A wizard appears before you and tells you that you must choose between:

Already 6'5" and bald...

>I didn't laugh at the picture, but the I fucking laughed at your reply to the picture? wtf

yeah I laughed at you liking his response

Are you fucking retarded? I am 5'4 with what is practically a lion's mane, and I would shave it and sow my head with salt to be 5'7.

l wonder what would look like next to

Me too bru, no beard full bald 188cm

Wait until I receive my wizard powers in just a couple years and reverse whatever decision made. :^)

>me too
When is 188 the same as 6'5 you manlet

bald, obviously

bald no question

I'd take 6'5/bald and grow out of moustache until I look kinda like nappa. That'll be close enough for me.

I'd tell the wizard to fuck off

I didn't laugh at the others but I laughed to this. The ride never ends.

No joke, I didn't laugh at anything before this. The shit.

if i can still grow a beard, i'll take the tall option.

>>>/Reddit/

The tall one, no question

5'3 is irredeemably short

Sign me up for Johnny Sins mode.

I don't think I've ever met a full grown man who was 5'3"

I'll choose being 5'3 and full hair. I'm already 5'2 and have glorious hair, and all the money in the world wouldn't be enough to make me cut off my hair.

Post pics I wanna know what I look like now

Wtf I'm laughing now

6'5 is too tall
5'3 is too short
I'd rather be too tall than too short. Hair doesn't matter.

>Could literally rule the world
>But I don't want to if I'm bald

Fucking retard.

I'm 6'3 and have full head of hair
This thread made me feel good

I have no need for ruling the world, too much responsibility. I've got my own shit to deal with.

>Prefering to be 5'3 to being 6'5 for any reason.

You wouldn't have any shit to deal with if you had all the money in the world.
You could do whatever you wanted. You'd just pay people to rule it for you.

6'5 and bald, would look sick

eliminate wizard

>6'5" and 195cm and full bald
>Get fit and drown on the pussy due to your Johnny Sins look

>Being 160cm/5' 3'' and having full hair
>being confiend to dating midgets if any at all
>being subhuman

What kind of shitty qustion is this?

I don't mind being 5'3. It just means I have more challenges to overcome because being tall is much easier.

That's stupid. There's no fun in being able to do anything anything and everything. Challenges are what makes life interesting. If you have everything handed to you then you're not enjoying it. You'll get tired of it really fast.

Seconded

5'3 full hair
obviously. If I could just go from my 6'2" body to a 5'3" body with no other changes I'd still go for it, I wish I was small and cute

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Punch him and run like fuck because im 201cm and have a full head of hair.

but you'd miss your chance to become more portable and cute

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height always trumps hair. ALWAYS

I'm already cute i have woman tier face.

also checked them double trips.

Thanks, your dubs aren't bad either bb

Tall and bald. Jesus, nobody cares about hair that much.

t. guy with long hair

>188cm

HAHAHAHAHA he thinks he is tall

But I'm already 194cm with full hair. Man fuck that wizard cunt

>nobody cares about hair that much.
well, not entirely true. It's just bald guys get shit on more because they do retarded things to try and hide that they're balding instead of just accepting it and going full bald.

Yeah, actually. People will laugh at insecure bald fags, but dudes who shave it off and own it look alpha.

I am 198cm and I have full hair

I'm already a balding manlet. Being a tall bald guy seems better.

I'm 5'10 and half bald. Feels good man.

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HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU, YOU HAVE MY PHONE!

Do you expect me to borrow my girlfriend's!

Had a good laugh

bald and tall

>hair transplants exist

kekkles

I didn't laugh at any of the previous posts, but I chuckled audibly at this post. I'm not continuing this meme, but I seriously did laugh.

A much better question is 5'8 with full head of hair, or 6'5 bald. No straight male is going to prefer 5'3

I think I look alright bald from the front and back.

From the side I think I look like a Zika baby.

Yep, hair plugs look totally natural and no one will ever know.

Good thing most of us aren't straight then

that's an easy choice, when you're that far up nobody can tell if you have hair or not anyway

They've come a long way since this picture was taken.

>go get phone
>get arrested for suspicion of cp

I'm 6'4" with a widows peak

I'm okay OP

WTF, I hate laughing now

Lol bald low test queer bait thinks ITT. Anyone who chooses height over hair is a fucktard. Wolverine is 5'3". Now imagine him bald lolololol

If Nappa ever went super sayain, would his mustache curl up and turn blonde?

Why is your head flat?

Oh hell yeah I want 5 extra inches. Fuck head hair I can grow a huge beard anyway.

>Bald
>Low test
Hair loss is correlated to higher testosterone levels.
>Wolverine is 5'3". Now imagine him bald lolololol
Oh, you're an idiot. I see.

i'm 6"3 and balding. kek

Money doesn't hand you everything retard.

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/thread

>getting arrested only on suspicion
>also I'll take 4th Amendment violations for $200 Alex

YES

ahh le ol lebbit switheroo xDDD HoLd mY pEn Am gOiN IN!!!! XDD

>being that close to greatness but missing it

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looks like shit

only god chads can pull off long hair

But I'm already 5'3

519/226 represent!

6'5" bald no question. Get jacked and you'll look good. You're fucked no matter what if you're 5'3"