Walk into gym

>walk into gym
>BABY I DON'T NEED DOLLAR BILLS TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT

It's a good song

>walk into gym
>I BLESS THEEE RAINNSSS DOWN IN AFRICAAA

>there are actually people who voluntarily go anywhere where top40 pop music plays

My gym has American Top 40 on loop. Fucking kill me.

>walk into the gym
>SO I PUT MY HANDS UP THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG

been watchin fookin stranger things m8.

get ur 80s groov on

>walk into gym
>Don't hear the music unless I strain to because my gym isn't shit and they play the music quietly for it to be nothing more than faint background noise

>walk into gym
>When your legs don't work like they used to before
>noob deadlifts 500 lbs with his back bent over and breaks both his legs

At my buddy's gym every now and then these old people come in and blast 80's Richard Simmons dance the fat away bullshit while they use up every rack and bench in some horseshit circuit while they clap and pretend to be cheerleaders for a 65lb bench

Fuckoldpeople

>walk behind counter and put on some CCR.
>all the dyels and fuccbois get despondent since they can't workout without their twink music.
>the alpha twink among them goes behind the counter to change it
>he gets chased out of the gym by rabid turbomanlet receptionist.
>NO ONE TOUCHES MY PC!!!!1
>his friends have to fetch his stuff, never came back.

you should have a boomer alarm

> And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free

>walk into the gym
>SO PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE
>DON'T YOU EVER EVER FEEL
>LIKE YOU'RE NOTHING
>LESS THAN OERFECT

>walk into gym
> SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME

>walk into gym
>AND SHES LOOKING AT YOUUUOOOOOHOOOOHOOHOOO YOUUOOOHOOOHOOHOOOO

>walk into gym
>person on radio talking about trump being racist again

>DON'T YOU DARE LOOK BACK
>JUST KEEP YOUR ARMS ROUND ME

>walk into gym
>ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLDDDD

This is on at New York Sports Club non-stop. Terrible.

>walk into gym
>ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED KICKS

>walk into the gym
>any Twenty one Pilots song that got popular

>walk into gym
>AND IT WAS ALL YELLOOOW

>FLEXXXXX time to impresssssss

>walk into gym
> You don't wanna go to work work work work work.

They should have put that in that song about irony that's ironically unironic

>walk into gym
>haven't paid in over 3 years

>I follow the Moskva
>Down to Gorky Park
>Listening to the wind of chaaaaaaannnge

NYSC sucks. Having an mp3 player to overcome the shitty music is mandatory.

>walk into gym
>Rachmaninoff variations on a theme by pagnini

hanamanememan WORK WORK WORK WORK ashdashdad WORK WORK WORK

Fuck you Sia is amazing.

>walk into gym
>I'M FAAAAAAAAAAADED SO LOOOST I'M FAAAAAAAAAAADED DTDTDTDTDTDDT

>walk into gym
>They crossed over the border the hour before dawn
>Moving in lines through the day
>Most of our planes where destroyed on the ground where they lay

>walk into gym
>IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE

>walk into gym
>panda panda panda panda panda
>360 the fuck outta there

i don't understand how can anyone unironically like that style of ,,music". like what the fuck it's just some incomprehensible mumbling with a shitty instrumental

>Walk in the gym
>Click
>Whirr
>Bleep-bloop
>Vi lämnade vårt läger innan Solen brutit fram
>Vi var elva meniga och en kapten i vårt föreband
>Vi gick mot Nicaragua, gränsen nåddes klockan sju
>Och redan klockan åtta kom vi fram till första byn.

top kek

kek I was friends the singer of that band in high school. Really nice guy. Don't care for their sound but happy they are successful enough to be meme'd about in a recurring shitpost

don't cut yourself on that edge Metallica

Walk into the gym
>She said hola como estas

>walk into gym
>LET'S GET PHYSICAL. PHYSICAL. I WANNA GET PHYSICAL.

Whoops seem like I "accidentally" dropped my soap.

>walk into gym
>SI TE VAS, YO TAMBIEN ME VOY

commie bullshit

Shouldn't you be stealing a bike or something, Tyrone?

This REEEEEEEE
Not even in the gym but anywhere

My gym often plays these shitty, derivative songs that sounds like someone is trying to recreate a hit song from 3 months ago, like "store-brand Katy Perry song" or "store-brand Avicii with generic rapper on top"

>walk into gym
>I CHEATED ON YOU

I'll take top40 over EDM and trance any day. Especially when they turn it up so loud I get a head ache.