Hey user, you want a slice?

>hey user, you want a slice?

Taking a slice out of that is gonna be a pain in the ass Stacy you can have it

Hey whore, you want a load?
*grabs dick*

Yeah you would totally say something like that IRL
This thread is stupid

I did and she got on her knees and started sucking.

fuck no that looks like garbage.

not liking sweets makes this kind of thing a lot easier

Why the fuck does my grill have a computer monitor turned sideways to show a picture of herself?

No thanks, I don't like cake.

>No, I'm homo

t. Veeky Forums

Haha. Veeky Forums

I would bend her over the table in the background, push her face in the cake and make her oink like a pig while I fucked her in the ass.

After I had a slice.

Sure you would buddy, sure you would.

No you wouldn't
What is the point of acting like a rapist on Veeky Forums

You guys are right.

I'd eat the whole cake, and anal is gross in practice anyways. Plus I'm not actually into animal noises.

who is she?

i would rather buy her a dentist and a bed to make her sleep more

Sick and tired of hearing all these people talk about
What's the deal with this pop life and when is it gonna fade out
The thing you got to realize, what we doing is not a trend
We got the gift of melody, we gonna bring it 'til the end

Thanks but i don't eat sugar

Are you from reddit? Why are you talking about this situation as if it matters and posts reflect real life? I'm not that poster you were talking to by the way, but you are reddit as fuck

>of course If a beautiful girl like you ask me I have no reason to refuse

Sorry, I have fucked up teeth, so I can't have cake. I appreciate the offer though.

>hey user, you want a slice?
Of what? The cake or your ass?

I want a slice of that pussy

*unzips dick*

Of course i do i dont mind a cheat day. It looks amazing by the way, you also look sexy babe.

Who is it?

Slice of dat ass!

If someone made a cake for me I'd at least try it, but I don't even like cake that much
Excel cheesecake, fuck man my weakness

You sound like a 16 year old