>been going to the gym at my work for 2 years now >place is always a mess >take time to clean it every now and then >discover coworker is trying to into Veeky Forums >become bros >lift together, meme together, gain together >be bros like Obi-wan and Anakin >casually complain about how the gym is a mess >gym bro agrees >start casually interrogating other coworkers if theyre leaving the place a mess >no one fesses up >decide I have a gym nemesis >will stop at nothing to find him, crush him, drive him before me and here the lamentation of his women >be today >be lifting >be swole >gym bro is done for the day >gym bro leaves >gym bro leaves weights racked >..... >gym bro leaves weights racked >gym bro is gym nemesis >devastated.jpeg >go to locker room and confront gym bro >gym bro tells me im full of shit >single tear rolls down my cheek >tell him this is the way it has to be then >gym bro is confused >cut off his fucking legs with my light saber and leave him in a river of lava >turn 360 degrees and walk away
William Turner
but if you turned 360 degrees you would be facing the same way idiot.
also i know this story is fake because there are no such things as light sabers
Jose Cook
wtf do you mean by >also i know this story is fake because there are no such things as light sabers
how did you get circumsized then?
Owen Ross
>no such thing as lightsabers Nice bait forcelet
Hunter Cooper
how do people actually leave weights racked?
hat's the laziest thing you can do. Do they not have self awareness? they don't go to the gym with weights already on the barbell
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Henry Hall
Because some people are Indians. And from my experience Indians really do not have self awareness. They seem like not noticing that other people also live around them. I've had many Indians just straight up bumped into me like I'm invisible
Leo Russell
>Be me >be at gym >Meet qt 10/10 woman would lift with >We end up being lifting buddies. >I'm gym 1:30 a day for 4 months >Ask qt gym friend out. >She says yes >we go out for like 5 years >Strengthening our bodies and our love for eachother. >get deeper into love and deeper into squats >Eventually pop question. >She says yes >we marry >3 more years pass >we reached our final forms >2 more years pass and we get more serious in our lifts and love >gymwife now is preggers with gymbaby >no more lifts for gymwife >mfw when the first time in 10 years I don't have a gym buddy
Jeremiah Thomas
Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely leave my weights on the bar and dumbbells on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even rerack them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.
>mfw I see beta dyels rerack my weights like the cockroaches they are.
Landon Perez
apparently the only solace in an overpopulated nation is to pretend no one else exists.
Jose Young
She can lift "some" just nothing max effort or too strenuous.
you're the worst
Landon Martinez
Soon enough you'll have a little lifting buddy, user. Raise him/her well.
Carson Price
Lurk more before you post, you utter faggot
Dylan Jackson
OP here. I would def call you out on that shit. Shit drives me nuts. Like, Im so OCD about weights, they have to be facing the same direction when they are on the bar. IE, the part with the numbers has to be both in or both out.
I have a feeling you'd tell me to "deal with it".
In that case I'd start pulling cheeky pranks on you.
>tfw cant tell if you got baited or if you have just baited me we're in too deep
Kayden King
The 360 one is hard to read because pretending to not get it guarantees (you)s but new friends fall for it so often
Ethan Roberts
>always rerack weights in gym >only one ever there >another person starts coming >always leaves shit racked >ask him why >too tired >tell him it just keeps the place neat and tidy >he agrees >doesnt rerack his weights >leave my heaviest exercise for last >leave all the weights on the bar >he complains >"i havent worked out in the last week cause i cant get all the weight off the bar" >start reracking eeights my self >he works out and reracks >have a thing for fucking with him now >leave 2.5lb plates with clips on the bar >get mad messages
Caleb Smith
Put 3 or 4 clips on one side with no weights. I'd cave your head in with a pl8 after a few weeks of that
