You are trapped in a room with a loaf of bread, a jar of strawberry jam and a jar of peanut butter

you are trapped in a room with a loaf of bread, a jar of strawberry jam and a jar of peanut butter

you must survive the night

what do you do?

Go to sleep.

stuff jam into my anus and call the dog haha anyone else do this

Is that fat macie williams?

maisie *

haha totally #relatable

Use the bread as a pillow and go to sleep.

tell jam that peanut butter is actually in love with jelly and play cards with bread

Survive what? You're in a room with food. Just fucking go to sleep

Normal Macie Williams is fat, too.

Go to sleep because no one gave me A FUCKING KNIFE. How the hell am I going to make pbj sandwiches like this? Do you expect me to rip the bread apart and coop out the jam and butter with my hands like some fucking savage? Fucking retard.

1) When was I trapped?
2) Had I already consumed my daily calories up to the point I'd been trapped?
3) Is the room suitably furnished, or is it an empty box with a door that only opens from the outside?
4) What kind of bread, pb and jam am I being afforded?
5) Is there ambient noise (a ventilation system or something) or is the room completely silent?

I can tell you after these questions have been answered.

Cam confirm this is a perfectly acceptable way to make PB&J

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Eat all of it because bulking season

This made me laugh so hard I farted

Grab a slice of bread, use my finger as a knife to spread a bit of peanut butter and jam around on it and enjoy my single PB&J taco. I'll suck the remnants off of my finger when I'm done and masterbate furiously with the remaining condiments.

Take two slices of bread, slather on a bunch of strawberry jam and peanut butter onto the bread, and proceed to have sex with the sandwich

then go to sleep

make pb and j

ITT lots of things that were almost funny but almost everyone is trying too hard

Eat it all and fuel my bodyweight session for the night with all those sweet carbs

I dunno
Was funny. Short and didn't seem too try-hard 2edgy4me

Yeah sure let's just get murdered in our sleep by food

Just use your dick then you fucking retarded paint huffer

leave the jam alone, too much sugar
Depending on the bred, whey = trash, rye or oat = eat
PB = eat by self or with bread

macguyver a key out of the bread and peanutbutter.

>eating jam once will give you diabetes

how big are the jars? can I use them as weights to workout?

Ya I kno, but I'm on a diet and gotta stay stronk