Lifting ain't bringing her back

>Lifting ain't bringing her back
Here i was, thinking 1pl8 bench would end her up in my arms again

the secret is to love your barbell, not a faggy girl

On some days she don't want me to lift her though

The requirement to get her back is 2pl8

2pl8?Well fuck me

> not 405 lbs for 8 reps

Doctor Nolove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barbell

How do you fuck a barbell though?
Do you cuddle with it after netflixin' and chillin'?

1 plate is high school gym class level. I mean fuck man 2 plates is the absolute lowest standard that could be considered a gain.

So 3pl8s are 2 gains?

Stick it up your ass my dude

Christ almighty

She'll be back at 2 pl8s, just keep at it bro

Getting her back will always require one more pl8 than you can lift

she'll never come back because she probably had a valid reason to leave your sorry ass in the first place bro

Lifting brings you no girls, im living proof of this
When i was DYEL i had the hottest gf with an insane sex drive
Now im in the best shape of my life and cant get laid even if my life depended on it


Now i spend my days thinking "Damn, why didnt i appreciate my exgf when i had her?"
When does the ride end?

help me lift it, my brother

It's onitis let go or you'll be cucked if for some reason you get her back.

>tfw as soon as you hit 3pl8 for 5 every girl begs you to fuck them

3 plates is that like 140kg or something? (310 in retard)

>Projecting much

there ain't no oneitis bruv, there is no "the one" the sooner you realize that, the easier you'll live

I dont want "the one" i just want one
Just one single girl who isnt utterly disgustingly ugly or frigid, what do?

Look

at what?

Around you

...

>just clean and jerk again
kekd

Fuck outta here with your lies. When I got to 2pl8, I was told I'd get a cute gook girlfriend when I got to 3pl8, and so that's where I'm headed now.

Done it, asked out both the girls who fit the description but nothing so far
Both were single because they were moving out of the country to study abroad

Just give up dude life is a resource war deal with it

yeah and i want the rarest resource of all, a girl willing to fuck and im curious how i attain one

Stop thinking that there is a "one girl for your life" please user

I warm up on two plates but my ex liked skinny guys so i stopped working out for a year for her then she broke up with me anyway.

Be tall, have a good frame, dress well, and be blessed with the top 1% of facial genetics.

Also have a strong social status and money.

Also be charismatic and powerful.

... is this too much?

Sorry then, you're destined to be another poor shmuck like the rest of us, being a cog in the system, to make some rich Jew richer.

Whilst you walk through day after day, seeing all the females in the world, who want nothing less to do with you, and avoid you like a turd on the pavement.

That's the reality of life my friend. Your parents either blessed you with genetics and money, or they didn't.