Halp, german girl. Inb4 hitler, etc

Halp, german girl. Inb4 hitler, etc

Also how important is stretching really? I feel good without it so far.

idk know about girls, but stretching is great. It is important to keep your hamstrings loose and also the hip-flexors.

let me eat dat booty then

>yeah i don't mind some pussy for lunch

and yeah stretching is super important. you'll snap your shit up eventually if you don't stretch.

dubs have spoken deliver now op or else

this one is better than

naw i was first pussy gtfo with your bullshit

"So, how about we eat some animals for lunch and each other for dinner?"

fight me fegit

This one sounded better, but she probably won't reply.

T-thanks Veeky Forums

Should have begged her to shit in your mouth and call it chocolate.

At least I might've reached my fiber goal for the day

stay virgin beta dont post if you are not going trough with

>if you are not going trough with

I've gone through with it, just waiting for a reply...

faggit

that's not going through with it faggot, enjoy being a beta all your life

>that's not going through with it faggot

what is, then?

Ayy, that's funny. I hate being too dim to come up with funny things

you're taking this way too seriously lol, if anything the beta is you, not OP.

Kommt sehr drauf an, wie beweglich Du bist. Generell schadet es nicht, nach dem Training ein paar Dehnübungen zu machen – umso mehr, je intensiver das Training ist.

something something "Training" something

That is german, you dimwit.

Call her an "Untermensch", she will fall on her knees.

waiting for op to deliver next message

>Tfw German gf

spic detected

>inb4 hitler

Hitler did nothing wrong.

then why are jews still existing

>nach dem Training ein paar Dehnübungen
Wird es nicht machen.

try again

she won't reply ;_; should I say something else?

mexico of europe

more like HUE of europe

dont reply, be a man!

but then the thread will die

A girl I know texted me the other day to thank me for the birthday present I gave her, but I didn't respond. Totally have the upper hand on her, bro!

Should've responded with:
>it was my privilege.

She's jap. I don't think that joke applies.

Wat

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OP, pulling out the ol' "please respond" usually works. It's my ace in the hole.

Give it a try.

Write her.

"Egal ob Kinder oder Mösen. Ich esse alles was du mir anbietest"

You know google translate is a thing, right? And you know the purpose is to woo her, not pedo-vibe her.

someone dump the tinder trolling pics by that NZ fitfag...cant remember his name

Oh du...