Hair

Is there anything I can do with my shitty hair, or shitty face without suicide?

Get a meme haircut, overplayed but you will look better

That looks gay tho

You look like that skinhead kid from the latest harry potter movie

Is that you?
You look like a weak boy with weak genes.

You're baiting right?
Both your hair and face are fine, you woman.

get rogaine please, I would fuck you desu

How can a classic short sides haircut be gay?

He didn't mean it like that probably, it just looks like shit on your head, it's not a hairstyle for you.

I bet you are either bald or balding

You can bet whatever you want, doesn't change the fact I'm right.

Bladie detected lmao

You're already balding. Get a 1 or a 2.
As for the face, get some acne cream or some cleanser.

Get a haircut like mine OP. All the ladies rate me highly on /soc/, usually an 8-9. :)

Would you believe I was born with this hairline? You should see pics of my dad at my age.

Grow some facial hair.
And post pics in portrait.

You look lovely OP. just cut the bangs a bit
t. femanon

I'm patchy as fuck breh. It's really bad believe me.

Stop letting your mom cut your hair.

My hair is way thicker than yours
I'm trying to give you advice here, fuckboy, you look like a fucking paintbrush, get a better haircut.

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trim your fucking eyebrows man, looks like 2 hairy catterpillars over your eyes

>implying they're not sexy
fuck i'm thirsty for OP

Post your head baldie, you sound butt mad

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. "Get out of here, baldy!" they said. "Get out of here, baldy!"

When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.…

You're the one that sounds buttmad friendo.

Im not fucking mad!

You're making me blush. Thanks for the test boost famalam

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I believe you, polish/russian genes.

that haircut looks fine on him, autismo

leave the house and maybe you'll get the confidence to get a haircut that isn't a buzz

Get an expensive haircut. They'll know what to do.

Yeah, it looks fine on "him".

You need to tweeze your eyebrows.

He'd look like Morrissey with that haircut. So yeah, a bit gay. But sad hipster girls will be on ur dick.

Don't think you can get away with this shit, fuccboi

you aint that bad oppie. your brow bone is fuckin' ridiculous or thats a bad angle for you so like maybe trim down your fuckin' brows a little but other than that. confidence. stand up straight, you slacker