I done did got me a idea

Women have a shitload of female-only gyms. Why can't men have our own?

scenario
>be 20
>graduated high school two years ago
>have only stayed home and played MMORPGs and shit ever since
>last time you saw a girl within five years of your age was about a month ago when mom took you through the drivethru at Dairy Queen and the cashier at the window was a high school kid on her first summer job
>even that made you nervous

>one day, you decide to look around at other boards on Veeky Forums
>one of these boards is Veeky Forums
>everyone posting seems like you, just with an extra interest
>they like going to the gym, apparently
>it's an oddly friendly board too
>before you know it, you have an interest in lifting and getting aesthetic
>realize this could be your ticket to better confidence
>maybe a normal life
>happiness
>at least something new
>decide to go get a gym membership

>mom takes you to the YMCA a few blocks away
>sends you in with her credit card and a pen
>"bring it back out when you get signed up, bub."
>walk in
>immediately see a cardio bunny walk by
>she glances at you and smiles
>jesusfuck.zip
>get to counter
>MOTHERFUCKER.zip
>person at counter is a 9/10 athletic woman with a ponytail and underarmour shit on
>go to say something
>no words come out
>just a gurgled "uhh"
>she looks confused
>you spazz out and fast walk out the door you came in less than a minute ago
>get in mom's car
>"that was pretty fast."
>"I didn't sign up."
>"Oh... well, okay then..."
>go home
>continue fruitless existence

will cont. in a second here

...

>a few days pass
>mom knocks on your door one day and says she needs to talk to you in the living room
>you meet her there and she gives you a leaflet for a gym
>"I was talking to some of my friends about how you wanted to get a gym membership but you didn't because you got scared. Somebody said you should check this place out."
>"Mom, please.."
>"I already called. Get some workout clothes on. You're going. Now."

>put shorts on, throw on some chucks
>mom drives you to this other gym
>you walk inside
>really happy-looking guy is standing by the front desk
>he's also a fuckin monster
>but he's wearing a Blizzard shirt
>wat.facialexpression
>"You must be user. Your mom said you chickened out at the Y."
>you want to yell at your mom for telling strangers about that shit
>"We have a lot of guys here who used to be just like you. Myself included. Don't worry about shit, my dude. Follow me."
>walk with nerdy monster to unoccupied room
>along the wall are a bench press station, a squat rack, and a deadlift platform
>all stations have old, brown bars
>"This is where I first lifted a barbell. This is where most people here started too. This is where everyone comes to their first classes. You will too, if you want to make that change you've been thinking about."
>look at the wall behind the stations
>walk closer
>signatures and games
>"Those are the signatures of all the people who have ever started their fitness journey at this gym. Every last one of them has some an account on some sort of gaming website or whatever
>look again
>WoW
>Dota
>WoW
>Second Life
>Runescape
>Dota
>DnD
>WoW
>"You won't meet women here. Total sausagefest. Kinda gay, to be honest, but whatever. Everyone here was a fuckin loser at some point. Most still are. I still am. I actually have Oblivion paused at the front desk right now."
>a few seconds of silence
>"So, do you wanna get fuckin jacked? We know how to get you there. No distractions. Free group classes daily."

So when did you wake up?

>it's been about 2 years since you started at that gym
>you still go there at least twice a week
>you go there every weekend now because they host wicked sweet lan parties
>your bench 1rm may only be 240, but it's better than the 95 you started with
>the 95 you struggled so hard at in your first class about push movements
>that 95 a whole room of sweaty nerds cheered for
>that 95 which was followed by a burly mother fucker grabbing you with his pastey white arms and hugging you, crying while he spouted out a few "fuck yeah"s
>you have abs now
>only really easy to see early in the morning after a shit and before you eat, but whatever
>holy shit, you even have a girlfriend now
>just last week, she came over to your house and you both got drunk playing Genesis games
>you still live at home, but at least you're not stuck in your room almost 24/7 now
>it's not the greatest life ever, but god damn, it's better than it used to be

allowing men to be pussies is a bad thing

man the fuck up
I know this is just a pasta, but Im pretty serious now.

cool story bro

heres mine

>go to gym
>fucking hot ass girls in skimpy clothing everywhere
>muh dick
>get swole

I typed this shit out because I got butthurt because there are women-only gyms but fuckin zero men-only gyms, and that's a little fucked up. I want to see a new gym that caters to males who can't go to a gym because they're too scared. Sure, if you need something like this, you're a fuckin little bitch, but that doesn't mean you aren't a human being. I like to think anyone who wants to change, can change.

Now, what the fuck do I have to do to start the ball rolling on this kind of gym? Kickstarter, maybe? Gofundme? Something. Maybe spend my own money first, build my own hole in the wall, get some success stories, and come back later after all that? I wanna be realistic here.

two options:

just make a good, old time style butcherhouse that will only attract males

or

make a nerdy gym like planet fitness.

Anyway I doubt kickstarter would help, this is a normal investment and you just need to get investors or give first money by yourself

I think you'd have ot start with a tiny hole in the wall sort of gym with just a few power racks, benches, dumbells, etc.

Probably all used equipment and you'd need to bust your ass to get the sort of clientele you're outlining in these posts.

I believe you can definitely do it, but it would be a lot of work, you'd basically be there 8-12 per day motivating DYELs and fatty neckbeards.

The biggest hurdle would probably be when ftm trannies or just whiny bitches in general catch wind of your gym and start crying out against you. In CA I'm pretty sure there are laws that make it so you have to cater to women as well, but of course Curves is okay somehow.