Is a security guard the most Veeky Forums job there is?

Is a security guard the most Veeky Forums job there is?

no, it has to be a stripper

all you do is stand and walk around
might as well be a
>competitive walker

I'm a security guard and it's pretty embarrassing desu.

I'm fit and look respectable, but then you'll have some 60 year old shit with scoliosis, a 90lbs mother of three, and a morbidly obese 40 something virgin living in his mother's basement.

Our job is mostly customer service, and the rest is preventing and reporting and first aid and evacuation.

Most contracts will emphasize never to get physical.

On the flip side being a bouncer is a Veeky Forums job but they rather a tall fat imposing fuck than the average manlet Veeky Forumsizen because drunks will be more likely to try their luck... Plus you hardly get paid much more to work the door and bounce than you do patrolling a mall, yet when you bounce there's always the chance you piss off the wrong drunk cunt and you might get done in when you're heading home.

Gay porn star

Furthermore, as a built guy I get insulted when someone ask me what I do, I say security, and they look me over and say something akin to "that suits you user", "figures", and other underhanded jabs at my presumed intelligence and potential as a person.

>make people feel safe
>get treated like shit

Security made me hate people

you asshole, I live in my SISTER'S BASEMENT, get it right

I think it's just human nature for people to shit on others.

Personally I try to be friendly with all my fellow plebs, from the nervous dork taking my order at a fast food joint to the middle aged mom working cash at the grocery store.

I worked as a clerk before security, always pitied these customers that try to exert some form of dominance over me simply because it was my job to polity serve.

>tfw iq of 142 according to SAT score (probably lower than this, but still above average)
>tfw people still assume I'm a dumb meathead just because I'm more muscular than them
Why are normalfags such horrible people?

It's nerd culture.

>"Oh this person likes what I like but they're also really muscular so they clearly don't care about it as much as I do"

The really funny thing is that once you break it down, fitness is the nerdiest fucking thing you can do. It's literally basic maths and science where you count what goes in you. As it turns out, it's still too hard for the average anime fan.

They're implying that you're fit you autist.

No. Pay is meh, and everything said is fucking true.

t. Former overnight hotel security guard for 3 years.

Common thing is that the only people who become security guards are students in need of a part time job that's not behind a cash register or taxi steering wheel, insecure hobbits with a Napoleon complex, people who were too dumb to make the cut for the police academy or military that year, bitter passive aggressive people with a superiority complex, and the set quota of immigrants and women.
It's really no wonder that people don't take them very seriously, but I try my best to be polite around them anyway since I haven't stolen nothing and they're just doing their job.

I was a night guard through school. It was a pretty boring job, I was usually working the parking garage. If I saw anyone at all it was hotel guests coming in late or drunk people from the bars asking if we had a bathroom/if they could cut through here and get to "x".

I got a lot of reading and video games in, though, and the pay was decent.

this

Make the move to prison guard

Fit jobs

1. Fitness model (get paid to be fit, use PEDs and pose with hot chicks)
2. Soldier (get paid to be fit, use PEDs and kill sandniggers)
3. Policemen (get paid to be fit and kill niggers)
4. Bouncer (get paid to be fit and rough up niggers)
5. Firefighter (get paid to be fit and shoot water cannon at liberals)

BONUS Gay Pornstar (get paid to be fit and gargle mayonnaise)

What's better as a part time student job, security or retail?
I just quit Walmart because I was tired of swallowing buckets of shit from dumbass customers every day at work

most Veeky Forums job would be where you have a lot of free time so you can still eat and dont have to interact with other people

so basicly a gym owner

Security, if you can get a chill front desk during the night shift. Do your homework on their dime.

potentially getting shot for someone else property while being paid a shit wage

nah. ill take these neetbucks

remember that security guard who wasn't an insecure manlet with tribal tattoos who desperately needed to prove himself to other, normally sized men?

Me neither.

Security guards are the most beta people out there.

deciding to get my security guard license

worth or nah

Never seen a fit security guard outside of staged photos promoting security guards.
So i'm going to say no.
Your job will be mainly sitting or standing in one spot for hours daily.

Stripper is pretty fucking Veeky Forums lifestyle
>sex
>drugs
>the nicer you keep your body the more clients you get

I'm going with Firefighter, friend is one.
All he does is eat and workout while at work, nearly all day. Small town so rarely if ever a fire breaks out.
On his off days he only has to do cardio.

>why are people generalising bodybuilders
>why is everyone generalising bodybuilders

>>tfw iq of 142 according to SAT score (probably lower than this, but still above average)

>believing the easiest test in the whole fucking world has anything to do with IQ

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that's one perk of being a software dev

I work from home 3 days a week too so I can use those to just go to the gym over lunch if I don't have anything pressing to do

This is way funnier than it should be

Fucking kek