He doesn't make his own peanut butter from raw peanuts to maximise gains

>he doesn't make his own peanut butter from raw peanuts to maximise gains
>he doesn't sprinkle some whey in the mixture to make up those protons

LMAO

Seriously, a $5 bag of raw peanuts can make like 3 tubs worth of shit, why are you still buying it?

>a $5 bag of raw peanuts
You don't grow your peanuts? lol.

>he doesn't grow his own goobers

Seriously though, beats the processed shit they sell in stores, plus you can make it to your liking and add whatever the fuck you want

>he doesn't grow pre-blended peanuts that come from a protein tree

Doesn't the home-made shit separate into that gross oil?

Why did you make this thread

>he doesn't grow his own whey

you have to stir it in again

OR

You can spoon it off, you'll end up with dry as fuck peanut butter, and use that as cooking oil for your chicken

Yeah, but so does literally all natural peanut butter, store bought or not, that doesn't contain preservatives

>He doesnt recycle his own infinite protein source by drinking his cum

mine doesn't. I just throw roasted peanuts into my food processor and add a bit of peanut oil to make it smoother. store it in the fridge and it never separates.

>Implying i don't.

Just add a bit of lecithin or xanthan gum to emulsify it

>He cums
who else /nofapnosex/ here?

Just desu fella

You don't even need peanut oil most of the time man, especially not with roasted peanuts, the heat is enough to separate the oil really quickly and a lot so it forms a paste easily

I make my own with peanut flour instead of peanuts, that way I can choose what oil goes in (I use canola oil, better for you than peanut oil).

All natural peanut butter can separate, homemade or not. That said, I keep mine refrigerated and I've never had a problem with separation.

Why not flaxseed then?

Isn't it time-consuming as fuck to make?
What's the "recipe" like?

take peanuts
put in food processor
press button until paste

I like how peanuts taste and it's cheaper

>he doesn't let peanut butter specialists handle this task
You're just like those assholes who make their own tortillas. Spending your time making a product that is already incredibly cheap to buy is idiotic. You should probably kys tbqh famalam

Well for me the better omega profile is worth it.

>omega profile

What's the real recipe senpai?

Bro. It matters.

that's literally it. you grind up peanuts. if they're too dry then you blend in a bit of oil, usually peanut

I've made peanut butter with olive oil before, you might not expect it to taste good but it's amazing.

>think I might be misinformed about something
>Google "Omega Profiles"
>get results about some girders or something
Is this an activated almonds meme or something?

I probably used the wrong term for it, you can find what I mean googling "omega 3 omega 6 ratio"

I'm sorry there is just only so far I'm willing to look into the details of what I'm putting in my body. When I'm concerned about the ratio of different omega fatty acids is the day I throw myself off a bridge. There is eating nutritious, and there is legit autism.

>having a huge tax on nuts in my country
>having to pay ~$10 for a small jar of peanut butter (390 ml)

Just fuck my shit up Denmark

That's an oddly specific thing to have a tax on. Is there some historical reason for that? Did nuts rape one of your princesses?

Canola oil is cancer causing garbage you fucking retard. Peanut oil is natural healthy oil, stop eating canola oil before you fucking kill yourself

[citation needed]

I meant flaxseed oil...

>made some PB out of raw peanuts today
>roasted it so it has that popcorn-like smell and taste
>grinded some cinnamon in with it
>mfw

I've been tempted to add worcestershire sauce to my peanut butter for a while, but I'm too much of a wuss to actually do it. it may sound odd, but my reasoning is that the best part of homemade chex mix are the peanuts that have the strong worcestershire sauce flavor to them.

>Spending your time making a product that is already incredibly cheap to buy is idiotic
>a 500g bag of peanuts for $5 I can tailor to my liking or a $7 500g tub of processed sugary shit peanut butter

>flaxseed
Enjoy your estrogen

Wtf I hate the peanut butter industry now

>Is there some historical reason for that?

To pay for more Muslim rapists

>did nuts rape one of your princesses or something?

No, that was the muslims