Hold me Veeky Forums for the love of god please

I'm not even a mil-guy and I know that getting into a relationship while serving is a stupid-ass idea.

Hell, I'm not even getting married or dating or any of that shit until my shit is fixed.

And it's fucked right now.

>leaves his gf for months on end
>doesn't expect her to leave

There are so many jokes about military gfs/wives it's not even funny

But now that you've been stung you won't be a dumbfuck about relationships anymore. Stop trying to make one person your whole world

Dude can you fucking reading comprehend, I was talking to the other chick after my now former gf dumped me

>tfw gf doesn't know if she'll go to college or not
>if she does it'll be abroad
>wants to take me with her but I own a business

guess 4 years of a relationship and a girl with all the characteristics I seek for(isn't liberal, cooks, is pretty and has a nice butt, isn't a whore, wants to create a family, isn't braindead, etc.) will come to an end

Why are women so fucking inconvenient

>Had a FWB in HS
>she was decent looking but had a killer personality
>Finally date her
>Turns out her ex knocked her up
>SHe breaks up with me and moves away
>she moved back
>Pregnancy made her hotter
>she also started lifting and she's a solid 9/10 now with the same dope as personality
>but she's a single mother

I'm really tempted to date her again lads. She's fine with being FWB again, and we've been normal friends for 5 years now.

>be in final year of high school
>go to math class
>guy in class is literally sobbing the entire class while everyone tries really hard to pretend it isn't happening
>people legit think someone he knows has died
>note passed around class saying it's because his gf dumped him

don't be one of those cunts please m8

>Why do other people have to make their own plans in life instead of just doing whatever we want them to?

Post her nudes

He's thinks his gf will be faithful in college

this

if she wants to, I won't stop her or whatever.
I believe in destiny

Both of you are fucking retarded, especially

God damn it I fucked up.

That is the OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED TO SAY

And Are retarded, and especially

You're the same faggot little immature PFC who's going to go in debt as soon as you hit the fleet buying a Mustang and probably be the cause of extra long safety briefs.

>goddamn you kids are fucking stupid

Youre god damn right

FWB is fine, but dating? Not unless you're fine being a cuck. Don't raise another man's son user.

yeah m8, I'm retarded, coming from the dipshit who spazzes out and breaks his shit because his gf of a year dumps him after she goes away to college and he joins the marine corp like it is completely unexpected and totally never happened before ever. get a grip you absolute melt

>um...u shud blah blah
>not spelling out the entire word

Uppercut yourself and go back to lolreddit, Stacy.

So, you're retarded then.

saw 3 mustangs in a row when I left the base yesterday. Their egos are too high and they always have to cuss every 10 seconds. Literally high school fuccbois. Every time I hang out at my friends house they all come and drink there, they never stop talking shit

Are all your soldiers single or what?

I prefer when women stay with their boyfriends who fuck up and join the military. They always need comfort and a friend, which of course turns into fucking, but naturally, "it's not really cheating user, I'm just so lonely, and he's probably doing the same thing, and I would understand!" Of course babe, he probably is, you both have needs, and I can just fill that while he's gone. You're right, it's not really cheating.
>lonely pussy = best pussy

I know user, I have the same thought process but she's literally perfect for me aside from that.

Plus she want's more kids. So I would still be carrying my bloodline.

You would be raising another man's FUCKING CHILD! And so the fuck what if she has your kid? You think she'll tolerate you treating your kid better than hers? Hell no. You would be putting your own fucking flesh and blood on the same level as some asshole's offspring! Fuck's sake, how can you be okay with that??

She was probably ugly as fuck. Get over her you fucking loser and lift your hate away

It's for the best, military wives/gfs are notorious for rushing into a relationship for the benefits then cheating while you're deployed. Probably why the alt right is so obsessed with cucking kek

>Fighting for a country that doesn't give a shot about you

Found the cuck

I'd tell you to kill yourself if it wouldn't mean another extra long suicide brief.

Start shagging other birds user and get on with your life. Have fun. It wasnt meant to be. Love hurts.
psychologytoday.com/blog/intense-emotions-and-strong-feelings/201309/rebound-relationships

Got out of a 5 year relationship and I'm ready to go for other birds as you fucks say but I suck at picking up women for some reason. Only been using escorts so far
Any tips?

the fuck did you think was going to happen?

just lift and fuck sloots till you feel better.

>Do period of service in marine corps
>Get respect from everyone
>Become confident, fit, proud of your yourself
>Finish, get cheap tuition get good job

>She goes to college, gets shit grades and wastes hundreds of thousands of dollars
>Becomes deadweight

You win bruh

I kinda agree with this dude Sure, she's a dick, but a relationship can't be done that way, seeing each other only a couple of days each year, you meet alotof nice and truly caring people in college, not everyone who hit on her is a Chad, guess someother guys also had true feelings.

If anythin, if you want her back you need to make up for the time and hang out more with her.
Although maybe she wasn't the one, since she didnt' wait?

Fuck man, i don't know I'm also going through this, I get mad, i get sad, i can't stop thinking of her, not sure if i should talk to her or wait for her to talk to me, it's fucking hell.

Start going out with one or two mates that are single and hit some bars. If you have any mates that are girls they can be very useful to have along. Play the numbers game, chat to as many birds as you can and eventually the cobwebs will shake off. Me personally, i can be very forward, i'll tell them im going to fuck them and that i wont see them again afterwards. I once told a bird to go buy some condoms from the toilets and meet me outside them in two minutes because im going to fuck her. After we came down to the bar, i told my mates, they didnt belive me so i went back to her and said there was two in the packet, go back to the toilets because we are going to use the other one.

Shit like that, have some fun. Make any convo you are having flirtatious. Be witty. Talk dirty when you think you can.

Once you get going you can have a couple of booty calls a week out of it. Be a cheeky mofo with them.

tfw

>>fallen head over heels
That's where you went wrong. If you even begin to think to think you're falling for a girl dump her and move on.

At least she didn't stay with you and then cheat on you while you were at basic. Good luck brotha from a milbro

SHE IS GOING TO SUCK A LOT OF DICKS

>Implying coming in, stealing another man's family and shutting him down at every chance isn't the most alpha thing a man can do
Or to put it in layman's terms for you, the cuckee has become the cucker

Jodey got your girl

This

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OP is a faggot, nothing to see here.

>respect
kek, nobody respects dogs, everyone is nice to you because they pity your stupidity

This is a millennial who couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Tell your mom to cook you some more hot pockets you weak fuck.

>be op
>become dog of American war machine
>leave short term girlfriend to shoot goats
>mad when she wants to fuck other dudes

is this a meme

I'm There's no "the one". You're just two people whose lives were on the same path for a little bit, but have now split. You can try to force it back together, and it might even be possible if you can at least imagine a future in which the paths have re-converged.

But given that OP is in the military and his ex-gf is in college, that's really, really unlikely. Life throws us curveballs; learning how to adapt and overcome them is what it means to grow up, along with learning how to be okay with being alone.

If you are in a relationship then voluntarily join the military you are an absolute fucking moron and you deserve to get shit on.

>not sure if i should talk to her or wait for her to talk to me
Neither. Move on with your life and improve yourself. Never speak to her again.

>not sure if i should talk to her or wait for her to talk to me

Move on, you pussy. Women are roughly 50% of the people in the world. You can always find another one

Alex?

This is some seriously ironic b8

You're doing God's work

You can leave it all behind user, all iv takes is 4 scoops. Seriously tho you gota give it time to heal nigger, also boot's not gonna give you any room to be a bitch about it.

>women lie?!
Well we all have to learn one way or another I guess

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>being literal property of the government

get a load of this cuck

what mos?

>Girl had crush on me when she was a freshman
>I was a junior
>2 years later I join the army
>2 years into my service i ask her to be my gf
>she says and cries
>4 years later we're still together
>i was home for 6 months after I ETS'd and then i worked out of town for a year
>come home after that year and still together

You guys date whores.

This comrade gets it. nothing based on distance can work, because a woman is not loyal creature. you might have better chances sticking your dick into snake hole,and not getting bit, then a girl remaining loyal to you, in any situation.

Women are generally unintelligent with no sense of honour. What did you expect?

WALTER WHITE, ABOVE & BEYOOOOOOOOOOOOND!

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I know it's hard, user, we're hardwired to feel, and there's no shame in it. As tough as it is, the best thing you can do for yourself and your future wife is to keep being yourself and remind yourself what you're looking for so you'll be equipped to respond when you find the right person. If you are the type of person who cares, then I believe it will work out if you keep trying.

Fuckin right