/gym bully general/

>bullying kids to feel superior
seek help, user

I love starting shit with guys bigger than me.

I'm 5'7 175lb but nobody ever fucks with me when I challenge people.

I have a saying: "The more they deadlift, the bigger pussies they are."

Walked up to a huge 240lb 6'4" guy of fucking PURE muscle once. Told him to fuck off straight to his face to see what he would do. He scoffed at me and I said, "You little bitch. If you want a piece of me, let me know. I'll fight you in the parking lot any time."

He turned around and continued doing his deadlifts. Didn't even talk back. What a little bitch, lol.

No need to be so insecure user :\

Probably the only post ITT that isn't fanfic

>see this 60 year old baby boomer always being a dick to some 10 year old kid
>calling him a wimp and a baby and a quitter because he doesn't want to fulfill this grandpa's dreams about him becoming some top tier basketball protege
>the kid is fucking wheezing like he is having trouble breathing from asthma not just from being winded
>say to the old man "hey take it easy on him"
>he looks stunned and says i need to mind my own business
>tell him if he's being a dick in public I can chime in if I want
>he walks off shouting "THIS IS SENIOR ABUSE THIS IS SENIOR ABUSE"
>used to see him all the time but haven't since that day

One of the staff members actually thanked me because they always wanted to speak up, but didn't want to get in trouble. I hope the kid is okay though.

i hate people like that. a lot of adults don't understand kids can't handle hard strenuous activity. they think they can because they have a lot of energy but they overheat fast and aren't built for moving weight.

my uncles used to make me work with them when i was that kids age. having me transport shingles up a ladder to the roof in 100 degree weather. almost had a heat stroke. they thought it was okay because it was light and easy work to them.

it's so easy to bait Veeky Forums

>telling lies to strangers on the internet
Sad!

>mid-forties manlet at the gym
>see him at least twice a week
>he does some 5x5 rep program, sometimes 1x5
>does his shit and stays out of the way of other people
>never says a word to anyone other than a word or two to the front desk
>spends a lot of time muttering to himself after his sets
>takes a fuckton of time between sets
>grinds out reps like it's his job
>a wild crew of high school curlbros appear
>head curlbro starts giving old manlet shit
A point about old manlet: under his shirt he's got what looks like old bullet wounds. He's covered front and back with surgical scars.
>old manlet mostly ignores curlbros, does his warmups
>head curlbro goes to take plates off the bar manlet's just racked from his last warmup.
"Don't touch the bar."
>Manlet's voice is quiet and polite
>head curlbro pushes old manlet
>old manlet takes a half-step back from the push, and blasts him across the jaw with a right cross
>head curlbro hits the ground, hard
>old manlet's hand is bleeding, but not as bad as the head curlbro's face

Curlbros crew hauls off with their leader, never to be seen again. Cops came a few days later, when old manlet's not around, no one claims to have seen anything.

I am happy for the old manlet, thanks for the story

I love bullying at the gym, for me I like to subtle bully people and I do that by giving them unsolicited and condescending advice

>hey man, just a tip, you may want to take some weight off

Sometimes people know what I'm doing and I just keep pushing if that's the case

>it's really affecting your form there, big guy

Once someone got a little snappy with me and I told him

>chill there tough guy, before someone accidently drops a 45 on you're bitch face

I'm not even going to tell you what I do to the guy who overhead presses in the squat rack...

lol i love recommending to people that they take weight off if there form is shit

You know youre the one that lost this one huh

I have anger issues, but can control myself. So I would set you up, record it and watch you twist in jail as you dyel faggot ass got raped

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

keep lying bro

>he turned around and continuedo to do deadlifts
That's good that he kept his dedication to his routine after he punched your head through the fucking concrete

There's literally no benefit of him fighting you you fucking moron. If you're a good fighter he'd get knocked out, if he wins, all he did was beat up a fucking midget. What possible benefit is there?

Op sounds like a piece of shit

>me and my buddy at the gym
>both 16, pretty new to lifting
>squats, put on 135 to warm up
>Manlet walks up to us
>"A-are you using that uh rack"
>"yea we just got on"
>"o-oh"
>doing our sets
>the fucking Manlet starts to unrack our weights
>ask him what his deal was
>"I-I'm alpha. G-get out noobs"
>don't feel like dealing with autism, go away and tell gym management
>after his tough sets of 185, Manlet gets confronted by owner
>owner tells him to leave us alone
>Manlet walks out tears eyed, mumbling something about rippletits

OPs story, from the non retard perspective ^

you haven't left your mother's basement in five years you liar.

I wonder how many more people won't see the joke

Was wondering the same. Thx for renewing my fait in Veeky Forums

>be at gym with gf and a couple bros
>dyel asian kid in the corner doing rows
>kid is bent over struggling with 20 lbs
>bros point him out to me
>itstime.jpg
>stand directly behind him
>start humping him in a joking way
>dyel gets embarrassed and stands up straight, he faces me
>before he can even talk I scream "WHAT" in his face and hump him so hard it pushes him back and he trips over the barbell
>bros are filming it
>gf is laughing so hard she almost pisses her pants
>asian kid is on the verge of crying, runs out the gym
>never see him again

>tfw i was 5' 9" when i was 13
Gotta love manlets

this is a joke thread guys
this board is literally worse than it's ever been

Why, though? Poor kid, just trying to lift.

Where is the joke

Post vid.