I wish I had a gf

if you have friends, you obviously aren't socially retarded or autistic. so the real reason you don't have tfw gf is because you never talk to women.

You can either make it or you can have a gf, but you cant have both.
Threadly reminder that gfs are gains goblins

Ya'll motha fuckers need to love yourselves first.

But I am. These friends are from high school. I didn't know how to make friends anymore when I reached adulthood.

What is there to love?

bullshit. stop being such a pathetic self hating faggot

How old are you

>How can you love others if you cannot love yourself

Kendrick lamar the goat

25

Yeah I guess that's the problem.

it is. fix yourself or kill yourself. nobody cares about your problems

Take phenibut everyday and roids you'll get a gf in 6 months.

iktf
>been single for a year now
>exgf birthday recently
>saw pictures of her
>she lost weight
>been talking to qt3.14
>qt3.14 doesnt talk to me much anymore
>feelsbatman.jpg
i dont understand why i feel so low right now
exgf was a bitch anyways
so why do i feel like shit?

Because you're bitter and can stand that she's apparently better off than you after you broke up.

yea but i feel better most days instaed of being yelled at and treated like shit by her
shouldnt i feel better that shes not there to talk down to me?

You should feel better but you're just too fucking stupid.

I'm stupid too.

About to break up with gf over skype. Any pro tips?
>were together over the summer but I don't want to do long distance.
>Connection was mostly sexual and now we're losing that.
>Should have done it earlier but I'm a huge pussy apparently.
>Can't wait to go to the gym after.

Just do it?

Yeah, I just want to do it in a way that doesn't leave to many hard feelings. She's a nice girl who's pretty into me. Wouldn't mind leaving the door open for later if possible.

I guess really I just wanted to vent to Veeky Forums

Not OP but fuck this is sort of me.... i dont talk to girls much.. where is a good place to find chicks

Real niggas know that gfs are just distractions from goals and gains.

>implying that shits deep
Wanna know how i know youre a nigger

>iktfb

>tfw been talking to qt girl for a few months
>hang out regularly
>she says she think a relationship won't work cause she's to busy (works two jobs and goes to college)
>end up sticking around
>go to hers one night and hang out end up cuddling with her and falling asleep(no sex)
Texts me the next day saying she respects me more for not trying to make a Move
>she invites me to come over the next day to a party she's having with co workers
>by me the whole night her friends refer to me as her "man"
>she asks me if I'm going to spend the night
>end up having sex with her that night
Feelsgoodman
>things getting better between us she's texting me More and we hang out more.
>end up spending all of last week at her place and sleep over every night
>end up having a few heart to heart conversations with her while we were cuddling
>tfw going on a date with her tonight

Things seem to be going well but I'm just waiting for something to fuck up and everything to go to hell but who knows I finally might get that qt gf brehs..

If all else fails I finally got accepted into the program for a job I've been wanting where I'll be making $31.10 and hour doing easy as fuck work. Plus it has great benefits and luckily I'm only 20
So I'll have a great pension by the time I retire.

>texting drunken hook-up from last weekend
>both free to meet up on thursday
>"sounds good user! what should we do?"
>literally just said netflix and chill
>tfw

Just sent, no response yet. I might be late to the Netflix and chill meme but I've never done this before and that's honestly all I had

Hopefully we can fuck a few more times before she realizes how boring and autistic I am, wish me luck bros!

Good luck bruh, fuck her right in the pussy

Next time tell her to come over to your place and have a few drinks..

Take my advice on this one user - don't push the girlfriend thing. Are you going on dates, are you sleeping together, does that make you happy? If yes, why bother jeopardizing it by pushing for a title that ultimately signifies nothing? I'm in a relationship like that right now. Girl is great, rocks my world, doesn't want to be called my girlfriend. Enjoy it for what it is, user.

It worked, we're gonna watch pic related and have a couple drinks

She's pretty cool but honestly like a 5/10, I'm just trying to have fun, get experience in, and gain some confidence.

We'll all make it someday bros

>tfw mum starting to make jokes and comments about the no gf situation

hmm

Yeah I know user I'm not pushing it.. Yeah I enjoy sleeping with her and going on dates and hanging out I'm just gonna play it out now and if it happens it happens if not then so be it

Pics?

>normies

>tfw woke up in the middle of the night thinking about my ex gf last night

I wish you fucking faggots would go back to your containment board.

There's a girl who works at this restaurant near me, she's really pretty and I wanna talk to her but I'm unsure of how to or what to even say

my ex-gf of 7 years (who dumped me 2 years ago) changed her whatsapp pic and I'm broken in pieces

Of what?

>whatsapp
shoo shoo fernando

>come here often?
Hopefully she finds it so cheesy she laughs, then you're in

>8 hours of work
>1 hours for travel
>2 hours at the gym
>8 hours of sleep
>1-2 hours of a personal hobby

Is 20-21 hours. Not including time maintaining your social circle, cooking, hygiene. That leaves 3-4 hours max for the rest of the shit in life to do. Not including if you're trying to balance work and school.

Get your shit together OP. Fap and get on with your life.

How does that work though? I'm the one going there often, obviously she goes there often she works there

what if gf used to be a slut in highschool?

unfortunately you have to pretend to not be autistic for it to work

its gonna be pretty hard but i believe in you user

NOT FIT RELATED FUCK OFF