/fph/ /fpg/ Jiggle in Shame, Shimmy in Hate Edition

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that front axel's gonna' snap.

>I would like to apply for a job as lead rapist
That's racist, what if the guy was from Moldova?

Pushing it with that reference there.

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Why are you guys so obsessed with Indians and Fat people? Is it self loathing or what?

Fat people deserve our hate. Indians are just meme machines.

No one cares about Indians anymore. Shart in mart is the new poo in loo.

Is shart in mart just about Americans or what?

Yes.

Shart in mart? I have no seen this.

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fuggin immigrants taking over our mom 'n' pop rapists

personally i'm just frustrated that i will never have a qt browno waifu but i'm just speaking for myself here

I wish HAES just meant Happy At Every Size. I mean smoking isn't healthy but people weigh up the risks and smokers aren't inherently bad people, but yet when you say obesity is unhealthy the Tess' and Angelica's of the world bunch up their ham hands and get really fucking aggressive.

>HAES just meant
Honk At Every Swine

Fucking gross. Reminds me of that comic of the two fat guys fucking after having dinner with the parents.

>hamplanet prob-la-moze.

youtube.com/watch?v=5T8mGIflUaU

he's gotta be joking, right?

All the weight savings by carbon fiber and aluminum....negated. Might as well drive a ford fuckass hatchback.

Don't even mention that thing. Please.

I like shart in Mart but it just doesn't have the kind of accuracy as poo in loo and the designated shitting streets

Shart in mart is also infinitely better than poo in loo, and I say this as an Amerifat.

This isn't okay...

archive.is/AI9ke

post it user I wanna be disgusted today

youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

We are reaching levels that should not be possible

seriously post it

Holy fuck, that was savage

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;_;

Bost it

Fucking ew

fat bitch is gross, but the poster is also kind of a bitch. Why not straight out say "hey she can't hang with us" and leave it at that. it's not his responsibility to make nice, that's the guy with the bitchy GF's choice.

kek
literally retarded

Not that gross. Those guys have big arms, big shoulders. They're clearly a couple of power lifters.

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>image board
>doesn't post image of comic

>tfw actual busy girl and don't get chafed arms
I bet they only have big tits because they weigh 200+lb

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I would gladly pay money to see him die while doing shit like this

Somebody post the "don't do this, try this" fatlogic comic that we fixed by adding shitlord panels to the end

The first time I real that line about the cheese in the pasta, I couldn't eat cheese or pasta for a fucking month without imagining this comic

ironically making it Veeky Forums approved for weight loss

whut thu fug

I want to gauge my eyes out. I wish I'd never read that.

kek

ok now post the rest

I think it's just how delusional fatties think they look like.

It's the fact this is drawn in the style of a cute cartoon network cartoon that really upsets me.

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lost.

This gets me every fucking time.

>I'd say you have about 45 minutes
>there was a lot of cheese in that lasagna

Kekericoo

>religious conservative gun nut
>he's an asshole
Fuck you too, tumblr.

>trigger warning: productivity
I refuse to believe this isn't satire

>hairy stomach
>hairy arms
>that fucking Steven universe triangular potato nose

Why do all """""body loving""""" tumblr artists use this same exact drawing style?

also
>hairy pits

And if they're all about body positivity and showing off natural beauty, why aren't the character's fat tits hanging out

Because there's tons of tumblr landwhales that weren't even blessed with fat tits.

I've seen several that are obese as fuck and flat as shit.

because you need to learn to draw before you can draw cartoons well. Tumblr fatties lack discipline in the studio as well as in the kitchen/gym.

fire up the fucking gas chambers

> trigger warning: productivity
Absolutely lost it

fuck you op, that pic is so disgusting

This is what I hate the most about fat people
I can't stand the way they BREATHE
like a dying person
like every breath is their last

I feel like I'm gonna get a heart attack by listening to them breathe

Its about this guy who worked at Walmart and saw a guy shart in the bathroom and peed on the side of the building

Gay boy's brother sounds like a nice moral man

>all that slang wannabe hood talk
excuse me this is cultural appropriation of us hoodrats remove this video at once

Bingo

>Become a fat fuck because you were raped.

I only know one person that's ever been sexually assaulted as a child, and he's a buff motherfucker. Something about never wanting to be helpless again. Why would you get fat?

learned helplessness

Because nobody wants to rape a fat person

food is a common coping mechanic

rage

>fatceps problems

FTFY

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>just the first seven seconds
tab closed forever

>my chins when I spot a cookie

>that exhale at the end
>when getting out of a sports car is cardio

Jesus christ, no wonder some people are driven to suicide.

What was it?

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>this
seeing suburbanite Caucasians talking like this is annoying as shit

I haven't been on Veeky Forums for a while

Is that whole fat acceptance movement still going or did they all heave heart attacks by now?

that extra chromosome must weigh 30kg

You and me both brother.

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ew

>pull out, just like your Dad should've

Subconscious self hate, she's self aware

>empowering
>by calling the majority of us "fake women"

why do fat people always have those giant crotches? do they stuff their stomachs into their pants? or are their bladders absurdly swollen?

We get it pol. nice meme