Hookers General

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>How to not get into a sting on Backpage
>Also Hookers General

I have barebacked and creampied the same prostitute about ten times and have not caught any STD's

also she charges me 1/8 of her usual price

ask me anything

I heard going for the listings which say "no blacks" are safe because police can't legally prevent target groups like that. I would never use it because I am not into prostitution though

Google the phone number provided and reverse image search the images provided.
Use a text free number or something like it.
BBFS is a nono
If it looks too good to be true it probably is
Avoid (read don't) discuss services over the phone, rates maybe for time, but services are a no go
Don't treat the whores like they're whores and you'll generally have a better time

But they are whores user, if I'm paying money for sex well do things on my terms
Money=power, it's the reason why so many women are in abusive relationship and newer press charges

Had to settle for AMPs since practically every escort was NO AA.

It sucks but in the end it worked out pretty well. The girls are Cheeper for FS and I get a mini massage with it.

I want to be angry that no escort would take me but I found such a superior alternate that I really can't.

Only downside is that I'm left only fucking FOB Asians, I literally haven't had sex with another race and I want to try all the colors of the rainbow.

I mean you're going to fuck them regardless so why be a dick about it. You generally get a much better lay if you let them take it at their pace for a bit, have good hygiene, and aren't a ham planet.
That being said do what you want do

Just go to local bar and buy girl a drink, its like 20 times cheaper than degrading yourself to buying a working girll

I guess I'm just not a ugly cuck like you

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fuck off op

actually, explain to me how this is fit related and then fuck off

I just want to share a hooker story.

>Me and two colleagues from work on a work trip
>I'm very antisocial, not because I can't be social, but because I just don't wanna
>So they ask me to join them for a few drinks, I agree. Not much choice really.
>At some point they have the idea to go to a brothel
>At the brothel we have a few more drinks, prostitutes join in
>Eventually one of the prostitutes starts talking to me and somehow we ended up in a room
>Told her that I'm not really into the whole paid sex thing and asked her whether I can just stay in the room for a while, I would pay her whatever
>I thought it was super awkward, but she was okay with it, even told me that it's kind of common that guys just come in to talk
>I also thought she must be super stupid, but what she said made a lot of sense surprisingly. It was actually super fun, and it felt like we had a lot in common, even though part of me suspects it's all just whore magic or something like that.
>I spent almost an hour in that room when I heard a knock on the door and one of my colleagues told me they are leaving.
>So I went downstairs, paid and went to get my jacket. I felt a tap on my shoulder and that hooker stood behind me, smiled and said that she really enjoyed talking to me.
>Somehow that felt like the most affectionate thing in the world in that moment.

Now, I know, I was literally paying her to bear my presence, but none of it felt like it. It felt natural, her smile wasn't some artificial whore's smile, it was an honest, kind smile. It didn't feel like I paid her, it felt like I paid my mongoloid colleagues to just shut the fuck up for a while.

Anyway, I've never been to a hooker since.

is she nice?

You got the GFE, bro.
She's likely done it to dozens of men.
There was nothing special behind that smile and you paid money for absolutely nothing

yeah very touching and all but she's still a whore.

Well she gave you what you paid for and nothing else bro. Now try doing that without paying for it. That's called making friends.

absolutely not

she smokes and drinks a lot, doesn't eat properly i.e. burger king and vodka for breakfast before going to work at her day job, is loud and rude, always wears the same clothes, leaves a mess in my house, has a masters in chemistry but works as a fucking receptionist, hardly ever showers and has a very wrinkly face which would be a 5/10 if it wasn't wrinkly but is probably a 3/10 nowadays

bomb pussy and she's on implant birth control though so it all works out

do you get to beat her up?

kek

Can you choke her when you fuck her?

at least you get sex

>How to not get into a sting
Live in a country that doesn't restrict someone's basic human rights to use their body for gain.

she likes being spanked and she's 5'1 so if you just hold her down and thrust hard it becomes rough sex. plus she loves it up the ass (unprotected too) and loves being facefucked. my favourite is the position where she lies down on the bed with her head hanging off the edge and I ram it down her throat. only girl I've ever had who can do that

no physical abuse though, not really interested in that thanks jeff. she probably would let me though, utterly disgusting woman. did I mention there's usually like a 33% chance she hasn't properly prepared for anal but asks for it anyway, has resulted in a LOT of poopdick. I think she might be slowly making me gay but it feels really good when I cum inside her. I usually go around the world (cumshot in ass, pussy and mouth) with her every time I see her, and for £100 a night that's impossible to beat if i go for an actually attractive woman

It's legal to sell sex but illegal to buy it here in norway. I get a felling it might be so the higher officials here can have monopoly on the hookers

We've all visited your mom several times. That's her regular price, she tells everyone it's for a discount.

sometimes I do but it doesn't really interest me, if i do it it's because she's asked me to

idk man if I haven't jerked off for a few days I see her and fill her up, but if I've jerked off recently I have ZERO interest. I think I'm done with the whole "just physical sensation sex" and I would rather have a girl I actually liked, every time I see this hideous woman there is regret BEFORE seeing her, lots of happiness DURING our sessions, and then regret about 45 seconds after i cum

You kind of always pay, one way or another and you usually not always get exactly what you pay for. With hookers you at least get a receipt.

Your mother must have really hated you bad

But that guy literally paid for nothing.
He didn't make a friend, build a relationship, or add a network.

He didn't fuck, he got nothing while the hooker got off knowing she made the easiest $100 or so all night

I regularly meet up with a girl who's a non-professional and just needs extra cash. She works at a university, is attractive, and is into video games and comics. I creampie her every time.

>Protip: If she's over 20 and working a low wage job, she's probably open to earning more

>and for £100 a night that's impossible to beat if i go for an actually attractive woman

So are you paying her £100 a night or you wouldn't get such service from an attractive woman if you paid her £100?
I have a feeling you're not paying that much for a 3/10, so how much are you paying her?

Also, which part of UK are you from?

How much do you "donate" for her services?

So? It felt good, so whatever.

this sound a bit like the "an undercover policeman has to reveal himself to gang members if he's asked directly" movie memes tbqh

$100 per visit. I'm usually there for an hour or two.

both and another one

-I am paying her £100 a night
-I wouldn't get that service from any attractive woman for that much
-I am bound to spend a huge amount of money to find another girl who lets me do all this to her, I've had girls who cost £300 per HOUR and they wouldn't even do bareback blowjob. Regardless of how she looks this one is a gem and extremely good value. £33 per shot if you cum 3 times, £25 if you cum 4 times. Bear in mind she also doesn't advertise bareback

I live in Greater London, about 25 minutes from central. Very expensive around here for girls, lots of variety though.

This almost sounds like a monkey paw wish.

>I wish to have sex with dozens of Asians
>Granted but you may never have sex with another race ever again

Really? The AMPs are more expensive than most of the escorts around here. What sort of damage are you talking?

Asians are the only color of the rainbow I've yet to try myself.

For what it's worth, I've fucked many flavors of Asians at least.

Well around here an escort is usually about $180-$200.

An AMP is usually about $40 for 30 minutes and then $100-120 for FS. can be cheaper if the girl is older.

So while I had to shell out about $200 for an escort, what few who would take me, I only had to pay about $80-160 for FS at an AMP.

How did you make this arrangement?

I met her, got to talking, steered things towards how tough things are out there, got her number and pretty much propositioned her from there. She gave me her address and we met up.

My advice there is be a good listener and don't be a creep about it.