Things you can say about your gym, but not your girlfriend

the fuck you are

its got huge racks

I have a gym.

Lots of black people enter my gym and workout hard

It sucks :(

>Things dyels say, but shouldn't

It's got tons of manlets inside

apparently it only gets one

It can accommodate up to 50 men

...

>I don't want to get too big just a little toned

Nice

I don't raise my gym's son

Should I bulk or cut ?

>I don't mind if it smells

I honestly dont need it to be this large, theres plenty of room for all the members and it costs way too much.

I'm pretty sore, I think I'm going to finish early today.

lel'd out loud

I just don't get why it's always so LOUD.

i don't have either
homegym master race

"Mind if I work in with you guys?"

im glad there hasnt been any pajeets in here

I'm glad the guy before me cleaned up.

>This will probably be worthwhile in the long run
>The only one for me
>Finna find a better one
>Such a clean interior

I pay a monthly membership fee

Off to a rollicking good start.

I don't mind letting another man work in

>today in going ass to grass

Why is your dad here?

I've been in it.

>Things only people who have been on Veeky Forums for a long time would understand

It doesn't help with depression.

It looks good

The effort is worth it

I deadlifted Tiny's parents

My mom made my sister and me take an underwater weight test and she enjoyed it because she got wear pants and a bra. We both didn't shower, but since she's a girl, she got to "pretend" to put her hair in a ponytail

Underrated. Too real for replies.

I think you misread the op

Glorious

That's the most outrageous thing I ever heard. The mom's a total bitch.

fitting

Holy fuck, does anyone in here have the original of that?
I'm a little ways into the FPH thread right now and haven't seen that pic in AGES.

You forgot the pic

...

Ok.
Im new.
Like...not even a year yet new.
Newfag summer dyel cancer, got it, I understand my position.

THIS is the most autist thing I've seen yet.

Does anyone have anything that tops this

Smells like a bunch if sweaty men
Weighs more than 120lbs

Some say it is a coded message that details the location of Atlantis

It only gets worse

breh

its open at least once a day

I usually don't cum in my girlfriend

I love the 350lb snatch

I'm the biggest guy that's regularly inside my gym.

My gym is worth the money/time I spend on it.

Am I missing something here? What was the fucking point? Or IS that the point?

>full of darkies
>welcoming
>warm
>moist
>something I love
>real

Its not cheap

That is the point.

OP cant explain his autism

Im never going to make it

Kek

If I ever get pulled in for any of the crimes I've committed, this is my defense strategy.

>You officers don't understand
>I skipped my shower at around noon, and so did my neighbour's cousin, as said same with me.
>She did that thing where you "pretend" to scream but get knocked out with a chloroform soaked rag like the girls at the YMCA, but I said no, so she didn't.
>So I didn't like going to the doctor on my off day to get my resistance scratches checked out, but she got to wear a body bag (tight pants, ugh), and go underground for 8minutes so she enjoyed it.

>I dare any jury to find me guilty.

Just smashed 400 pounds

I love going in with a friend

Homegym
Love spending money on it

Everyone can appreciate a 315lb snatch.

>fucking stupid ass cracking smoking motherfucker
Always fantastic.