting up a manlet appeared
>lmao it's my headteacher
>he starts running towards me, "oh boy" I say
>he accidentally jumps towards me
>grab him and drop him from my chest
>plummets towards his death
>manlets, when will they learn?
>mfw A*s all year around in maths
>gf licked my earhole afterwords

feels good being master race man

Cause i wanna have my cake and eat it too

>force her to teach lesson with cum on her face

I lold

>be me, freshman year
>not you
>at a Halloween party
>2 chicks come up and start talking to me
>all getting drunk
>they get closer as the night goes on
>resting their tits on my chest close
>set my beer down and grab their asses
>uglier one makes a move, we start making out
>she gets too drunk, has a hard time standing up
>her friend takes her back to their dorm (they're roommates)
>keep drinking with bros, high fives all around
>hot one comes back
>shitshescooltoo.gif
>keep drinking with her
>we hook up now
>party dies and she goes home
>"I'd come back with you but my roommate got to you first"
God damnit Veeky Forums

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You didnt FUCK HER?

You are not MAN. You are BOY

>has a girlfriend
>installs tinder anyways
>fucks another woman anyways

You're a degenerate. The garbage bag equivalent of a human being.

Because I can.

Also the stability and family connections that come with LTRs are important.

Monogamy is a meme

Cry some more, bud.

I used to be like you, then I cheated as well. When it happens you'll understand why

OMG ARE YOU ME

t. jealous kvs

>>be me, freshman year
>>>>>not you

I've been mired before, but never because of my body cuz I'm still a dyel. Since I started lifting people have told me I'm getting bigger but I don't really count that. I'm waiting for the day when I get groped on the dance floor by hot sluts simply for my body

>have gf
>install tinder anyway
>even meet with girl from tinder despite having a gf
>fuck said girl

You are just the lowest scum of the social hierachy.

>but we can't have sex, because I don't know you
>ten minutes later I'm balls deep with no condom

>literally a degenerate

>butthurt virgins wil just rip me apart

>calls himself Chad
>has low self-esteem

>ass pain

I didnt call myself Chad, she did, which is similar to being knighted by the Queen

I am an ordained Chad now. Bow down, cuck

>tfw the urge to cheat is becoming stronger and stronger

>I am an ordained Chad now.
>Is afraid of what "butthurt virgins" will think of his physique

Just give in, you'll feel bad at first and then you'll stop caring

Then start cutting, friend. You need low body fat for dem dere facial gains. You'll be more attractive ottermode benching 1pl8 than fatter benching 3.

This. The real degeneracy are the man children who think having no morals or loyalties is laudible.

Listen buddy, i dont have any fuckin pics, and i dont fuckin care if you believe me.

I got a new Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge and all my fuccboi pics got lost in the transfer

>CONFIRMED MIRIN STORIES
>I PUMPED AND DUMPED A 7.5 GUISE

Shut the fuck up boardshorts, you 47yr old lookin cunt

Meant to post as user anyway but I'm sorry you don't have every girl with daddy issues on lock but don't take it out on me because I have crows feet and smile lines

>This is the complete opposite of making it or becoming alpha that this board goes on about
you're retarded.

>I PUMPED AND DUMPED A 7.5 GUISE

Even if you're able to afford steak, something you want to eat some fast food, just as a treat.

Cheap and easy has its own appeal.

it's still a merlin story m8

Instead of continuining your loyalty and showing you are unhindered by the degenerate who cheated on you, you caved in and lived long enough to see yourself become the villain.

I want you to go to your bathroom and take a good look at the mirror.

>pic related is you writing this post before handing it off to your carrier pigeon

nobody cries about degenerates, relax bud and enjoy being a piece of shit

You sound like the type of pussy faggot I was bullying back in school

KEK

how is that? I fuck qts but without lying like a pussy you are
what should I be jealous about?

>Go to bar with friends (1 other dude 2 chicks)
>Go to grab a table, group of girls nearby tells us to sit on the other side of the table
>Ok why not
>Hang out talk some with friends
>Notice one girl at the next table over keeps looking at me, making eye contact
>Don't do anything
>Talk to friends drink more
>Now her and her fat friend are talking and keep looking at me
>Friends want to leave
>As I'm walking out say fuck it and walk over to give the girl my number
>Give her my number, leave with friends
>Get a text later "The only reason we told you guys to move tables was so we could stare at you ;)"

Felt pretty gud

yeah you don't fucking care but still provide excuses to us like an obedient beta fuccboi

>posted from my iPhone6 using Tapatalk on shift as a garbageman

>post your shirtless body bro
no
>cmon u fag, show me ur abs
no i dont have any pictures
>lmao hes such a pussy, no homo

>have gf but install tinder for "fun" like you didn't know exactly what you were planning to do
>fuck a girl a few hours after you met her
You're literally scum.

I've impressed a girl enough for her to drive 4 hours to fuck me

Ya ive 'cum' to terms with being a bad person years ago

Anyone else has some stories of making it?

I have one
Part 1
>Be me
>Have been lifting for a couple of years and look pretty big
> My friends and I are going out to dinner and then clubbing
> I offer myself to be the designated driver
> They are enthusiastic that I want to be the designated driver
> Little did they know that I did it to cut my calories
> We arrive to the restaurant
> ‘’user, why are you looking so funny at your car’’’ Says Stacy
> I was checking my biceps in the reflection of my car
> ‘’Oh uh nothing, I thought I saw a dent in my car
> Enter the restaurant
> Give recipients our coats, I carry all of my friends coats to the recipients
> I flex my biceps while carrying them
> Make me look like a T-rex
> The good kind
> Flex my biceps when I hand her the coats
> She says: ‘’ wow you are really strong ‘’
>I tip her by flexing my traps and do a 360 walking away, cool af
> We get to our tables
> We order our food

> as we are waiting I tell my friends
> Uhm guys, I am allergic to garlic, I should probably ask the chef to be a bit careful
> I leave the table
> I sneak myself into the kitchen to find the chef
> I find him
> Manlet.
> I offer him 20 bucks if he bakes my steak in olive oil
> He wonders why I want it that way
> I say it is because of my religion
> Zyzzbraus
> I offer him 20 bucks if he bakes my steak in olive oil
> He wonders why I want it that way
> I say it is because of my religion
> Zyzzbraus
> He accepts it, he must be so tolerant
> Before returning to the table I make a quick stop at the toilets
> I walk in to check if its empty
> It is
> Do 30 pushups really fast to keep the pump going
> Gotta have that pump kid

Nice

Was she a dogfaced woman?

> I return to the table
> My friends ask me why I am sweating
>’’ Uhm it was really hot in the Kitchen guys, make sure to tip them well, they deserve it’’ : I reply
> Our first meal arrives
> Bread
> 2016
> Eating gluten
> Making it
> I decline and just wait for my olive steak
> After what feels like an eternity it finally arrives
> A big steak almost floating in olive oil
> I quickly eat it so that no one notices it is olive oil
> Yet of one of my friends notice it is different
> He takes a good smell and says
> Uhm user is that Olive oil?
> Uhm yes, It is Italian steak, it is baked in olive oil
> Oh well
> They buy it, KEK
>The dessertcard arrives
> Most of my friends just pick one of the delicious ice-creams
> I decline, I said that my stomach was still full
> It wasnt
> I feel it is empty
> I can feel the rumbling noises coming up
> I cannot oppress it
> But what if I overpress it?
> I let out a big fart at the moment my stomach grumbles
> Protein fart
> All my friends are gagging for air
> At least they don’t think I have an empty stomach
> The smell is so bad.
> I fear for their stomachs
> I apologise and say I have to go the toilet
> Quickly pass by the coats
> Grab a quick protein shake
> Gotta keep that pump going kid
> I get back to the table and apologize
> They accept it
> We pay and leave a great tip
> we move to the club
> Walk in and do my new awesome dance
> It involves a lot of flexing of my bicep
> Everyone is watching
> Nobody is doing it
> Hahahahah they are all too much DYEL to even make an attempt to do it
> Everyone must be miring me
> After a while I feel dehydrated

> Go to the man restroom
> Wash my face with water
> Look up in the mirror
> I see a beautiful girl
> She must have followed me
> She says: ‘’ Wow you dance really good’’
> I say: Thanks you look great yourself
> ‘’Aah thanks, you are such a cutie
> Y-you too
> She comes closer, I can feel her breath. Fresh mints
> We make out for a good 5 minutes
> We go to the dancefloor
> The music is really loud, I can’t hear her that good
> While I am walking there with my hot new date one of my friends pulls me over and says: Dude, that is Amen
> I am dumbfounded. I mean I know she is hot but to bless her is a bit weird
> We dance a bit and drink some more
> She asks me to take her home
> Noice
> I am finally going to make it
> Tell my friends I am taking her home, Luckily there was another user who was a designated driver as well. He is a Muslim so it makes sense for him to not drink.

> We get to her apartment
> She invites me to her bedroom
> We lay on her bed and start making out
> I want to untie her bra but she refuses, Says she would get cold
> Ah well whatever
> Before I completely undress I excuse myself to go the restroom
> I go there and do 30 pushups
> Gotta keep that pump going kid
> We undress some more
> We kiss some more
> She goes crazy on my neck and ears
> I am having the time of my life
> I undress her completely except for her bra
> Finally after all those years it is happening
> I undo her underwear and see
> A feminine penis
> I knew it could happen
> A girl with a penis
> I bend her over and start fucking her in her hole
> I go wild on that ass
> Must have been that pre workout I sneaked in during the drive to her apartment
> Suddenly hear knocking on the door
> A small child stands there with sleepy eyes and a teddybear in his hands
> The kid says: ‘’What are you doing?’’
> Look him straight in the eyes while I am fucking her hardcore in the ass, The girl is buried in the pillows so she doesn’t hear or see the kid
>I say : Gotta keep that pump going kid

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This happens often:
>work p/t at hardware store
>notice some women looking at me while biting their lower lip
>smile back at them and say "caught ya mirin'"

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Being this much of a little bitch top cuck

nice shoop

this so much
chad isn't 16yo
chad has his shit together

I actually debated leavin out the havin a gf part of the story cause i knew it would start an asspain whirlwind but i feel honesty and trust is to important (lel) and i would never lie or mislead my fitbros

Paint bro.. it hurts for a reason. All we can do is learn from

Pain*