you are trapped in a room with a loaf of bread, a jar of strawberry jam and a jar of peanut butter
you must survive the night
what do you do?
you are trapped in a room with a loaf of bread, a jar of strawberry jam and a jar of peanut butter
you must survive the night
what do you do?
Go to sleep.
stuff jam into my anus and call the dog haha anyone else do this
Is that fat macie williams?
maisie *
haha totally #relatable
Use the bread as a pillow and go to sleep.
tell jam that peanut butter is actually in love with jelly and play cards with bread
Survive what? You're in a room with food. Just fucking go to sleep
Normal Macie Williams is fat, too.
Go to sleep because no one gave me A FUCKING KNIFE. How the hell am I going to make pbj sandwiches like this? Do you expect me to rip the bread apart and coop out the jam and butter with my hands like some fucking savage? Fucking retard.
1) When was I trapped?
2) Had I already consumed my daily calories up to the point I'd been trapped?
3) Is the room suitably furnished, or is it an empty box with a door that only opens from the outside?
4) What kind of bread, pb and jam am I being afforded?
5) Is there ambient noise (a ventilation system or something) or is the room completely silent?
I can tell you after these questions have been answered.
Cam confirm this is a perfectly acceptable way to make PB&J
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Eat all of it because bulking season
This made me laugh so hard I farted
Grab a slice of bread, use my finger as a knife to spread a bit of peanut butter and jam around on it and enjoy my single PB&J taco. I'll suck the remnants off of my finger when I'm done and masterbate furiously with the remaining condiments.
Take two slices of bread, slather on a bunch of strawberry jam and peanut butter onto the bread, and proceed to have sex with the sandwich
then go to sleep
make pb and j
ITT lots of things that were almost funny but almost everyone is trying too hard
Eat it all and fuel my bodyweight session for the night with all those sweet carbs
I dunno
Was funny. Short and didn't seem too try-hard 2edgy4me
Yeah sure let's just get murdered in our sleep by food
Just use your dick then you fucking retarded paint huffer
leave the jam alone, too much sugar
Depending on the bred, whey = trash, rye or oat = eat
PB = eat by self or with bread
macguyver a key out of the bread and peanutbutter.
>eating jam once will give you diabetes
how big are the jars? can I use them as weights to workout?
Ya I kno, but I'm on a diet and gotta stay stronk