Yyyooo user, man! welcome to the party. by the way there is someone who wants to meet you...

>yyyooo user, man! welcome to the party. by the way there is someone who wants to meet you. and she's also really into fitness n' shit. oh, here she comes :^)

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Would.

That is the cutest fleshlight I have ever fucking laid eyes upon. Where do I get one?

Couldnt she drown really fucking easily?

Wtf I'm going to puke

Fuck yeh. In my semen that comes out of the tip of my penis (if you know what I mean).

Who the fuck am i to turn anything down.

You don't really need your arms and legs to float. Hell, your extremities will just make you sink and she's basically all lungs and tits. Could probably float for days.

On my penile appendage (if you know what I mean).

You are a massive faggot (if you know what I mean)

OH GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FR-M

BANG BANG BANG BAN G BANG BANG

Fuck yea, that's it. Keep talkin dirty to me sonny boy. Spit on me, rub dirt in my eyes (if you know what I mean).

i find the little feet a little disgusting.
would strap her on my backpack and take her everywhere like a sexual pokemon tho.

Ah shit, i just forgot i have to help mom with the gardening.

Tbh, if this desu does anal, I wouldn't even be mad
Also, must be tight af and horny as well

Id hit it. Lots

if she got the little feet amputated I'd be down to fuck.

exactly, i don't know how she would be able to move around tho.

i would still fuck her

I hope she has a good quality of life and doesn't have to put up with you idiots

how many grams of protein per serving would that provide

I would just to try it.

And the time to get dank stories to gross-out your future sons is now.

i offered myself to transport her ass everywhere in my backpack and kindly fuck her.
most women would be happy with that prospect you entitled cunt.

How do I get into Bugs Bunny mode

says the idiot

Don't be jelly that most of us would fuck silly the little woman before even touching you fatty.

not the user you replied to, but that is the laziest comeback I have ever seen

you can do better

If she removed those stumps she would be the perfect gf

oh come on that guy is an idiot though. read his post. what sort of infantile world does he live in. would ge ever say that in public? what an idiot.

but I guess I'm just a white knight on a Persian rug appreciation forum

just don't take it seriously man it will be alright :)

>oh, here she comes :^)
WATCH OUT BOY SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP

...

I kind of hate myself for wanting to fuck it..but I dont.

By jumping on my dick and saying 'giddy up horsey'

Even she is probably out of my league.

fuck

>sexual pokemon

jesus christ Veeky Forums

this

>believing in leagues
this defeatist attitude will always stop you from making it

I went out with a girl that was missing an arm and a leg. Guess I was halfway there.
I have a soft spot for cripples.

I imagine sex with her being something like this
youtube.com/watch?v=oViMaEEK6ws

the way the other penguins were watching, tells me the one getting raped was probably an asshole.

i would fuck that potato sack

How was she? Did she ever need a hand with daily chores? Was she able to get a leg up during sex?

i would

she would look much better without those deformed legs

I would carry her everywhere :3

YOU SATANIC FREAAAAKS

(if you know what I mean)

Didnt get the subtle innuendo

Gotta catch 'em all

Probably would.

I admire people like this, they have a very strong mentally.

would fuck
and marry
pay her augmentations

What if she never asked for this?

Based on what? Some bullshit assumption that everyone is born with equal stats just distributed differently?

Nice smile - she seems like she has a great personality. A lesser woman could easily become depressed and homebound, but she's out and having fun. Probably a lot well more adjusted than the other women I've dated.

Was her name Eileen?

Yep.

>a sexual pokemon
Underrated kek

What a shame

kek

Pic related is about as freaky as I'd go.

>tfw no qt big tittied midget gf

she might get stuck face down tho

Glad I'm not the only one.

underrated post

>h-hello
>nice to meet you
>automatically extend hand for 2 seconds before realizing it
>pull it back quickly
>wmurmur s-sorry and look down
>spend the rest of the day wanting to kill myself

thats how it would go

Post the babylegs bit from rick and morty

Oh god she looks like a pseudogiant from stalker

Honestly I don't think I would mind at all unless it was genetics. If it was, thinking about having kids would be hard.

Tiptopjej

She's practically my gimp sex slave fantasy, just get rid of the tiny feet.

Toppy kekketi kek

You have to scale her breasts to her size though, would they still be a handful?

Can that thing even swim? I it safe for it to go in the water?

oh god I would so quickly. Its like a perfect little fuck toy. Name?

Something about the way they said it..
No I believe they were serious.

She was funny and didn't give a fuck. She was amputated nearly up to the shoulder and up to the knee. She could manage chores aright except for heavy things. We didn't really live together but when I visited her she had no shame asking me so at least it wasn't awkward like you don't know if you have to help and all.
About getting legs up it was funny because the weigh imbalance was making her spin and fall over. Sex was pretty weird at first but the novelty quickly wear off actually. Same for IRL interaction.
No.
Yeah I see what you mean but she lost her limbs in a car accident. Such is life

All I've got is Jemma Suicide, cause her first photos were with suicide girls. Apparently she does strip clubs and shit too. Would be great if she actually did some porn but I've not seen any so far. I'd fucking love to see that shit though.

Kek

does that tattoo say god loves you

wow

Fucking neck beard

kjeh kjeh

>yyyooo user, man!
who the fuck speaks like this

also, pump and dump, if only for the experience of fucking a girl who you can hold/use to fap with for as long as you like with zero effort

Can't quite make out what the first word is but doesn't look like God to me.

Looks more like I love you or PS love you or something.

Dream come true

Then again I'm from /d/

2spooky4me tbqh brahpai

I'd internally debate going through with it so long, she would lose interest and move on.

Assuming she had any interest in the first place.

>that little spin
:3

Good for her! She's working with what she's got and looks totally hot. I wouldn't do her, but I imagine she would make a really awesome disabled bro very happy.

She'll be really hot once cyborg arms and legs are available to the public

Guys is it rape if she doesn't walk away?

It's rape if you so much as look at her without her wanting you to.

Was she able to bring her mom back? Does she have a little brother living in a suit of armor?

I got banned for saying this to some disabled in Veeky Forums, fucking hug box trash it and /co/ have become

I hate you so much

what rule?

I don't understand.

Can u imagine getting a blow job from her while she simultaneously shoves her pointy foot thing up ur anus

>could probably float for days

my sides. oh christ alive, my sides.

You'd have to clean her yourself though.

Hahaha. I thought I would get someone with that.