Get Veeky Forums

>get Veeky Forums
>ignore the Veeky Forumsggots and dress somewhat decent
>try /nofap/
>every grill just assumes that i am massive player when i really just want that one cute 7

life is truly suffering

How do you dress? That's probably the problem.

right now: white pier one shirt, pme legend jeans, stan smith sneakers

Wait wait Pier 1 like the fucking furniture store?

>not owning a straw cape

>tfw already had a gf before getting Veeky Forums
>got Veeky Forums
>bitches all want me now
>inner degenerate wants to bang them but not worth throwing away a 3y relationship
>gf also had some kind of growth spurth or some shit and became really hot and got a big butt in this 3 years

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>be me, 21
>6'1
>white
>broad shoulders, skinny waist
>very athletic, varsity in 3 different sports from sophomore to senior year, either one of the best or the best
>should have Chad face, but it's covered in cystic acne

J U S T
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>tfw 20
>white
>have money
>nice facial aesthetics, especially green-ish eyes and square jaw
>sick genetics/insertions
>tfw 5'10

acutane

>Have sex with one girl a few times when I was 17.
>Fast forward to now, 20 years old.
>Never go out because I hate it
>Almost zero interaction with women
>Somewhat big lifts
>Decent genetics with face and body
>Current friends think I've banged numerous attractive women
>Have oneitis still, even after not speaking to her for 3 months

I want off this fucking planet.

>mid 20s
>get Veeky Forums
>okay actually get /ottermode/
>start looking after myself better
>land a good job
>buy a house, invest money in some things
>suddenly I'm a catch
>middle aged women constantly trying to set me up with their neices
>single moms of the kids I coach at little league won't stop hitting on me
>teen girls stare at me making me uncomfortable in my slacks

I've dated a grand total of three women who were worth anything, and they were all less than eights

>get dumped by gf of 5 years
>get Veeky Forums and move go to uni
>no problem sleeping around
>no real friends only girls who want me
>only used for my body
mfw i turned into a friendless fuccboi. i really just want some bros to chill with

>mfw I think of her and her likely retarded child she got for cheating on me

Brother

hey bro, I know that feel (except for the Veeky Forums bit, but I'm working on it)
hmu if you're in the chicago area

fug are you me? No nevermind im late 20's now.

>girls assume im gay since i have no conversation skills
>guys assume im a chad because I don't like to talk about videogames
>chads dislike me because I don't drink and practice a sport

shit sucks

I feel your pain, bruh.

My one bro who actually lifts (or lifted) has become a drug-addled degenerate.
I'm ready to leave humanity behind at this point.

You're only 20. chill the fuck out and grow some balls.

Pls no memey respond

How do people start conversations with girls? Notice something about them, and bring it up?
What if theres nothing?

>Girl is sitting in front of the uni starbucks

what just walk up and start ranting and raving about starbucks?

grow some balls as in how. like going out or getting over oneitis.

yes

boyos, pls be in boone

This is how it goes:

>walk up
>say literally anything
>start convo
>talk about anything some more
>mention shes cute
>tell her you have to run but youd like to get her number
?????
profit

Btw this only works if you are somewhat attractive. if you aren't youll just be a "creep" that she will make fun of to her friends. This is literally how it works.

If you start a convo and you feel she isnt into it then just move on to the next one.

>20
>black
>good lifts 1/2/3/4
>no nigger lips and chadface
>socially autistic but try my fucking best to fit in
>never fit in right
>nigs think im a weirdo girls think im pawg hunter and whites think im nig
>5'8
>6.5x5.5 dick

Truly if there is a God, he made me as a joke

Say literally anything.

Even "literally anything".
It makes no difference.

>girls think im pawg hunter

Fucking racists. You should write a tumblr blog about.

This.

i know nigger i wish i could but im just a huge fucking bitch and i hate going out so idk.

>had a few months in between jobs
>watch my diet and hit the gym harder than I have before
>tinder game stepped up ten fold
>get more numbers than I can handle
>have literally no money to go out with any of them

One more week til my first paycheck.

>tfw have the cute low partner count 7/10
>tfw it only took rolling through 40 sluts to find her

How to show off gains on tinder?

i hate going out as well honestly. But you can still stop being a little bitch. Try to start not giving a fuck when it counts. Like give a fuck at work and in the gym, but dont give a fuck about anything else, and walk around like your balls are huge. It will seriously improve your quality of life.
Also "going out" always means going to bars and clubs. It doesnt have to mean that, just get out and about, go to the park, go to the pool, go to a friends house, go to a small party/get together, go camping, whatever. Just get out there. Bitches will be there some of the time, and either way you're still having a good time and enjoying yourself and life. #yoloswag

Sorry if I sound like an autist, but not getting it
PUA stuff decent inspo?

not to blindly follow, but to try out and get me talking more?

Nah i dont really mind it's just that i cant break somes frame of mind to show them that im really only looking for a qtnerd. Dosent help that I don't really appeal to that group either.

>this could just be shit b8

I'm not sure what your post means senpai

Fuck PUA stuff. Just talk. You could walk up and speak Latin and it'd make no difference to whether they want the D or not.

With pictures of yourself

Boone IA!?! Brother I have an assload of buds up there!

NC. fuck me. :,(

basically this.

This is a fact: Within the first few seconds of seeing you for the first time, women have already decided if they will sleep with you.

So if you're in, you're going to be in regardless of what you do. So just start figuring out when youre in and when youre not, so to not waste your own time.

It's all good man, keep your chin up!

I feel this brah, we will make it

you're right, thanks brah. im just in a real bitch mood right now because she approached me at the gym today for the first time in 2-3 months and realized i've made zero progress towards getting over this shit when we talked.

I was actually gonna take my little sister up to App. State tomorrow to tour campus. Funny coincidence.
I live south of Greensboro (aka, NigNog Central).

come lift with me brudda

srs. I will be in the SRC tomorrow.

I'm turning 28 in a month, so probably

Literally discarding women and acquiring gains now

whats your name man? I go to app.. Ill be in SRC tomrrow too

holy fuck you are me. Quick, should I fuck with that qt young milf from the pool or not?

Not that guy but yes

but what if she tries to cuck me?

nobody said you should date her. if she fucks other guys, who cares? you got your dick in and thats it

Sup Padula.

im Nate. 5'9 DYEL black shorts grey shirt. be there around 3 bby

can confirm good advice

That's literally a non issue. You can pull girls shorter than 5'8".

Sorry, Naperville

You would suffer less if you stopped lying to yourself my dude.

kostin youre a faggot

>people including girls tell me "it explains everything about me" when i say im an only child
>have girls ask me if ive ever had a girlfriend, if i have friends, what do i even do in my free timeetc
>im 24 years old

am i making it /Veeky Forums?

>all these guys who say girls are into them and have great jobs
>spend their time posting on Veeky Forums
sure guys

and i have a phd in math, make 300k starting and have a million girls texting me right now

kekd

That guy and yes, but only if you're ready to dump her at every moment