/chad/ general

There's an influx of robots here lately and it's pissing me off. Who here living the /chad/ lifestyle? Share your success stories
>freshman year of uni
>make the hockey team as a walk on
>start lifting regularly
>join our outdoors club, get in with qt hiking chicks
>rage face with the hockey team
>keep lifting and putting on lean mass
>spring hits, go to class in tanks and shorts
>qts mirin
>nerds look on in envy

Not a chad, but most ppl probably think I am. Eventually acting a certain way you become that person

What do you want to know??

I have a gf.

That girl is a dog, OP. You have shit taste.

I'd rather say /compensating/ general, or /insecurity/ general, or /bragging/ general

Hiking girls are best girls if you ignore their sjw bullshit. A lot of them are great people otherwise, and usually pretty hot.

>doing my thing (e.g. learning for uni, lifting, playing in my uni's football team)
>fuck girls every now and then
>don't give a shit about harrass comments from robots or even worse: women
good thing this thread is showing up apart from the "/r9k/ b-but Veeky Forums" stuff. can't add something special though
as i said, i'm just doing my thing

This. People probably do wonder why the fuck would such a qt date ugly fucker like me though.

If you were a chad you'd have banged all of those miring qts. You didn't mention fucking them so you're obviously just an assburger with a pretty face.

What are you studying?

Most of em are clueless bernouts, but they're cute and down to earth so I don't mind

I have a gf
Engineering

>talented athlete
>well paying job
>have gone from dyel skinny bitchass mode to athleticmode
>just finished working out
>coffee and pizza
>shitposting on Veeky Forums
>I just got off a week vacation
>just finished 8 days of workouts
>tomorrow is my day off and its my first day back to work
>milfs mirin hard
>qts
>pepperoni today

hows it feel lads

>have gf
>grils flock to you wishing you don't have a gf
>don't have gf
>the above doesn't happen as often
Why is this allowed?

Yeah bruh

>be me
>Freshman year of uni
>walked past 4 girls, caught them mirin
>panties so wet it spilled onto floor
>Slipped in it, broke my arm
>In ambulance get blowjob from female driver
>Roll into hospital, tell doctor what happend
>Describe blowjob in detail
>Highfives me, breaks arm in another place
>Leaving hospital with arm in a sling and every nurses number
>today was a good day

>get called out his your faggotry
>"g-go to r9k"

You are not a chad, you are just an insecure child who wants to feed his fragile ego by bragging about insignificant shit to some neckbeards on the internet.

you have no idea how badly I wanted this to be real

2 things
1. You feel better about yourself so you think girls are mirin and flirting when they are not
2. Girls are more friendly since you are viewed as "safe" since you have a gf already they can flirt with you since you most likely wont pursue or want anything in return for this. They get the benefit of being single with no downside to it

>since you most likely wont pursue or want anything in return for this.

>implying girls don't like attention

>chad
>in Veeky Forums

nice bait you fag

>first day of uni
>get picked as lead striker on the football team
>all the girls are mirin
>girls literally start sucking my dick in the hall
>become top of my class
>hot female teacher asks me to impregnate her
>win the school football championship
>fucking beta losers look at me wishing they were me
>all guys in the school kill themselves except me
>literally spend all having sex with every girl in the school
>every day for lunch I eat PIZZA

They do, they love attention but problem is guys expect dates/relationships/fucking for their attention and girls dont exactly want that to happen
Why do you think tinder is used the way it is? girls get matches as confirmation they are hot and guys want to fuck them but they dont actually have to deal with rejecting the guy straight up or dating him

Except girls are masters at giving false hopes and keeping the attention flowing while they avoid any form of commitment on their side.

>Why do you think tinder is used the way it is?
Mostly? Because 70% of guys are too pussy to talk to them and the remaining 29% only talk in some retarded memes like "ayy bby u want sum fukk?" If you act like a normal human bean you will easy get laid through tinder.
Sure some of them are just retarded sluts with boyfriends collecting matches for the ego, but that's really a minority.

Youre right but guys in relationships are safe to flirt with
AND an added bonus because if he makes a move the girls gets confirmation she is better looking (in her mind) than his gf since he is willing to risk it

I dont use tinder myself since i hear its all shit (and i believe them) so all the tinder knowledge i have is from this and other sites
My dream scenario is tinder being used as a hook up app where you match with girls you like and if youre both DTF you fuck, simple as that
Not that i dont get the enjoyment of having many many matches, i mean if i had 1000 matches in a week like most girls do id feel pretty good about myself senpai

Lowkey a chad desu

>Fatass kid but always confident, lost virginity at 13
>Started rowing a few months later at new school but still fat
>Work hard, lift, cut, and get taller
>Sophomore year, get a super cute freshman girlfriend
>Fuck her a ton and she starts telling her friends that I'm really good
>We split bc she was bipolar and I couldn't handle it, start fucking her friends
>Her friends all give good reviews
>Regular flow of pussy for the rest of highschool

It sorta got to my head honestly, but college just started so I'm tryna be a lot less cocky

>Chad face
>Zyzz body
>Beta autist mind

Kill me now

>My dream scenario is tinder being used as a hook up app where you match with girls you like and if youre both DTF you fuck, simple as that

Yeah, but you still have to act human in most cases. Few girls are open enough to just go for the "let's fug" opener.

Ofc not, i wouldnt want to bang a chick i dont really know but the point of it all is to fuck is my meaning
Right now women seem to use tinder to get matches for an ego boost

When i get my goal bod and finish school i might give tinder a try, if im bored

You are wise my nigga, but how do they KNOW?

Uh dude you have weak bones drink some milk or something

They can smell the pussy juice on you from fucking ur bitch

girls want a guy with high value as a status symbol.
A man available has no real value except muscle and money.
Get a girlfriend and they see that there is demand for you and therefore your value rises immensely.
It's not exactly rocket science

>make the hockey team as a walk on

D3 lifestyle, kek

>look like Chad but closet autist
>tfw sloots talk to me for 5 minutes then never look at me again

ur a dog and i fukd ur mom kid

So your girl can smell your sidechick's pussy juice? How long does it stick to you?
>sheeeeeeeeeeit

>sheeeeeeeeeeit
tyrone plz go

>2am sitting on stairs on a metro station
>earbuds in, music loud so I don't hear shit
>3 women on the platform in front of me
>~35, ~40, and ~50
>they keep looking back at me and giggling
>pull an earbud out
>smile and say "talking shit about me, huh?"
>"yeah, kind of"
>they come over
>the youngest one sits next to me on the stairs
>we talk some bs and laugh a bit
>whenever I look at the one sitting next to me she's just giggling like 5 yo
>my train finally arrives
>we all say goodbye
>the oldest one gets on the train but just bolts away from me
>whatever she was ugo and old anyway
>5 mins pass
>she comes over to me and hands me over her phone saying there's a call for me
>it's the youngest one asking for my number
>top kek

am I chad yet?

girls want what they cant have, and if they see u with a girl they immediately start to wonder why they arent with u so their self worth is questioned, theres a lot of backwards thinking involved but dont worry, because i heard somewhere that bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks

Fuck off.
Having an ugly face with whatever body + mind is the worst. You can be a chad from the inside and still get rejected by every girl on the planet except those who are planets themselves.

You don't need to be melanin-enriched to do nigga shit.

>There's an influx of robots here lately and it's pissing me off
>robots

hello newfriend reddit seems to be a better place for you because this fucking place has always been full of fucking robots you normie piece of shit

>has always been full of fucking robots
>been here for two years tops
>thinks he can call others new
Leave. Your kind always existed here but never in these numbers. Just leave.

There is no shame in being shy and you can always work at it for example through CBT. But the first step has to be that you stop calling yourself names. You're shy yes, but you're not an autist (unless you want to tell me you can't read emotions at all or whatever) and you're not a submissive man. Maybe you come across as weak to people but as long as you aren't actually submitting to them you're not beta. You can always walk away and keep your masculinity intact. You don't have to beat them at their game. No one expects you to do this in order to be a real man. Just to respect yourself.

Fag

And?

>implying no gf threads haven't been the staple of Veeky Forums since misc

nice projection mate

...

It's been a staple since /int/ imported it from kaycee in 2011, misc played no role.

>In line at Costco to get my membership card
>Get helped by a lady behind the counter but it's a slow process
>Another woman 6/10 approaches the counter that evidently knows the lady/another guy behind the desk
>She gets to talking about how they're going to party tonight and play some pokemon
>My helper lady says that she didn't technically get invited
>I add that I didn't get invited either and tell helper lady that it must be a cool kids only event
>The other woman said that it was a cool kid party and asked if I'd want to join
>I tell her "Oh, I'm not a cool kid either."
>She says some shit like wow, i've never heard that one before.
>Get my photo taken, get my card.
>Enjoy your pokemon party, fucking normie.

Like I said, a small number of you retards got lost and found Veeky Forums, and a few might have made it, but the number of robots currently is way larger than before. If you can't leave /r9k/ shit in /r9k/, then remove yourself

I'm not talking to you directly but -- wow -- this is totally a parallel to Generation Y's relation to the holocaust.

After years of lifting I finally made it.

Anyone want to hear my story?

Aware me on the meaning of your post

Tell it bro

>friend tells me i care too much about women
>decide to try and not care
>go to espresso house, flirt with barista
>fuck her first date
>all because i didnt care about her
>i didnt care cus she wasnt that hot desu, 6/10

how do i learn how to not care about hot women now?

Part 1
Part 1
>Be me
>Have been lifting for a couple of years and look pretty big
> My friends and I are going out to dinner and then clubbing
> I offer myself to be the designated driver
> They are enthusiastic that I want to be the designated driver
> Little did they know that I did it to cut my calories
> We arrive to the restaurant
> ‘’user, why are you looking so funny at your car’’’ Says Stacy
> I was checking my biceps in the reflection of my car
> ‘’Oh uh nothing, I thought I saw a dent in my car
> Enter the restaurant
> Give recipients our coats, I carry all of my friends coats to the recipients
> I flex my biceps while carrying them
> Make me look like a T-rex
> The good kind
> Flex my biceps when I hand her the coats
> She says: ‘’ wow you are really strong ‘’
>I tip her by flexing my traps and do a 360 walking away, cool af
> We get to our tables
> We order our food
> as we are waiting I tell my friends
> Uhm guys, I am allergic to garlic, I should probably ask the chef to be a bit careful
> I leave the table
> I sneak myself into the kitchen to find the chef
> I find him
> Manlet.
> I offer him 20 bucks if he bakes my steak in olive oil
> He wonders why I want it that way
> I say it is because of my religion
> Zyzzbraus
> He accepts it, he must be so tolerant
> Before returning to the table I make a quick stop at the toilets
> I walk in to check if its empty
> It is
> Do 30 pushups really fast to keep the pump going
> Gotta keep that pump going kid
> I return to the table
> My friends ask me why I am sweating
>’’ Uhm it was really hot in the Kitchen guys, make sure to tip them well, they deserve it’’ : I reply

> Our first meal arrives
> Bread
> 2016
> Eating gluten
> Making it
> I decline and just wait for my olive steak
> After what feels like an eternity it finally arrives
> A big steak almost floating in olive oil

Part 2
> Yet of one of my friends notice it is different
> He takes a good smell and says
> Uhm user is that Olive oil?
> Uhm yes, It is Italian steak, it is baked in olive oil
> Oh well
> They buy it, KEK
>The dessertcard arrives
> Most of my friends just pick one of the delicious ice-creams
> I decline, I said that my stomach was still full
> It wasnt
> I feel it is empty
> I can feel the rumbling noises coming up
> I cannot oppress it
> But what if I overpress it?
> I let out a big fart at the moment my stomach grumbles
> Protein fart
> All my friends are gagging for air
> At least they don’t think I have an empty stomach
> The smell is so bad.
> I fear for their stomachs
> I apologise and say I have to go the toilet
> Quickly pass by the coats
> Grab a quick protein shake
> Gotta keep that pump going kid
> I get back to the table and apologize
> They accept it
> We pay and leave a great tip
> we move to the club
> Walk in and do my new awesome dance
> It involves a lot of flexing of my bicep
> Everyone is watching
> Nobody is doing it
> Hahahahah they are all too much DYEL to even make an attempt to do it
> Everyone must be miring me
> After a while I feel dehydrated
> Go to the man restroom
> Wash my face with water
> Look up in the mirror
> I see a beautiful girl
> She must have followed me
> She says: ‘’ Wow you dance really good’’
> I say: Thanks you look great yourself
> ‘’Aah thanks, you are such a cutie
> Y-you too
> She comes closer, I can feel her breath. Fresh mints
> We make out for a good 5 minutes
> We go to the dancefloor
> The music is really loud, I can’t hear her that good
> While I am walking there with my hot new date one of my friends pulls me over and says: Dude, that is Amen
> I am dumbfounded. I mean I know she is hot but to bless her is a bit weird
> We dance a bit and drink some more
> She asks me to take her home
> Noice
> I am finally going to make it
Part 3 coming up

Part 3
> Tell my friends I am taking her home, Luckily there was another user who was a designated driver as well. He is a Muslim so it makes sense for him to not drink.
> We get to her apartment
> She invites me to her bedroom
> We lay on her bed and start making out
> I want to untie her bra but she refuses, Says she would get cold
> Ah well whatever
> Before I completely undress I excuse myself to go the restroom
> I go there and do 30 pushups
> Gotta keep that pump going kid
> We undress some more
> We kiss some more
> She goes crazy on my neck and ears
> I am having the time of my life
> I undress her completely except for her bra
> Finally after all those years it is happening
> I undo her underwear and see
> A feminine penis
> I knew it could happen
> A girl with a penis
> I bend her over and start fucking her in her hole
> I go wild on that ass
> Must have been that pre workout I sneaked in during the drive to her apartment
> Suddenly hear knocking on the door
> A small child stands there with sleepy eyes and a teddybear in his hands
> The kid says: ‘’What are you doing?’’
> Look him straight in the eyes while I am fucking her hardcore in the ass, The girl is buried in the pillows so she doesn’t hear or see the kid
>I say : Gotta keep that pump going kid

>she
>her

oh boy, get out of the closet already

>gave my friend this exact advice
Jared?

Y-yes

2/10 not worth the read lads

This. Literally story for faggots about faggots

Gotta keep that pump going Kid

My sides are in orbit

nah mate im not no jared. did ur friend also lay the barista?

anyway, what's ur advice yo

Bout to tell a girl I know that she's straight up the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I'm being serious as well. She really is quite stunning.

Can I get away with it despite not being a 7/10 myself? She's close to a 9,5/10 desu. As long as I'm direct and speaking the truth she won't be creeped out, right?

>fucked 3 girls in the past month

shit bro, who knew life could be this good? Girls 'mirin the gains, 'mirin the confidence, when a relationship is going well just drop it and go onto the next one instead of cucking yourself.

fuck , i decided to ignore the warning and read anyways.
lost 5 mins of my life
dont read his shit

Which parts did you like and which parts did you not like?

any tips?

Alphalpha

>being a sociopath
it's fine to fuck grills casually but i really hope you're not leading them on, that's just fukkin sad mate, you should be able to pull while letting them know it's not long term/just for fun

FUCK

I thought I could fucking do it, but I broke.

GIRLS DON'T WANT TO FUCKING HAVE SEX! YOU'RE A FUCKING NORMIE CUNT IF YOU BELIVE IT! KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NORMIE NO GIRL WILL EVER HAVE SEX WITH ME YOU CUNT FUCK OFF

>ITT: naive dummies that were born lucky and brag about it
So clueless, yet so arrogant

...

Been with the gf for a year and a half, and mires/confidence are through the roof. Should I end it?

>~35, ~40, and ~50

No. The answer is no.

>lately

KYS newfg

;(

It sounds like you have social skills though so you're gonna make it. Just not with 35 year olds, that doesn't count.