/plg/ - powerlifting general

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Weasel

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pick 2

pink and yellow. Objectively best choices, everything else is a gimmick

All

Dude, discount drugs. Think of the positives.

Pink and red

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Progress

Pink and Blue

Instead of their room smelling like weed it emanates the smell of cologne.

I'm actually gonna sign up for a D&D club with my friend and I'm super excited for it, already making my character up and his backstory instead of doing work.

Sup you tranny bitch ass motherfucker

What do you think the cologne is for? Covering up the weed smell, duh...

grey, then I could compete in like 59-83 and set ridiculous records, easy choice.

then I guess pink would be cool too

why pick blue when you can pick grey?

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Honor

Mean

SO WHY WAS I SAD, ANY BETS?

IT'S ONE OF THE FOLLOWING

>missed a job interview
>missed a wedding
>missed a funeral
>missed a party
>missed spending time with my grandfather
>not invited to a family gathering
>missed sleeping with sparrow
>met up with esmeralda and got rejected
>missed an event with quentin tarantino

I can't even tell if you guys are joking anymore.

Pink and purple.

or green

Do any of you ever notice how the strong people of gyms have beta orbiters?

I always have 1-2 people ALWAYS willing to clean up my plates and stroke my e-peen

and all the other strong dudes always have beta orbiters loading plates, cheering them on, ect...

who else notices this shit

Surprised you didnt take the ability to stop being a tranny loving faggot

i have these in my house

help

whoa careful now, paul might fall in love with him now

job interview

but not with google. probably mcdonalds or walmart.

attention whore

Weasel out of something

when will I get my orbiters? squatting 4 plates?

It's a mix

Literally never seen this in my life

Z. None of the above

>Dropping the barbell

PATHETIC

that is not the same thing at all an eagle can't move things with its mind

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Half and half

Jealous that you can't have >her to yourself?

>tfw u get beatinj by me in squat contest LOL

but it can fly, and you can also turn into some sik other animals too

> the black guy who got hurt by the bar, but kept it to himself like a beta

Well it's not like it's a big weight

Green and pink.
That way, I could transform into a polar bear and heal people with actual bear hugs.
What a life that would be.

man ur such a fag alomst as much as powerlifters with thier >10 second squat descent

isley sucks him off before he fucks georges mom so theyre even haha

Sounds like you're holding some frustration, user. What's troubling you?

Was browsing through some Veeky Forums trip youtube channels, looks like Olyslob is lifting consistently again

youtube.com/watch?v=WrdNdqoMMGc

isley was a bit rude dropping it like that

I hope he said sorry

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I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE HERE SITTING ON A TABLE
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Are you the beta orbiter?

>get lots of synthol injection into chest
>go to IPF
>compete in bench only comp
>bench 400kg with 0.1 inch rom
>set bench world record

why not do this?

you're a genius!!

............dude

Post your filters lads.

Why can't I filter you?

>can you even un rack that

that's alright but lacks "summerfag" . Hes pretty much the only one who uses that

nice try summerfag

What?

Should probably add filename "image" as well tbH.

>doesn't use wildcards

m8...

wut?

rat
rodent

weas*

matches weasel, weaslet, weasley, anything beginning with "weas"

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Did Circus DB for the first time today.
It's...interesting. It's really more a balancing act than a feat of strength, though I guess it does require a lot of core stability.

>signed up for october meet
>pretty hype to get back into things
>just found out they changed it from a full meet to letting people choose what lifts they want to do

its kind of put me off desu lads
inb4 everyone skips squats

dont look at her ass
dont look at her ass
dont look at her ass
dont look at her ass
dont look at her ass

Moronic dumbfucks, the only person to ever use the word weaslet was...

desuarchive.org/fit/search/text/weaslet/

what?

no but I bet someone could

Good night fami.

MUCH easier. Thanks.
It's depressing how much of the threads disappear with all these words.

instagram.com/p/BJvUqfpj4F8

f-filip?

Filip+10% body fat

Sounds like it's non-IPF (not powerlifting)

it looks like they tried to clone filip but they dropped the test tube and he came out retarded

>dropped the test tube
>the test tube
>test tube
>test

its literally ipf affiliate
already seen people on facebook saying bench only and push pull being all excited about it

like whats the point
how can you compete against people when everyone just gets to chose what they want to do

shit like this and novice meets and actually anything but full meets pisses me off Tbh

There is no competition anywhere below senior national events anyway senpai

who is sean? why does nobody like him?

where is my sunshine

it's a tiny regional event, not like it's actually the end of the world. at least you'll out total them...

Starting my programming from blaine sumner tonight lads

not completely true Tbh
i came last in a local meet with a 390 wilks in a twink class where the average squat was 200 kg
but i get what you are saying its not the norm

yeah you are right, i just havent got competing for a while
>at least you'll out total them...
thats what i dont like, automatic wins are shit Tbh lol

The cumulative damage from squat erryday is starting to get noticeable. It's a really dull ache in my quads, reminds me of growing pains like when I was a kid.

fucking felipe

hes a spammer

I felt like the inside of my quads was itching.

delete this please

Somebody stop me from re-subbing to WoW for legion

Just play it for a bit and drop it

pink obviously.

Become a baller surgeon, save hundreds if not thousands of lives while making millions and then proceed to be a filthy rich philanthropist

sorry sean

not sean

Pink and yellow, not even a question

I thought olyslob was sean

guess not

updated for virtus

Why is Bodorio higher than Bryce if Bryce outwilks' him?

>implying Norsie can still do those
>Implying gym lifts count

And no way is Bryce 83 right now

Virtus said it was at 90kg not 93kg

choose only 1

ahh thanks need to change

>implying I don't make the rules as to what counts on my own image
>implying it's just a general idea of what tripfags are capable of

>My best maxes at this bw (-93) are: 260-175-275

>using gym lifts

Wilks doesn't count unless it was in a competition

currently lifts are 173:113:240 @91

at the end of these 3 weeks left in my training cycle it will likely be 180:113:245

you can either include mine now or choose to update it later

Red for sure. 552 / 251 squat would be nice

can esme get the same thing as pink

Purple

grey but change esmeralda to trappy-chan and u to ur dick hehe

>113

im very sorry for this image quality I didnt realize I saved it as a gif

heres a repost