ITT: Describe your ideal gym. No holds barred

ITT: Describe your ideal gym. No holds barred.

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No people, a power rack, a place to do olympic lifts and a lat pulldown machine thing

A beach with an outdoor gym with rusty iron weight.
A massive park to do ghetto style workouts at.
A few sand bags and kettle bells everywhere.

Thirsty gym bunnies and future 20/10 pudgy and fertile girls practicing their stripper pole dances and getting dat ass everywhere.

A near by forest where you can run buck naked and lift heavy logs and rocks.

>power rack
>dumbbell rack
>lat pull down machine (one of the cable ones, not those bullshit fixed bar ones)
>plate loaded hammer strenght chin up machine
>plate loaded hammer strenght isometric row machine
>pec dec/rear delt fly machine
>no indians, mexicans, natives, fat guys or women allowed

I don't ask for much

>garage gym, with those big doors open during summer
>none of the stupid machines, only all the good ones
>non-natty lightning
>free protein bars at desk
>qt receptionists pic related
>stripper poles where strippers come to practice
>loud trance and house music
>24/7 open

pls jesus christ almighty

>power rack
>bench
>regular squat rack
>lifting platform
>oly bar
>PL bar
>a good amount bumpers
>a good amount of iron plates
>jerk blocks/stands (the ones the chinks have)

that covers all grounds

it's a hybrid between a bouldering gym and a traditional gym

Only whites, hot females only, no old farts, no male teenagers, special barbells for the left-handed, obligatory use of a plate silentiator, no falcons allowed.

>left handed barbells
Hey buddy do you know where i can buy a left handed screw driver?

One that I'm the only one allowed in.

It's like any other gym but there's a big fighting ring in the back for honor duels. Like if you feel your spotter touched the bar when they weren't supposed to and gobbled your gains, you can demand they fight you in the ring. All honor duels must be accepted (within a 50 lbs weight class limit) or your membership is revoked.

>no barbells (too intimidating)
>no grunting/screaming
>no dumbbells over 60lbs
>free pizza

tbH

squat racks, only essential machines (ex. pulldown) benches, lots of barbells, dumbbells, DL stand, couches, and NOONE ALLOWED IN

Nubile thai ladyboys ready and waiting in the back. They can all cook, give massages and suck cock well.

hnggg

>oly platform
>dumbbell rack
>power rack
>adjustable bench
>no people

This, all in a Forest, and add heavy bags and Olympic Rings... I would run naked through the woods and do caber toss with you

Also an oly platform...

beachside

Cramped, a bit smellier than expected, definitely dirtier than expected, Gold's Gym. Bare minimum of equipment necessary to be an adequate gym. New management is great though; she's actually fixing all this shit that's been busted for months. She actually read and responded to my online review (and implemented a change I suggested).

Since it's right in the business district it competes with places like Equinox and whatever fruity hippie shit is around.

Surprising lack of good lifters. For instance, my 455 unbelted, no straps deadlift is easily the best DL I've seen anyone do at that gym by quite a margin. (For serious singles, I do use a belt but I tend to do these at a closer Gold's on the weekends.)

There's some fairly big looking guys too, yet none of them are particularly strong. It's really odd.

The other one I go to on weekends though is near a university, so there's occasionally some super strong dudes. Couple guys I run into now and again there squat high bar ATG 5 plate for reps. It's pretty disgusting.

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empty of people and music

>2 power cages
>1 for bench
>1 for squat/ohp
>Trap bar
>Elevated bench for seal rows and similar lifts
>Set of dumbbells
>A gym slave to rack weights and such
>Cable machine that can do face pulls, triceps pushdowns, and chest fly's

This plus a robot that spots me

crossfit gym minus all the crossfitters

>nobody but me and my gymbro
>air conditioned
>full set of dumbbells
>adjustable bench
>bench press set
>squat cage
>space for deadlifts, olympic lifts, bodyweight, and stretching
>lat pulldown and cable row machine
>pullup bar
>treadmills because fuck running outside

20 squat racks, no resistance machines whatsoever, martial arts mats, boxing heavybags and speedbags, coed sauna, zero carb recovery shake bar, obnoxious trap music soundtrack, retrofuturist decor, optional VR headsets for why not.

VR headsets sounds really fucking dangerous

the barbell clips in this image piss me fucking off

Have I got the place for you?!?!

There goes no fap

>Competition bench and squat rack
>Deadlifting platform with band hooks
>power cage
>yoke walk
>600kg of calibrates kilo plates
>specialty bars everywhere
>logs, hammers, cabers, farmer bars
>up to 200lb dumbbells
>bands and chains
>lat pulldown
>ghr
>reverse hyper
>warehouse gym
Private access, no women over 15% bf, no kids

a gym full of Beautiful Women who force me to work a perfectly engineered program with pussylicking and dildo fucking between sets

Power rack
Dumbbells
Bench for bp and seated OHP
Oly platform
No people
Lat pull down
Reverse fly machine