>your crush

What happens to them when they get older? Do they marry Chad and fuck guys on the side while he's selling cars and banging chicks from the gym?

Hahahaha, very funny OP, very clever.

However the kind of woman I am attracted to doesn't care about chad or football, she probably dislikes them much as I do. She would much rather come over to my place after the party and enjoy some fine literature and finer booze than whatever american shitwater the kegger I picked her up at has.

I got game baby I got game

You type like mentally handicapped person

Your fedora is showing

There's no time for grammar when I get that puss

>tfw you will never be this autistic

Why even live, brehs?

>implying

>did you just make a literary reference at a party
More like I stared at her across the room for over a minute uninterrupted without saying anything, you clearly don't know me.

I don't have crushes anymore, just looking for someone to bust a nut in.

If you require me to arrange my sentences in proper parsing and structure just to fulfill an arbitrary standard set by you, an anonime who exclusively communicates in insults and reaction images, then I shall. Not to impress or satiate you, but simply to show that your vexatious, though entirely tenable requirement of proper diction is an idea that lacks verisimilitude in this situation.

I get dat puss

Faggot

not in the US

I can tell by the way type that you're an autist, you should stop lying
>you kinda type like jason genova

when girls like that hit 27-30 reality of life hits them somehwat. They search for a nice calm beta guy with good and safe income.
She will tell him she is changed, her party years are over.
Beta will be super happy, probably his first gf ever, and she is really hot too! ( if drugs and alcohol didnt ruin her too much)
Things will go well for a while, but his easy-to-manipulate personality will be a turn off for her. "Nice guy" taht feels like he has won the lottery just because a girl want to spend time is basically cock-blocking himself.

After 7 years and kid, she will cheat and leave. All the while claiming he wasnt there for her emotionally. Will sleep around for a bit, move onto next beta that is happy just to have a girl in his life

you're on anomyous lifting forum you dont have to lie
>mfw you're an autist

If you actually fall in love with women like these then you have shit taste.

One of you is correct.

huh, really makes you think...

Well, that is crushing

That's an Aryan jawline if I've ever seen one

That's why I date older women.

Literal rapist

>M'lady does not appreciate my superior intellect
>*fedora intensifies*

>grab her, bend her over and nail her in public

Veeky Forums - "I hate women but want them to fuck me" The Board.

>99.4% accurate

good job user

> (OP)
very acurate indeed

youtube.com/watch?v=KUfzMDryA94

I would say "I want to fuck women but I hate them" is a slightly more accurate way to spin it, in terms of priorities.

No, it wouldn't.

Veeky Forums doesn't want to fuck women - that implies work.
They want women to fuck them. As in women approach them, because they're in awe of their mediocre strength levels and abyssmal physiques, don't make small talk, because socialising is scary and awkward, and just go streight from "your 20% bodyfat and 3pl8 squat are so sexy" to 'Lets go to my place and fuck".

Kek

did a t-rex reject you user?

>They want women to fuck them. As in women approach them, because they're in awe of their mediocre strength levels and abyssmal physiques, don't make small talk, because socialising is scary and awkward, and just go streight from "your 20% bodyfat and 3pl8 squat are so sexy" to 'Lets go to my place and fuck".

I never knew why I lift every single day, until now