Got my ass kicked yesterday because I was to weak

>got my ass kicked yesterday because I was to weak

Keep lifting
Pick up a martial art
Get a lead pipe and cave their skull in

this
you never know when you are going to need a lead pipe

Beingh able to deadlift 5pl8s doesnt guarantee youll win a fight by any means. You didnt lose because of weakness, you lost for not knowing how to fight. As the other user said pick up a martial art and youll have a major advantage over even the strongest lifters.

Too*

Being strong really really helps though. The problem is usually hesitation if anything.

muscles and strength have nothing to do with fighting power
Sure, they complete it, but they won't work on their own
one of my bodybuilder friends got his ass kicked by a dyel without getting a single hit on the guy

>not always having your raifu on hand
your first stop should have been /k/, friendo.

but seriously, go get yourself a compact or something easy to carry. .22lr will do fine for like 99% of self defense situations, because if you put a hole in a mother fucker, they will fuck off. also, you won't royally fuck your hearing with a .22lr, as opposed to something like .45acp, which will do permanent damage.

No I mean, you could really much more easily knock someone much smaller and less muscular to the ground, this is a fact.

The problem is that we hesitate when we don't know how to fight, one refrains from utilizing all ones power either because one subconsciously thinks about "the rules" (i.e. the law) or are afraid to hurt oneself through exerting force.

I saw a webm where this didn't happen, and this MMA guy gets knocked out cold because the other guy doesn't hesitate at all, just picks him up and throws him to the ground.

I've been shot before hasn't stopped me from coming after the mother fucker.

You're not going to do anything about it. Let's be real.

>lifting for 2 yrs
>2pl8 bench almost lmao4pl8 dead
>chubby/fat rommate friend friend say shes "pretty sure she can take me"
>says she wants to wrestle me
>kek ok
>we start on our knees
>she immidiatly lunges forward
>dat cannonball momentum
>i go down
>shes on top of me, has her legs wrapped around mine in some snake way
>cant get her off
>have top tap

this whole lifting thing is just a meme

but were you shot with a .22, by someone who still had plenty of shots left?

whatever. you start putting holes in a mother fucker, they will fuck off. also, you never shoot just once with a handgun. always at least doubletap. no exceptions.
>inb4 500 magnum
DOUBLETAP WITH 500 MAGNUM TOO.

>user why are you carrying a lead pipe? are you okay?
>you never know babe

In Poland we put lead pipe in newspaper so it looks like we hit guy with newspaper but really is not newspaper it's lead pipe

When all blood goes to the penor your muscles have no energy


did she make you sniff her feet?

>not carrying a hammer in a brown paper bag

>wrestling with a girl
>not liking it

how the fuck are you only at 2pl8 after 2 years ?

yeah well if you hesitate you'll obviously lose

bjj, judo, muay thai, boxing.

lead pipe really helped vith ze 75mm, didn't it?

nein. it did not. get fucked, pole.

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