Tfw 6x4.9

Lol fuck man get off the internet for a bit.

redpill me on jelqing bros

why do people say it's dangerous?

Bcause it can literally cause small tears in the skin which are healed by scar tissue.

Protip: scar tissue is nerve barren in this case

Your penis is not a muscle. By forcing MORE blood than normal into your penis, you can permanently damage your penis by overinflating the "balloons" that carry the blood. You still won't get more blood rushing in because your body hasn't been rehardwired to pump in more blood. Instead, your penis will just be less hard because the blood vesicles will just be underinflated.

I think it's legit if you go slowly. But damn those horror stories. Ruining your penis forever would be fate worse than having a needledick desu.

Might be worth trying though

but is the point of jelqing to make penis gains through scar tissue? or is causing the small skin tears a side effect you can avoid?

im pretty sure the only restriction to how much blood gets pumped to your dick is pre determined factors such as erectile disfunction and the blood carrying capacity of your dick. If you inflate the balloons safely, why would your heart just randomly decide to not fill them? That doesn't make sense

The "point" of jelqing is to force stretching, not tearing. But guess what; repeatedly tugging at skin typically causes it to tear every now and then.

Hello size brother

it is big, you have a big penis.

Sex feels better for women with you than 90% of guys

>tfw 5.5x4.5

will i ever be able to satisfy a woman? ;_;

MOOT WHY DID YOU FORSAKE US?

Also why did you hack E Corp?

I'm 6X5.5, good or bad?

there are muscles in the penis you dolt

the entire thing of course isn't one big muscle like the bicep, but there is muscle fiber there

Same.

No complaints yet.

>tfw 5x5

Same size breh

At least your dick isnt a 5.5"x5.5" square

better than 3x8-12

i've done it for a while. i used to do it all the time and have red dots all over my dick from the vessels bursting. dick is still perfectly functional and it got substantially thicker. on the downside i spent a fuck ton of time doing that but i probably woulda jacked off anyway.

overall 5/10 worth it but nothing amazing

Ive been light jelquing for 3 months now and i can tell you right now that my boners are harder than ever and my dick gets 110% erect everytime i get an erection. Dont know if ive gained any permanent size or is just better EQ, but on average my dick is like .4 inch longer and about .1 inches thicker

>tfw your dick was 7 inches at one but it went to 6
>tfw you realize that you have to unlock your dicks secret power level but don't know how
>tfw will probably have to kill a bear or a elephant with my bare hands to unlock the forbidden inch
>tfw started lifting for that excact reason
Any tips for a 5'6 manlet on how to complete this task?

manlet need no worry about dicks because you need to get a women to look at it first, which is mission impossible for a manlet

Im sorry for your baby dick lanket please send all the women who reject you over to my house where I can give them the lethal 5'6 6x6 and then send you the stool I used with all the cum stains on it so you can sit and think about your lanket cookie cutter life style why your ceiling fan repeatedly smack you across the head because god hates you

ive noticed that if i jerk off way too much (3+), the next day my dick is significantly larger

maybe thats what happened to you

who knows. I'm in the same boat and have only made a few girls orgasm.

Maybe this is what happened I remember masturbating 5-6 times a day when I was a teenager

>very tall and muscle
>make coitus with girl
>wow user I thought you would have had a big cock because of your tall height. Good thing you didn't because I was scared it would hurt

this has killed me inside friends.

Moot is Mr. Fagbot confirmed

6.5x6
It's like being 6'1. No one will ever know you as the tall guy. So close yet so far

7x5

I would probably trade an inch of length for a half inch of girth.

My dick is like a needle.

On the bright side, it hits the right spots. Have made two chicks squirt with just the ol' penis.

lmfao

>5x4
>numerous girls have told me im big/been impressed
>one girl this past weekend was saying she nearly got lock jaw from sucking me
>realize penis size literally doesnt matter irl

feels good man

Same here, except inch for an inch.

>jelqed for the first time ever today a few hours ago
>laying in bed, about to go to sleep
>random boner
>rock fucking solid, much more so than the usual random boner

you must be measuring it wrong

5"+ girth is considered thick

7.5" x 6"

I thought having a big dick would be good enough for a girl, she ended up cheating on me.

There is no light at the end of the tunnel, there is only more darkness. It never gets better.

6'' x 5''

I will make it?

>6 x 5.75

I'm nervous about my size. My girlfriend of almost 6 years and I broke up and now I will have to show it to another woman eventually.

Hey man I'm in the same boat. Could be much worse.

>tfw thought I was small at 7.5-7.7 x 5.5 for years because I was Asian

turns out I'm in the 99th percentile in every penis size measuring survey

porn fucks all the guys and girls perception of what a cock is. we all think those guys have 10 inches but the vast majority are manlets with 6.5-8 inches and angled so it looks huge on them

>7xbig enough to need large size condoms only have a ruler
Tfw virgin

>7 inches in length
>Always assumed I had a big dick
>measure girth a few weeks ago
>4.5

JUST

KEK

>tfw have to press really hard into the flesh to even get almost 6"

I'm fucken fucked

Bullshit, are you measuring wrong or dating minors? Or worse... Lying on the Internet

Moot killed Tyrell confirmed

>tfw bone pressed 6" but bone pressed means fuck all

I just wanted to be 6x5, god damn it.

If I just fuck petite grils with tight vaginas it'll be okay right?

>>wow user I thought you would have had a big cock because of your tall height. Good thing you didn't because I was scared it would hurt

would kill myself on the spot

its not all that bad buddy. at least you aren't 7x4

>tfw ass pounding is nice and you have reach but the girth will never fill her up.

hahaha

the bro science in this post
They don't warm up and use to much force too often, and lo and behold they injure themselves.

With lots of warmups and a year and a halfs dedication I have gone from 5.6" to 6.8" in length (no real girth gains but I'm fine with that) erection quality is still perfect at 30yrs old. Got a foreskin retainer in the mail to restore my foreskin, still won't cure my vitiligo cock though.

You'd be surprised. I'm about 7.25x5.5, and a couple girls have gone through the whole shocked gig. They were both smaller girls that tended to date betas.

I've also got raised eyebrows and a satisfied look followed by "nice dick!" a few times. Works for me.

Same 7.2 x 5.5
I've gained a little weight from bulking so I may be longer but I've never felt 100% comfortable with it because of porn.

Even mandingo has like 9.5 inches

If you stop masturbating you can gain at least an inch.

7 inches or so and reasonably wide here and I constantly smash the fuck out of girls cervixes because i love short girls, doesn't hurt me and their discomfort sorta turns me on so goods and bads on all sides bois dont cry over it

>6'3
>8 x 5.5

I just want a petite azn qt to take down to Pound Town.

>tfw i soften up the second the measurer gets near my dick

>angled so it looks huge

That's me. I'm 6x6 but it's super curvy upwards so it looks much bigger for some reason. However, the true sluts and most gay guys see right through my charade.

>want to doodle on my noodle?

You could stab someone with that thing.
>tfw no icepick dick

>6'
>7x7

Holy kek user

6.5 x 5.3 Not bad, nothing exceptional though. Girlfriend seems to enjoy it so that's good.

So, here’s the deal with Penis Enlargement.

I’ve been doing it about 3 years. Used to be crazy into researching and trying all the products and tools and here’s the low down… pretty much the same as strength training.

You need a means to ask your cells to grow.
You need a means to provide your cells with the nutrients to grow.
You need to be consistent and intelligent.

So, I usually start the day with an aggressive pumping session. A cheap ‘tube’ like a novelty pump is fine, but you do want a good pump (the actual hand operated device that creates the vacuum). If this is weak you can only do ‘small pump’.
Small pump = light pressure for a long time
Big pump = high pressure for a short time (high pressure for a long time simply creates fluid build up and potentially breaks your dick - think crossfit)
So I start the day with a big pump. That beats up my dick well (like getting a burn when lifting). That has broken down plenty of cells and then I go about stretching in that state. Now, the very best way is to use traction. This has been proven in peer review. (approx. 1 inch in 1000 hours).

Now, if you are a shut in neck beard you should do this. Use a good extender like autoextender
autoextender.com/
and don’t even bother tryin to use the standard noose grip. Use the VLC tugger PE attachement.
tlctugger.com/vlc-tugger-pe-ads/
This was a revolution to me. Hours of pain free stretching. But you need to be naked, in the device for hours at a time.Therefore, I hardly use it.
So I do my big pump and then I hit DLD’s Newbie Routine mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html

I use TSO jelq fuel (like taking preworkout) for my jelqing and I use The Original Trouser Snake Oil afterwards (like taking protein - the slogan is ‘Your cock on steroids’ lol). cont...

...cont

If I can do nothing else I always hit the stretching and jelqing routine. I try do it whenever I take a piss in work (9-5 Monday to Friday) and use TSO all the time. It keeps my cock in the ‘pumped’ state so I’ve a massive bulge but also it’s feeding my cock and keeping it in the enlarged state is something of a goal for all PEers.

Now we are talking a long time for gains. But if you started a year ago you could be an inch bigger in length and in girth. They say you should try grow length first because it’s easier to gain length on a thin penis, and then add girth. However, most people say this is bullshit and that all work basically adds to length and girth.

I can answer some questions for a while.

>6x5.8
The thickness make it looks even smaller in length.

6.5x5.5
I get to 7 when diamonds

We have the same dick. It's ok man, it's ok.

Tfw 5.5x5.1 :(

i want to add girth - my dick has a nice thickness on the top half but the bottom half is too small imo - what can i do to gain girth?

teach me your ways master.

But is he?
Dead, I mean. Who's making the calls and who's sending the gifts? Trust me, he's alive.

well buddy you've got a tough job to be honest.

You're talking about sculpting a paticular shape - adding size is hard enough, but this is the toughest.

You should do a lot of pumping and clamping. And kegel while you do so.

Again I love kegeling while pumping because it's like adding resistance to the exercise. I have a massive, powerful PC muscle. I can flex it for 30 reps and go from flaccid to fully hard without being aroused. (Strippers call this raising the flag pole). I also can fuck for hours (indefinately, seriously, 4 and 5 hours are not problem) because of it (and my deep psychological scarrng hahaha cry)

>Thinking Tyrell isn't just another personality Eliott sees.
It's like you wanna be dumb.

how about if i just want to get bigger overall? i dont want to add to much length as i have a pencil dick

i am 6x.5.5 - 5

What's the "- 5" doing there?

Anyway, that isn't a pencil dick at all. It's actually far thicker than it is long.

nah brah sorry

6 inches long and 5.5 at its thickest point and then the lower part is 5 inches.

so how do i get these dick gains any places to go for information etc?

Drink raw animal blood and eat raw meat + fat. Only from ruminants like cows, sheep, goats, deer

You give me hope mang

>tfw measured 8 inches once
>tfw measure again now
>only 7
Losing an inch is not a good feel

is it the girth or the length that they're stunned at?

7.7*4.6 here

Will girls be surprised?

Use a cockring to engage max-power level.

I made a makeshift one out of the bottle ring from a mouthwash bottle.

I filed down the sharp parts.

4.6 inch girth here and it works for me.

It's fucking not.
Explain to me all of Tyrell's interactions with people who knew both him and Elliot as separate persons. That theory doesn't make any sense.

nah you have pencil dick... they will be stunned, sadly not in the way you want em too.

i feel you bro i want more girth

7.25 x 5.5

I just want to fugg a thick, tan, short blonde sorority girl until her eye makeup smears from sweat and then lick the sweat from her armpits and between her buttcheeks

then flip her over and spread her buttcheeks as wide as possible and rawdog her asshole ballsdeep until I reach the point of no return and I whip it out and she sucks me off with no hesitation and swallows my load

I'm a simple man, brehs

One was impressed by length, the other by girth.

You'll definitely have girls that are impressed by your length.

Cut then clean bulk.
The reason is that is maybe fat that's covering up your dick. I've noticed I grew like an inch and a half after lifting for 2 years, which I since lost because of an accident I had, now that my fat is all back. Of course, it also means I was pumping more blood because of a healthier bloodflow.

7x5.5
feels bretty good, man
>virgin describes his fantasies
topkek

...

>7.5x6.5
>girth makes it look short
>girls thnk im average

>tfw 6.5x55

Not really concerned with length so what's the best way/exercise to increase girth?

Also, thoughts on the bathmate?