ITT: People You See At The Gym

That fat fuck who talks about the "better days".
>I used to be in really good shape!
>I was stronger than everyone at this gym but my injury made me like this.
>I could bench 3 plate no sweat 5 years ago!

>that short guy who wears basketballs to the gym

>That guy that increases BP weight by putting 1.25kg on each side

What the fuck is wrong with this?

>that guy doing bicep curls looking at you through the mirror

had it happen again fucking 3 hours ago. I was resting on the barbell rack waiting to do my next set and the fucker wouldn't stop staring.

>the guy who takes sips of water in between sets

>mfw keep my head down all day
>there isnt a single fucking face i can recognize 3 months going to this gym

>that guy who lifts to get rid of suicidal thoughts

haha what a fucking faggot. amirite guys?
;_____;

I think it's bait. That is literally the foundation of our lord and savior Rippetoe's teachings; Add 5 lbs to your squat every time you go to the gym and eventually it adds up over 10 visits, ect.

you fuckers made me so self conscious about drinking water that I have to wait to quench my thirst after 2 sets or risk paranoia of people staring.

THATS ME THATS FUCKING ME

I wear swim trunks, idgaf.

>That bitch who bench press in the squat rack while a bench press is open

He also says add less to bench and press after the first month or so because 2.5kg a session is too much. Why do you think so many on here take so long to get anywhere on bench?

You're clearly not short. It's to make the rack height comfortable because the normal bench you have there is probably too high for their preferred positioning.

Weakfag detected

You dont even know what a plateau is, dont you

>that manlet who's literally on a first name basis with everyone in the gym except you.
>you've been working out there at least a year longer than him
>mfw

Don't tell me you faggots don't increase weight by at least 5kg each side?

It was an adjustable bench.

>That fucker who goes to the gym at 3am (MY PRIMETIME) and leaves as soon as I get there.

I actually feel bad for them, wish fitness wasn't so intimidating.

I don't even squat / bench kek

I just do leg press because I'm too beta to learn squat.

No matter what I tell you it won't cure your autism

You'll never make it with that attitude

>that dyel half-asian motherfucker who is always struggling with squats and deads and always looks like he's fucking dying

it's me

>That qt that kisses you on the cheek when she sees you but you're too scared to ask her out.

>that guy who quietly sings along to his music
>that guy who randomly talks to himself in between sets quietly of course
>that guy who times his rest

Literally me.

I've got a pretty good base to work with and I'm trying to lose weight atm so leg day isn't my biggest priority when I need to be doing cardio.

My calves will be forever bigger than yours though because of fatty life :^)

Chat her up a bit, if she seems interested ask her out. How lame can you be?

>that guy who quietly sings along to his music
>that guy who times his rest
Fuck you dude, I can't estimate what 4-5 minutes feel like when my heart rate is so fucking high from heavy deadlifts or squats and silently singing along to my songs hypes me up for my coming set.

Im chasing 3 rabbits is my problem, going to the gym with an ex military qt.

Ask him next time if he can stick around for 5 mins to give you a spot on your bp or some shit.

>wearing basketballs
that sounds op as fuck

>that guy who benches more than they squat

>that guy who just comes in doesnt bother anyone, if someones using the machine or weights he needs just does a different set while he waits
>quiet, listens to his music and everyone just assumes he's just shy and reserved

>Everyone just assumes he's shy and reserved.
Pretty sure he IS shy and reserved desu

in my gym its the same every day
>extremely hot young chick, just as fine as it gets, training her ass off
>middleaged balding wannabe strong manlets with snapbacks gathering around her
>one tries hard than the other to impress her ´with either talking extremely loud or doing random exercises with way too much weight and shit form (Bonus they slam the weight all the time as hard as they can)
>dat Moment when she is maybe 160cm at most and like 50kg and still not dwarfed with 4 men Standing around her

cringe overload

so go talk to her autismlord

The fuck dude she is literally making the first move and practically handing herself on a platter.

Ask her out.

Holy fuck dude... why didn't you call the police or something? You're lucky that guy didn't get fully hydrated while doing his workout.

>group of 3 ugly juiced up guys
>they are trying so hard to get attention everytime
>aggressive behaviour all day erryday
>they literally seek confrontations, not like they want to fight but they always want to show how badass they are
>they walk up to the squatrack im using and want to take my bar
>me "eh sorry guys, cant you see im using this one."
>roidhead "OMG, how Long? we Need it. hurry up"
>me "10 mins maybe 15. im done when im done"
>roidheads go away complaining with gestures and mumbling some shit

fucking wannabe gym bullies.

Kill yourself.

>That guy who uses clips on the smith machine

besides listening to music thats exactly me. but im not shy and reserved. i just dont care about unimportant nonsense.
there is no benefit for me in socialicing with people in the gym. its either smalltalk or bro science which both is equally boring and just keeping me from doing what im here for

>That hot guy with massive quads who I am crushing hard on

Only ever talked to him once and never again because conscious that I'll bother him and ruin his workout.

>The cunts that stay on one machine for the entire duration of your workout

no. already got me some qtp gf.
all i do is say hi to her and exchange a smile

>TFW you barbell row more than you squat and bench
Th-thanks Dorian training videos.

>tfw only one girl goes to the gym the same time as me
>tfw she's like 30 and makes moans while she's doing any exercise like she's legit getting deep dicked

very offputting desu

Just end it brah

>That beta as fuck guy who is training his 300lb gf
Can't polish a turd m80.

Exercising out of depression is a legit thing, man. Keep going. We're all gonna make it, you included.

>not listening to females getting deep dicked on your headphones while you squat
its like you dont even want to make it

; _ ; my broken arm has cost me 1 year of gains

i say that my injury took my gains, dont mock me ! Benched 300 before it went in an unrelated injury

>That girl who takes one of the 3 benches in a large gym and does some weird assed bodyweight bullshit
>We have 3 different fucking areas set aside for that
>4 if you count the place that is being used by classes half the time
>Seriously, fuck this girl and her skinnyfat friends

>tfw actually fell with my bike just before the summer, fucking up my right wrist and knee
>coudln't do anything for a month
>eventualy start running and swimming agatin at lesat
>still hurts when I try handstand pushups or muscle ups for example
Its getting better, though

>That fat bastard who kills himself at the gym every morning but never loses weight
Would I be a cunt if I told him to skip his post workout KFC or whatever the fuck he's eating to stay so fat?

>The manlet who uses machines only and never free weights

I've seen him 80% of the time I'm at the gym and he's usually flexing at a mirror or using machines. Also his legs are thin af compared to his upper body

>that dude who uses the hip vagina machines

what the fuck dude

I'm glad this isn't me as a new gym user, I started out at freeweights and worked my way to machines but I still use freeweights more (i only really use leg extension and preacher machine)

>that guy resting between sets

That's why I avoid the "douche house" as I call it

>That Guy that puts a kangaroo steak with his stuff in the changing area and you can smell it from the squat rack

>that guy who flex in the mirror all the time with rolled up t-shirt sleeves to show off his skinnyfat noob gains
Why oh why

>tfw I always smile like that
So that's why people called me arrogant in high school.

saw this the other day except the 300lb looked like she brought he twink bf with her, he spent the whole time on two machines on his phone

>This is what burgers actually believe

>those guys who have been training for about 2 years before you, always discuss form, nutrition, etc at the gym with eachother while still not looking like they even lift
>the faces they give you because you already dwarf them after a year of lifting
>those steroids accusations even though you're natty
>tfw being so naturally high test at the ripe age of 29 that you almost look like a bodybuilder within a single year
>all those buttmad dyel "experts" faces when
this is why i lift.

Training sadly doesnt solve Depression completly. But at least it supresses it for a couple of hours.

you sound like a sadcunt bro. Maybe try helping him on his diet which is obviously lacking?

That girl in highschool that comes in and takes selfies after every set.

>Barely even 10 lbs on the bar
>Stops after every 3 lifts to go into the bathroom and take more selfies.

>those fat old people that sit on the ab crunch machine and try to expend as little energy as possible
Why even go to the gym?

>using the ab crunch machine

like literally why. Isometric holds are better for abs and everyone should know it .

>The dude with varicose veins all over his leg who diddlylifts five plates and drops the bar instead of finishing the rep

>That mid 30s dude with the hot wife saying "you're going to look like this one day" while patting his belly

>the minority that talks on the phone while doing cardio

>qt kisses stranger on the cheek
lol shes a whore and kisses every dude on the cheek, if you ever dated her she will still kiss dudes on the cheek and cuck you

kek you and your fitness bf

>people you see at the gym

Literally no one. Home gym boiiiiz

LMFAO

>Fat guy i know: "I squatted 800 lbs when i played college football!"

So you mean you're a world record holder?

>Skinny 120 lb manlet i know: I deadlifted 450 lbs and i have a 60 inch vertical jump

you mean you're literally superhuman?

>that guy who forgets to put on deodorant before the gym

>that extremely hot girl I thought was single until I saw she comes to the gym with her bf, but they work out separately

>that guy who laughs maniacally between each set

I use the rack for floor press

i spoke to him it was autistic

Are you me?

you pop up everywhere lol

chill out i doubt he thinks you're an autist

Post pics Big Guy

This.

Lift to get a satisfying pump, because your life is awesome and you have the time to burn

Lift to therapeutically reassure yourself that you did at least something productive and positive that day

You basically do it because you're always an improved person for having done it. Always.

lol

speedo master race

>that loser sobbing between sets

>The shadow couple
Girl's boyfriend keeps following her around everywhere she goes
>The parrot
Dude that has to talk to someone every interval
>The flying girl
Woman that sits on the butterfly machine to look at her phone

TFW when kissing on the cheek is the proper, normal way to greet females in my country.

Like a steak from an actual kangaroo?
You guys eat those fuckin things?

>The guy puts on a shitload of weights, and start doing reps in incomplete and broken form, then starts to huffing and puffing looking all hot shit
>The guy who do a million reps on a low weight with bent back, bad form, etc

I cringe everytime.

I'm honestly really curious as to what the issue with basketball shorts is on this board.
They're the only shorts I have that are made for sweating in, and I'm too much of a poorfag to buy anything new right now.

Holy shit, I just realized the sound of women moaning would probably be able to (temporarily) increase test and help you lift more.
Anyone know how to convert porn clips to .MP3 sound files?

you're wrong and stupid

I wear basketball shorts too. They got the flexibility and breathablility I need. Why would I pay for something else?

WHAT THE FUCK

user you'll never make it if you can't close the deal on simple shit like this

i used to be that guy until i surpassed my previous strength. feels good to be the strongest ive ever been and get mirin's from my friends and coworkers