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The fuck is your max?

1dayumay

Why aren't you playing on the NFL?

youtube.com/watch?v=stzTZhQ6ce0
name one good reason for why you aren't shredded

big and shredded > small and shredded > big and chubby

It's because an inpure woman posted in the thread (any woman)
the manosphere is fighting back

I had my mom's hair but my dad's hairline.
Can't say, you'll have to age to find out

Go to bed you fucking junkie

I thought fatlifts got partyv&.

what gave you that idea?

Can I start /fraud/ing even tho I just started lifting? What kind of cycle would you recommend?

what did she see?

You mean because you posted your shit waifu jerjer

I would love to but it's 930 in the morning and I'm running gracefully late for work for the thousandth time

They keep saying our company is going to get fined thanks to my lateness and absences, I am just waiting to be fired but that sweet freedom never seems to come

read r/steroids

I was in three major car accidents bro

Maybe you should go to driving school or stop riding with Stevie Wonder.

Apparently it hasn't made you weak.
You must be a big guy

Inb4 for you

>today at the office
>wearing long black sleeves to make me as tiny as possible
>guy asks me; ''is that all natural, or do you inject some shit and take pills''
>"uhh, no of course not. I'am natural, always have, always been"
>"But if i work out, i will never become like you, thefore you're using something"
>"maybe get better genetics next time?"

I did.. Just some light sarms though.

Why lie mast you are 2 swole 2 control if natties can tell

>>"maybe get better genetics next time?"
lmaaooo, did you say that

>Why lie mast
to not get fired and jailed for possession of steroids, he lives in europe

>covering up like a little bitch

What do y'all think of this guy:
thinksteroids.com/articles/trenbolone-first-steroid-cycle/

Who recommends 1g/week aromatizable steroids (let's assume test) and tren for a beginner's 1st cycle so that gains are had rapidly and the cycle can be shorter?

>I would far rather see the beginner use short cycles, no more than 8 weeks and in some instances as little as 2 weeks, and enjoy fast recoveries rather than see him remain on steroids for 12 or 14 weeks, or even longer, trying to eke out results from marginal dosing. There are many reasons for preferring shorter cycles, including better recovery. Short cycles do not work well with marginal dosing.

This idea sounds interesting to me, but also a bit removed from "conventional wisdom" which I assume is to do lower doses for longer periods of time.

To the guy from the previous thread interested in Galeniko-noone:

>Without it, the whole "method" becomes retarded starvation diet which will literally eat away all your muscle and make you look like a cancer patient?

Sure, test will help you preserve your muscles. But if you're getting enough protein in and working out you'll prevent muscle loss that way.

Keep working out (either by your own program or whatever's laid out in the Galeniko method) and get enough protein in.

You can work a 1000 calorie deficit with minimal to no muscle loss:
bodyrecomposition.com/fat-loss/setting-the-deficit-small-moderate-or-large.html/

>Certainly early research suggested that bigger deficits and very low caloric intakes led to more muscle loss but invariably they had inadequate protein and didn’t have weight training as part of the program. When someone is on 300 cal/day and half of that is carbs, well, that’s only 40 grams of protein. Of course muscle is lost, but not because calories are low per se; rather it’s because the diet is set up stupidly.

You can make up any muscle that was lost when you hop on gear afterwards.

>Lean in conspiratorially
>Don't tell anyone, but i've been running creatine for 6 months

Because they can't handle the fire.

steroids are like heroin for most people.

You think i'am that cool?

at least i got something to cover up.

lmao pretty hard. That would be really cool, I can already see his face when i'am saying it./

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_PdXfTvxOF0ZXIy3hlVGmo0GeMdRDEz1
I made this for you

First cycle, worried about acne since I had problems with it growing up. Running 300mg test e.

How do you guys deal with acne on a cycle? No problems yet cuz I just started but I'm worried.

it's fucking retarded, mostly the part about running short cycles though.

it's an odd post though, he has an article about beginner cycles on his website somewhere and iirc it was the conventional 500mg test ew with oral kickstarter

most people don't do anything other than properly dialing in their e2

I had acne FOREVER though so I ain't risking shit, I run Accutane on cycle

>at least I got something to cover up

Yes, how much of a big bitch you are.

Accutane on a cycle sounds uncomfortable as shit. I went on it in high school, and my lips looked like the fucking grand canyon for months.

I'm hoping I can just rely on aromasin and good skincare to prevent acne, but since it's pretty much been a lifelong issue for me I might have to use accutane. How are the sides for you.

Accutane prescribed by a derm is at high dosages with the goal of correcting your body's sebum production forever. you were probably on like 60+ mg right?

you can run 10-20mg in a preventative manner on cycle just to stop acne from developing without going for full-blown treatment. it does its job plus limits sides

Honestly I don't remember since it was so long ago, but that sounds right.

Is that 10-20mg ED?

yeah, ed

it does add an element of unpredictability to a cycle since you can't be sure if what you're feeling is from the test, the AI or the Accutane but like I said... I had acne for 25 years, I'm not ever dealing with that shit again

you can wait it out and see if anything happens though, you may not get any with just proper e2 management. it's not like gyno, waiting for the acne to appear doesn't mean it's too late to do anything about it

20mg accutane EoD and manage your estrogen. Estrogen should be your first priority because otherwise you'll just be spinning your wheels if you take accutane with high e2. Make sure your ancillaries are pharma grade not some ugl bullshit too.

pics of you in normie clothes relaxed?

Thanks

Would 125mg a week Test e be worth it? Would PCT even be necessary? Would this give me boner gains?

no idea, last high-ish rep shit I did was 9+ at 315 with number 10 getting stuck at the midpoint

there's really no reason my bench is as high as it is, I'm a stone's throw from double digit ranked 110 class dudes but my dead and especially squat have a loooong ways to go

upside is it makes me look less fat since I've got a bit of that dorito mode going

>hiding gains

sounds like a beta move to me

it's so much fun looking like an ogre sitting at a desk and taking wholesale advantage of people assuming I'm a retarded meathead

also wearing a 2xl lab coat and having your milfy south african microbio lab professor constantly flirting is nice too

>What do y'all think of this guy:

this shit saves so much of my time

not unless you're actually legitimately low test (as in actual bloodwork verified not "hurr I'm a sackless beta bitch must be low test"), yes, see first answer

125mg is high natty levels so you will not see a difference unless you already have low test.

PCT would be necessary.

If you want muscle gains I'd run 125mg for 2 months get bloods, adjust ai then add 200mg deca

You use any prami or caber on tren?

Any /fraud/sters able to recommend a good set of scaled for dosing?

>wearing shoes with fucking holes in them in a hospital
>wearing a watch
>shears/penlight/etc in breast pocket

2/10 might bang

alternatively, what do you call a nurse that graduates last in her class ranking?

>You use any prami or caber on tren?

got caber, don't need it yet, dick is working fine and nips aren't acting funny since 6.25mg asin eod apparently controls my e2 on 450mg trest

I've had an AWS bt2-201 for almost 2 years and it works fine for general supplements but if you're dosing orals I'd go with a .001g scale

>Wearing a watch
>Bad

Woah there buddy you're right on everything else but don't overdo it

Useful for accurate respiration/min and BPM

>not having a watch hanging on the pocket

unless you can soak the bitch in iso alcohol and/or smear it with cavi-wipes and not destroy it, it's one hell of an infectious disease transmission risk

Yeah I have no idea why she has crocs on.

>class ranking

Yo no se.

Dosing what?
If you don't need less than .01g a cheapo jewelry scale is gucci

especially if she's working the ed or anywhere else that's admitting from a helo, what the shit

>Yo no se

you still call them nurse

how the fuck have you never heard that saying before

Are you banging someone at work? Because that could be the reason why you haven't been dumped yet.

masT where in Yurope are you?

how do you guys control your anger?

On what? Psych effects of juice is widely exaggerated

Don't be a faggot and realize life is too short to be angry about anything really, or

U P T H E D O S E
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No, I'm not blamming the roids, but sometimes I can't deal with girls problems.
I can't stand some shitface threatening me like shit.

Might have to start taking AI, Wreck it Ralph was on TV and I started getting teary eyed at the end.

Aromasin hits me pretty hard though.

Loads of nurses and ward support staff wear crocs in uk hospitals. It's because they're easy to wash and disinfect compared to material footwear.

>source
>my bf is a nurse

... Looks like Michelle Heaton

kawaii

No... they rely on me pretty heavily because I got my peers all fired initially and they never replaced them... hence why my absence makes such a difference

I'd never tolerate a job where I wasn't in some position of power, found that out right fast

Prozac

netherland

>girl starts giving you problem
>put her on the garbage bin
did I do good?

go to a therapist

If someone paid for flight and board, would you travel overseas?

by being a fucking man and controlling my emotions

and they're fucking retarded if they aren't wearing ones with solid uppers, unless you like the idea of random blood/shit/piss/sharps/etc having nothing but socks between them and your feet

nicole mejia

you want a pat on the head?

a cookie?

Dammit...
>tfw masT isn't uk based

>nicole mejia
Bless you m8

this
really thought mast was uk

dude types like he started learning English last year

why the fuck would you expect him to be from the UK

European guys, how much is Test E in your countries?
interested both in EU and non-EU countries

Because most people in the UK speak like they just started learning English.

Just because England is named after the language doesn't mean they all speak it well.

>>shears/penlight/etc in breast pocket

Where else would you have them?

Say that to my face irl, see what happens.

Joke i always play on dyel's like you

>wear tank top outside
>see you, the dyel, watching and mirin from the corner of my eye
>act like i don't know he's watching me
>then at the last moment i stare him the eyes
>they always panic like fuck and don't know where to look at
>BUT I CALLED HIM BITCH ON Veeky Forums
so funny, get's me everytime

Why is it beta? Why do i need to show my gains at work? It's only in my disadvantage. I don't like to be in the spotlight. Gettin all kind of stupid questions.

Kek.People always prejudice you on your looks.

My Enligsh is fine. Deal with it, or just don't talk about me pussy.

>this shit saves so much of my time
so, you agree with him about tren on a short 1st cycle?

Clearly you've never been up north in the uk. Sheeet, even urban monkeys in London struggle with the queen's language. Nice try m8

Love you masT. Post moar pics. For... Research... Heh heh...

Sup dick heads.

How real is the joint fuckery from winny?

the shit he's referring to is his image

FUCK

So it's confirmed now. Shit gains and fat deposits after a year of lifting makes so much more sense now.

What should I do next?

>get on clearnet gear despite 18% bf
>see a doc so I can potentially get free gear through insurance (though I feel like with co-pays clearnet might even be cheaper and allow me to pick my dose instead of being stuck on 100mg/week TRT dose)
>keep on cutting and then hop on gear once below 10% bf like everyone else

Only issue with the last option is that I feel that cutting on low T (esp. with the 1000 calorie deficit I'm on right now) is going to cause what little gains I did get during my year long bulk to vanish.

No point in doing solo HCG to try and diagnose primary hypogonadism, is there? TRT will be needed either way, I assume, so why waste time.

>You can make up any muscle that was lost when you hop on gear afterwards.
This may be true, but is it efficient for someone with low T? I'm assuming that as you lose muscle your tendons/joints will become weaker as well, meaning that you'll have a weaker base for starting on test.

haha, gotcha. thanks for clarifying

Capitalist did you ever get bunk or contaminated MK-677? If contaminated what was it?

how would u compare hgh and test e? its for a first time user

they are two completely different things. But you will gain for muscle using test

How would you compare Pepsi and steak? it's for a first time eater

cap is banned currently iirc
latest batch is clean
the contaminant he tested for is benzyl chloroformate (not found in latest batch)

I removed 1 puffy nipple, because it was too graphic for this board and would probably be banned

2x different lightning, same time

well what are the differences. i know test increases muscle mass. both also aid a bit in fat loss

what's a typical hgh cycle like?

Yep

you won't afford hgh anyway

steroid dot com
read the steroid profiles

money really isnt an issue

they don't aid a lot in fat loss is that our main goal or what?

no its not for me... its for a friend. i've done a few test cycles. my main point is is hgh worth it for a beginner. all my buddies wanna get on something. they're kinda overweight with low muscle mass. if its fat loss they're after i just told them to go to ephedrine and caffeine since it's legal here. but im assuming they want some muscle mass