God damn a plate accidentally slipped and dropped on my cat and he died, I feel like shit

I seriously hope this is a joke. But if not, did he die quickly?

Im so sry man, love you

My condolences OP rip anoncat

My dog is too scared of the clangy clangy noises to come out there. I guess I should be happy about that.

Sorry user. He didn't deserve it but it's not your fault

I'm glad harambe is dead

Srs I'd probably an hero if I did that to my dog.

That's why they're called deadlifts

Yep I'm the same way. If I accidentally dropped a weight on my dogs and they were seriously injured or killed I'd never forgive myself.

I've dropped a 2.5kg weight onto my foot from knee height and that hurt, imagine dropping a whole plate onto one of them :(

Well I guess you finally got to smash some pussy.

hide the body

W-why man?

Why in the shit are lifting around small pets in the first place?

Kick their ass out of the room or make them get the fuck away from the weights. Drop that shit heavily next to them a lot so that when you touch a weight they think = master(s) touching the big loud things = probable death.

My fucking chuihuaua know to get the fuck out of the way when I decide to lift iron.
Goddamnit cats are fucking dumb.

oosh

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>imagine an actual food plate dropping and instantly deadding the cat
>laugh out loud hard

>realize he means a weight plate

This is how you know I'm overweight

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It's not really intelligence based. Dogs understand when to back off due to social structure.

Cats are less obedient and don't have a clearly defined alpha/ beta social structure, they either can't understand the concept of ownership or don't care.
That's why cats will find it amusing to try and crawn underneath you while you do planks and pushups and shit.

Cats are for faggots and women. Good riddance.

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Put me in the screencap

>tfw I want to drop some plates on my cats now
>I fucking hate cats

fuuuuuuuuuuckimgone

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Screencap B O Y S

Wew lad

Savage

I was deadlifting a few years ago and at the top of my last rep, my cat decided to sit right under where i was going to lower it. I screamed at her but she was half deaf and just sat there. Had to twist my body around to lower the weight somewhere else. Ended up taking a week off cause i pulled something. Cats are no longer allowed in the room when lifting.

straight killed it

Not him, but fucking pic related you tripfag.

came here to make a pun like this, you did not disappoint

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HOLY SHIT

whatever it takes man!

Oh user what a hearty KEK you've given me

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include me in the screencap lmao

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That's fucking dark man. I'm ashamed to say I laughed.

That was actually pretty mean.

Don't include him in the screen cap Include me instead

HAHAHAH FUCKING HELL MAN

Man Veeky Forums really has shitty humor nowadays
>lmao pussy xD
Cmon guys it's not that funny, I hope this is all samefag

I think it is

>49 posters
>56 replies

This is some reddit tier lame shit; it's an attempt to make the time spent on this indonesian carpet plucking board into something meaningful.

Fucking screencapping this shit is laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Cancer.

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like OP's cat

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I really hope this didn't happen.

kek

I'm sorry that fucked but I can't stop laughing

Oh my god

>Goddamnit cats are fucking dumb.
>owns a chihuahua
>still manages to be insecure about the very existence of cats

Dog-exclusive owners are such fucking weirdos

>yfw you'll probably become a serial killer and end your life on death row

>ctrl+f snausages
>no results
pour one out for the memes of yesteryear

Weaker cats are usually submissive towards stronger cats though

Autism.

MEIN SIDES

>user says something funny
>everyone laughs because its funny

How is that autistic?

Autism

>reacting to social cues appropriately is autism

lol gottem

It's been confirmed samefag, check individual ID count

faggotry

>nobody can post twice in the same thread guys!

fag

>he made the joke before I did therefore anyone who thinks it's funny is an autism

For some reason my first thought upon reading the word 'plate' was a plate you put food on, and I was quite confused how someone would have such a bigass plate that it could kill a cat.

Savage

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Fuuuuucking rrrreeeekt.

MOTHERFUCKER!

Dear OP,
if this is all true, I feel quite sorry for you
I've decided to recite this koan to comfort you:
>"Once there was a teacher who hit his students with a stick.
>One day, a student was distracted by a beautiful girl.
>The teacher snuck up behind him and hit him with his stick!
>The student had a heart-attack and died.
>Later on, the parents said to the teacher 'nothing could be done, we are glad for whatever has happened'
>After that occasion, the teacher used to hit his students twice as hard! He didn't even relent or give up a little bit!"

The meaning of the koan is clear:
Just because we made an accident, doesn't mean we should give up! If anything, we should try harder!

-Love, low%bf buddha

Dang, ya caught me

WITNESSED

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER NOT INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP

I feel bad that I actually kek'd

Keked really fucking hard good god just imagine the cat being crushed by OP's slipped plate

This isn't funnt but I want to add to the replies.

Cats have been proven to be in fact DUMBER then dogs.
They aren't being "catty" and disobedient and superior pets. They are just stupid and lazy.

A whole plate isn't that bad. I've had a whole plate dropped on my foot because my friend was a idiot. Didn't feel anything until an hour after. Even then, the pain was mild

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this guy is dead too btw

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>posts 99
>ips 77
Seems right