What's the nastiest thing you're ever done to a grill?

Yea, I remember distinctly hitting it from behind during the part where the girl gets forced to eat shit. I think the movie confused my body and made me last longer kek

Show her my social skills

was drunk, fucked a girl all night, she was on her period, looked like we killed 6 people on those two beds.

in terms of fucked up porn its
-Japanese
-GAP
-GAP
-GAP
-Germans
-Italians

all axis countries kek.

I once held a girl's hand for prom photos. She thought it was as friends though and despite me taking her to a movie and the little arcade area outside of it afterwards she didn't want to date me hahaha life is fun and enjoyable

I didn't eat breakfast the next day and lost gains because of blood sugar dip.

Go on..

I teased her asshole/taint with my middle finger while we fucked.

She came and afterward said it was really hot when I did that.

Dam I'm vanilla as fuck.

why is that nasty?

>have 16 y/o fwb (UK)
>she's 5'4, 100lbs, gymnast
>I'm 20 (6'4 230bs just to put a funny image in your mind)
>giving me head
>sucking my balls, tonguing my gooch
>ask her to rim me, she says no
>realise she has her glasses off, she cant see very good without them
>when she's tonguing my gooch/balls, grind my hips up so she starts rimming me
>she never notices
>cum absoute buckets in her face and she eats it all up

she was mad freaky. Used to surprise me during sex, finished me off with her feet and sucked my nipples all out of her own accord kek

that is hard to believe.

anal without preparation in my car

Whoever found the condom we threw out was probably appalled.

how so

didn't she notice the skin texture changed or the smellz?

we're all waiting user

I've done nasty to these """"girls'''''''''

When I was born I came out a bit sideways and tore my mom up quite badly, my dad said she was screaming like she was being murdered

do you sleep on em?

Nothing too bad really, eat ass and let my gf piss in my mouth and drink it

I dunno what the texture is like between scrotum and anus but she was going pretty quick, she obviously didnt tongue punch my hole but was stil rimming me a bit

I probably didnt smell too bad, I poo in loo

me and my ex-girlfriend were 69ing right after a shower. shoved my tongue up her ass and she loved it.
then fucked her in the ass for a while raw, then right as I was about to bust, she turns around and deep throats my cock. I came buckets.
I still jack off thinking of it to this day,

25 POUNDS

do you bleach your ass?

Ate a butthole out....twice.

last month this chubster was trying to blow me and im larger than average. she didnt stop me when i pushed her head down and she puked on my dick.

she finished me off after.
i dont feel good about it.

i sleep with them

not quite

nope

then i'm sorry for her

Had a threesome with my male best friend and some random girl. Repeatedly told her to "lick my balls bitch" and kept making funny faces at him when she wasn't looking. Walked naked through her house afterwards and her roommates saw.

>he movie confused my body
GOTTA CONFUSE THE BODY, RIGHT BABE?

I told her she did it and she just laughed it off and said she never noticed.

I dunno though, she was a bit eager, but I coudnt get her to do it again

Pulled a tampon out by the string using my teeth. Didn't eat it, no gains had.

how did you meet her

>kept making funny faces at him when she wasn't looking

Im fucking crying, exactly the kind of thing me and my mates would do

I'm a fat fuck and I used to fuck other fat fucks.

Fat chicks are disgusting. Horrendously disgusting.

Now I've dedicated myself to raise my standards and get Veeky Forums so I don't have to fuck disgusting landwhales that just lay there and don't want to put in any effort and then complain if they don't get off too.

Tinder kek

fugged her within 2 days. Before I met her she insisted I dont try and 'get in her pants every 5 minutes'.

She had her pants off within 2 hours of meeting me, begging for me for one of my amazing butt massages I told her about kek. Stil, didnt fuck her the first time though

so what is a butt massage?

Wouldn't you like to know

hell yeah i fucking would why would i ask?

you literally just massage a girl's butt. I do it to my girlfriend all the time while we watch TV. It's complete symbiosis.

>Lying in bed with a girl
>i need to piss
>tell her I'm going to piss in her ass
>she says "what"
>tell her to start sucking my cock until it's hard
>she starts sucking
>my dick gets hard and I tell her to bend over and lube up her ass
>she lubes up her ass
>her ass is still loose from when I fucked her earlier
>put my cock in her ass
>her ass is squeezing my cock making it hard to piss
>I tell her to wait until I've started pissing
>she stays bent over spreading her cheeks
>I start pissing into her ass
>she starts laughing and saying it feels warm
>i finish pissing
>take my cock out and tell her not to move
>I pick up a butt plug and stick it in her ass
>tell her to walk down stairs to the bathroom and squeeze out my piss for me because I didn't feel like going myself
>she says ok
>tell her shes going to finish the blowjob when she gets back

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Don't fuck me, is this real kek

the easiest way to get a girls clothes off

tickling works great too if youre not that far along yet

>things that never happened: the post

>be chad
>pick up thicc nerd girl today
>she starts cumming and bleeding all over my dick
>tells me it's because no one has ever gotten that deep
>drop her off for her beta boyfriend
>still have pussy blood on dick and legs, feels good
>tfw her boyfriend will never be a hung pussy blood extractor

i inserted my pee pee in hers pee pee

i thought it's more to it

Are you 12? If a girl agrees to a butt massage or takes her clothes off from tickling she already wanted to in the first place. She was just waiting for Mr. Sperg to make a move.

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Girls only bleed if they're not excited/lubed my man. She was on da rag or you tore her up because she wasn't feeling it/not enough lube.

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I think they can bleed if you hit their cervix a lot as well.

A tinder girl bled all over once after I fucked her real hard and she told me later she wasn't in pain after or on her period, so I didn't tear her vaginal wall.

My ex got that depo shot and it completely dried her the fuck out, and she got tears really easily and would bleed from that. Took 6 months before we realized it was the fucking shot causing all that.

>Germans

You better not say shit about German Goo Girls, that shit shaped my teenage years masturbation

>and my Penis

it's the easiest move to make , that was my point

How old are you though? I'm 31 and I think you'd kinda get laughed at by girls 24 and over if you did that.

When you get older there's just a look that you give each other when it's time to start making out, and you both know.

Last time I was with a girl that was 18 or 19 we smoked week and I just looked at her and said 'you should take your clothes off' and she did. Girls normally have already decided they want to sleep with you before you start hanging out, you just have to make a move.

Yes
It must suck to be ugly

LOL I've threatened to pee in my girlfriends butt many times. Never done it though.

I'm 20

but nah I agree you dont have to do that kind of shit. It's just kind of funny and cheeky

I've done that!

>fucked gf on period several times, spent days cleaning blood off couch
>choked her almost unconscious while we were both wasted, she had a black handprint on her neck for a week
>she begged me to fuck her ass for the first time while we were both tripping on acid, ended up nutting hard on her back cuz she cried
wew im glad my bitch is a painslut

>tfw gf is russian and only wants boring sex
wont even let me tie up her hands with my belt nor does she suck dick

> high as fuck
> gf sucks me off
> keeps sucking after i come
> strange feeling
> just see what happens
> feel like coming again
> actually just pissing in her mouth
> she swallows
> wow babe, you made me come twice
> go into the bathroom and laugh for five straight minutes

> she still has no clue
> i miss that bitch

Told her I love her.

You can't urinate with a hard on retard

not really done that much freaky shit feelsbadman.jpg

but I once had to pull out a tampon out of my girlfriends vag cos she accidently put two in...

Also I've put my finger in a few girls butts on one night stands, which is a bit uncalled for.

Oh and this freaky chic once bit my testicle while giving me head, It sounds kinda hot but it was just painful desu.

I made 3 girls 'squirt' on my bedspread in the same week before I washed it.

I say 'squirt' because I'm under the belief that it's just a loss of bladder control so it's just piss but it normally happens while they're having an orgasm.

That was a good week, nonetheless.

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i let a girl pee on my once, shit was so cash... most kinky sex i ever had

If a girl is on top and cumming I always put a finger in the butt, even if it's first time. Don't be so old fashioned.

>asking your gf permission to tie her up
ya dun goofed
i just choked her one day and she creamed on my cock instantly then begged me to rough her up kek

>8th grade
>walking in hall
>black(lightskin) girl i havent seen before says hi to me
"Hello"
"Whats your name?"
"user"
"Can i get a hug?"
>first hug ever
>5 years later still havent hugged any girls
That was the biggest female contact i ever had and it felt AMAZING. Wish i could do it again.

This isn't that dirty but sometimes when my gf and I are 69ing I blow air into her pussy and make her queef on my face. If we're taking a bath I water in there and have her shoot it out as well.

>sleeping on the piss of 3 different girls for a week
/blackpill/ Tbh

also ive made her puke up on my dick so many times kek
i just smack her and tell her to keep sucking

Actually you can but it's painful.

>lela star turned from perfection to this

Iktf breh

it was on my comforter, so I slept UNDER it. One of them got some on my dogs bed. lol

Hate to break it to you user, but it was probably a "challenge" from her autistic bff's. 8th graders are pretty brutal in some ways

For some reason, this post gave me the biggest reaction. It was a mixture of disgust and humor

They all count lad

It wasn't an erotic thing. My girlfriend dared me and I didn't give a fuck. The worst part is I was holding it in my hand after to take it to the bathroom and while it was dangling my dog started biting at it.

She would hug me every time she saw me. Im pretty sure it was a real hug.
Either way i still got to feel the touch of a female before my death.

>69

Checked
lol when you go for the pussy
but you end up going our lord

>Fucked room mate twice, came inside
>Went to bed
>Fucked gf with pussy juice covered dick, came inside her too

>I'm Russian
>also vanilla as hell
I had a crazy Chinese gf who wanted to try all kind of freaky stuff like using rope and things like that but I couldn't get into it. Stuff like blowjob with ice and all that just seemed stupid to me. I appreciated the knots and rope work I learned and applied, but not in a sexual way

Are Russins genetically boring?

naw nigga, I fug my wifes friends
all and all would fug again