Anyone else here trying to attain CHAD GOD MODE?
Besides lifting, what else do you do to achieve it?
Me:
>doing better in school
>working so I can afford to Chad out and wear Chad clothes
>talking to qts every day and going on dates
>use proper mouth posture for dat dere jawline
Seeing great results so far, normies think I'm already there.
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>use proper mouth posture for dat dere jawline
explain
> working on my gait
> working on my idle animation
> working on my eye movement
> working on my voice
> working on finding the perfect time to speak and not speak
that last one is the most important
>inb4 fedora
if youre constantly spouting shit and dont stop talking theres nothing left to know about you
if youre silent unless you need to talk you will A. have less chances to be autistic and B. have more of a air of mystery around you, which chicks dig
Mouth closed, teeth together (no overbite), tongue on the roof of your mouth
what if i have an overbite
Stop mouth-breathing
Your teeth don't have to touch
Google mewing
How would you go about fixing an underbite though? In my case, its obvious that my maxilla is problem - its too receded. There is nothing wrong with my lower jaw. I have a strong jawline but a shit chin because i havent been able to bite down on my front teeth - because of the underbite. I cant even breathe through my nose well because of my receded maxilla
Would mewing fix this? Or would i need surgery
talk to a doctor user, fit is actually full of retards
>fit
>medical advice
you really dont need that in your life
I was hoping for that one user out of the few hundred retards here who knew their shit lol
Ive been to like 3 dentists and theyve told me nothing was wrong with my palate/maxilla and that my lower jaw was the problem. I asked for a copy of the xrays and its pretty fucking obvious that my maxilla is the problem. One even told me that it would be impossible to fix it because the skull is one huge bone, and moving the maxilla wouldnt be possible because of it - some shit like that. I got out of that guys office as quickly as possible after that.
I dont want to wait a few years for surgery. Im 18 at the moment and i need the maxilla in its proper position so that my maxilla and chin could develope properly and fix my breathing issue
youtube.com
See I tried what the old dude said but when I rest my tongue at my palate my chin droops down. WTF.
mine droops down too
>The way he says "artists"
sooo is that supposed to happen? Because thats not very chad breh
>TFW zyzz is dead
Zyzz truly inspired me to make it
Post a picture of your jaw/chin before and after you guys do that shit. Ill help you guys out
How do I get more face shape?
Do I line up my top and bottom teeth when I do this?
Most websites say that a 10-15% overbite is standard, so shouldn't I maintain this when assuming this mewing posture?
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What is proper mouth posture? Can you please explain?
Also, what I've recently done:
>got a new pair if clark kent like glasses
>seeing nice results from minoxodil (active ingredient in Rogaine) and have a lot of facial hair sprouting up. A day after shaving, I feel stubble now.
I have a heap of goals, but I need to find a new job first.
If you can't grow facial hair, I can't recommend Minoxodil enough. It takes a couple months to see progress, but it definitely works.
you look like me with a different haircut.
Chad mode is literally all about facial aesthetics, idiot.
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Is your Dad in the US Air Force and served in the Philippines during the late 80s?
No, but he was in the National Guard and went to South America and married a woman there and brought her back.
same user as this motherfucker Try this;
>Balance your bite with the force of how hard you press the roof of your tonge
>Lift your head up from the occiput
Lets wait for what that other user says though when he comes back
as soon as i lift my tongue it starts drooping brah
Ur already good Kaleb
Why is this making people look less handsome?
Kaleb? Is that a jewish Chad?
I think I dun goof'd when I had braces on.
>tfw suffered high school w/ braces and still not evolutionarily proper
T-thanks mom and dad
You already look like a Chad, asshole.
your jawline looks good in the before pics, whereas the after pics you look slightly chubby
This. Your chin genetics just suck. Not to worry senpai, chin implants are cheap. Even Zyzz had them.
I think your chin looks good bro, no homo tho
>isn't white
God do i feel bad for you
>not pure
ftfy, don't worry in a few years none of the humans will be :)
back to /pol/
Back to your own country
And you as well
>reminder
Chad mode has to be 6'+
You better live in Western Europe white boi.
>doing better in school
>chad
>caring about school
you are doing it wrong m8
I think you guys are pressing the wrong part of the tongue to the palate. You want to touch the back third of your tongue to the back of your palate.
I wonder if an upset manlet drew this.
But the old dude says "like a constant 'n' sound"
and also, wat? how do I push the back of my tongue to the back of my palate? I dont get it
Answer me brehs
Jawline rate?
Good jaw but not chad
>pencilneck
not gonna make it
Lookism.net has taken over this board.
It's all about the Maxilla man.
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the kids like 13. It'll thicken with time, that's not what he asked criticism for.
From that angle jawline is pretty good, definitely a feature.
Surgery is the only way
You left plastic surgery off your list if you're truly shooting for that male model look.
Have I achieved chaddom
show entire face, beta
>no
Maybe if you get rid of that awful hair. Your jaw is pretty good though. Eyebrows also need attention.And you covered your nose so I am going to assume it's even worse than your canthal tilt.
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>Mixed breed
>Making it
Pick one m8
>be an asshole
>going to heaven
Pick one asshole
Show any of your face, beta
>no
Completely white, don't know what you're talking about.
daddy
>Earrings
Not gonna make it. Ever.
Already made it desu
There's this cutie working at a pizza place near my house, I really wanna talk to her, ask her out on a date, but I'm unsure how to proceed
Any Chad's have advice?
jawline rate bls no hate
Just awesome.
How many cocks did you sucked to have the jaw line of a blowjob ho?
>dead
>making it
choose uno
But you're not zyzz.
a million
Says the guy using a term coined by zyzz