MANLET UPRISING NOW

Where are you rising up to? That tall skyscraper so you can end your pathetic manlet life?

first post best post

just stretch your arms to the lanklets and whisper "rise rise rise"

Sniper ready.

Why the hate, little dude?

/thread

>went to lunch with qt grill from work
>we are sexually interested and are having sex
>she wore high heels today
>trying real hard to stand up tall so we are the same height
>standing on curbs first so i look taller
this is not a meme, its real life fuck guys

i dont wanna be 5'9 anymore

>this beta
you actually care if shes taller than you in heels?

LMAO

When are you gonna learn kiddo

>you'll never know what it feels like to have a girl hug your stomach and look up at you

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>MANLET UPRISING NOW

this reminds me of something....

Don't worry manletshits.

This gets old real fucking fast when you have to bend your neck to kiss her every time.

Trust me when I say you want to be at most 5 inches taller than her

>can't find women 5'7" and above
This is the real struggle

we never learn

>you actually care if shes taller than you in heels?
what did you mean by this?

what kind of weak cunt couldn't break out of that the stakes are in sand ffs

lemao

from ur post it looked like you want to be taller than her.

i was tryin to say it doesnt matter bruh, 5' 9 is a decent height

r u trying to tower over people? thats not gonna happen at 5 9, but conversely you arent really short either, just average

Nigga, I'm 5'7" and even I say chill the fuck out

>manlet uprising
>manlet
>uprising

Oxymoron innit bruv.

5'8/174cm here

Sometimes I feel tall, other times I feel short. Just today I've meet a dude that was like 165cm.

rekt

An oligarchy of race, where the Saxon rules the African, might be endured; but this oligarchy of Height which makes Chads and Brads the oligarchs over the manlets and femlets of every gym... carries discord and rebellion into every Squat Rack of the nation.

~Morris Manlet: Leader of the Manlet Rebellion.

sure thing, all we have to do is put out our hand and you can't reach us.
t.6'9"

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Found your army, big guy

LUL
oldie but a goodie

5'8 living in shitty third world lmao country, I'm actually slightly above average and feel really tall when using public transportation lol
Feels good desu senpai

you made this manlet very happy

A day may come when the courage of manlets fails, when we forsake our proteins and break all bonds of sea level, but it is not this day! An hour of Chads and shattered pl8s, when the age of manlets comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand on your tippy-toes, Manlets of the Gym!*

What's worse, being a manlet or balding prematurely?

5'10 here

Where do I fit in the scale?

Nasty little Hobbitses.

>UPRISING

Good for you

King of the manlets

You guys gonna form some kind of suicide squad?

Yes, our crack squad will detonate their vests, blowing you normies off at the knees!

It's not that bad. You're just letting it get to you

shhh we're on Veeky Forums why would you try to be reasonable

I'm manlet at 6'3. Life begins at 6'5

god damn, user

>tfw qtpie gf hugs your chest and listens to your heartbeat

>current year
>not traveling to space to get your manlet card removed

Is that the guy who popped her cherry?

Team up with the beta uprising (found on R9k). You'll have a better shot. Call it the meek uprising or something.

>Allegedly

>Feels good desu senpai
I love how your nigger terms get filtered now.

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>Where do I fit in the scale.?

below it

I'm 6 3 and get no girls. Literally autistic spilling spaghetti everywhere. I talk to girls online on omegle text chat. Worst part is my best friend is a manlet who pulls without even trying.

I'm 19 and also losing hair. I'm also having trouble learning good form

Don't know what else to say maybe you'll feel better reading about my insecurities

How tall is your manlet friend

5'4 here

It's me

Kek

>tfw 6'1 elder god of manlets

> anything less than 6' (5'9")
>being sucesful with women

pick one and only one manlet