Achilles vs Hercules

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Achilles was the son of a lesser god than Hercules so he's more natty.

>Achilles
>Peerless god of war
>Get shot in the foot with a poisoned arrow by a teenager

>Hercules
>Gods task you to clean the poop out of a barn
>Put on a poisoned shirt an die

Was greek myth basically shitposting?

I don't cause my entire knowledge of these mythological figures comes from the Disney movie and Troy. Though I'd take Brad Pitt's Troy body in an instant, animated Hercules looks a little too Piana-ish for my taste but clearly Philoctetes knew how to design a big eats diet.

Hey now, cleaning that barn of poop was only one of his tasks.

can you achieve hercules mode natty and without demi-god adn?

Does Achilles have a disney movie about him with an absolute banging soundtrack?

Case closed.

Hercules had the GOAT Disney princess Meg

>dyel mode
gets qt slightly ugly gf with self esteem issues

>greek demigod mode
dates supermodel with trust issues

which one Veeky Forums?

>not picking Hector
Shit taste lads

>gets qt slightly ugly gf with self esteem issues

did this once

2/10 DO NOT RECCOMEND

Hercules is natty as fuck look how his balls hang lower than his dick.

what about my nigga Testicles?

Bronze statue of warrior found in the sea off Riace, Italy 460 BC

Basalt statue of Doryphoros (torso fragment), Florence

Bronze of Doryphoros = "Spear-bearer"

My dick is the same size as Hercules'. Is that good?

Ancient greeks didn't fuck around with their calves.

The Greek athletes did a lot of jumping games so they got big butts. They liked boy butts especially.

Achilles isn't a god though; he's the son of a nymph who does favors for Zeus

damn son
greeks really knew it was all about them glutes and thighs

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looks kind of like me desu

at least someone has love for baby faces

how do i into /greekchadgod/ mode?

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what's that

the arrow was guided by apollo though

>WITNESSED

What kills me this is that they have pretty pronounced brow ridge but the rest is just baby face central

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Seems like they really liked the contrast between the youthful face and the hardened musclebound body

genetics and training. be the son of zeus and undergo 12 labors

checked

The problem though is that the entire face is youthful EXCEPT for the browridges, which look like a man's

Witnessed

the lighting also changes the tone, but yeah, i think its to show extreme youth.

Achievable natty?

greg from kinobody has a program for it.
I haven't tried the program (doing a boss split) but he looks amazing so it works.

Well that and about every man was gay (by choice). Something I'm seriously considering

Hey. Mine too, we should be friends.

include me in the screencap

join the bi master race

How do I achieve this natty?

Whaaaat

You hit the gymnasium HARD, while HERAKLES eats APPLES and FLATBREADS.

Neither. Diomedes best

>them repeating integers
fuaaark

Herakles impresses his Athenian qts by slaying LIONS and HYDRAS while you slave away LONG JUMPING with HALTERES.

BREHS

What did they eat back then?

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but did Achilles impregnate 100 virgins in one night?

thought so

That and they trained for running in heavy armor. Read about the Battle of Marathon. Athenians did a 1 mile run on Persian positions while wearing full armor. They killed the Persians after their long run, so you can imagine the stamina and calf strength they needed to accomplish that.

Source? That's awesome.

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Hercules torso looks so buff. And yet, while he doesn't have big legs, they don't look small wither. What is the ratio? Would love to know his proportions and see it on a real human.

>nymph who does favors for Zeus
Not sure what you mean there, hoplite.

hey i live next to the achilles statue

Where is that?

Corner of Hyde Park, in London

Knew it was familiar. Are you arab? Living in hyde park and shit.
Fellow Battersea/9 elms lane londoner here.

No, I live in one of the apartments across the road from the parks border. and 9 Elms is pretty cool, but its a little too modern for my taste

Chancery Lane is my favourite part of london because of the history. one of my fav pubs there was founded in 1430.

Must be doing very well for yourself anyway if you can afford to live there. Way to expensive to live in 9 elms too but I'm 26, living with the gf so might as well enjoy the london life for a while (I'm an immigrant).

I'll have to check that pub out. Name?

you two should meet and fuck

heracles was a sperg who benoit'd his family

Well that decides it.
New goal body unlocked.

I'm pretty sure you know

This guy gets it

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