Happy Friday Veeky Forums

Happy Friday Veeky Forums

What's the plan for weekend? PRs? Rest? Fapping in tears in mommy's basement?

Today:
> work until 5
> gym

Saturday:
> misc chores (laundry, dishes, mow lawn, vacuum)
> go dancing

Sunday:
> church
> go dancing
> gym
> cook meals for upcoming week

Dishes when I get back from my exam today. Calc practice at some point. Seeing a play on Sunday. Should probably find a good book to start reading

Depends on if I get my drugs by mail tomorrow. If I do, it's gonna be 4 days on meth with heavy lifting and good hash+ketamine+alcohol on the evening.

If I don't, it's gonna be boring workouts and tons of dota to fill the void inside.

>try to bench 1x5 225 lb
>learn to low bar squat; where the fuck does the bar go though
>gettin dragged to leftist cesspool that is Austin

Already hit the gym this morning, so I've got nothing else Veeky Forums related except maybe watch what I eat.

>study
>gym time
>go to work
>study more
>shitpost on here
>try not to kill myself

today
>gym
>work 11pm-7am

tomorrow
>gym
>work 11pm-7am

sunday
>football game
>gym
>videogames

Today
>finish wageslaving in the afternoon
>go to the gym and hit biceps
>hang out with Stacey I've been beta orbiting
>bought her a bday gift so I may get sex in return, happened before so figure there's a chance
>if no sex, go home and fap to degenerate horseporn and cry myself to sleep

Saturday
>wake up at 6am and perform usual 'wtf am I doing with muh life?' routine
>attend precadet training workout for police academy I'm trying to get into
>fuck their body weight Crossfit shit.jpg
>thank zyzz who art in heaven when it's ogre and head /home/
>stop at Starbucks on way home for delicious blond roast
>pound brotons and get ready for another workout
>go to gyms, hit triceps and forearms
>spend rest of day shitposting and playing vidya

Sunday
>rest day.png
>wake up whenever the fug I feel like it
>shitpost and play vidya
>prepare weekly pack of chicken breasts I have mummy cook for me
>end day with a comfy nightrun


CAN'T WAKE UP

was supposed to go on a camping trip with a friend. He cancelled to go to his hometown festival.

Now going to a weekend long company party of a fat as fuck acquaintance just so I am not a miserable fuck all weekend.

Why would you smoke meth? genuine question.

>Accounting Exam tomorrow at 4:30pm
>return home, train or run, havent decided yet.
>chill the fuck out and embrace cutting.

I'd guess he lives in a rural area and comes from a broken home. I hope things get better for him.

>eating a 14 oz steak
>walk my dog in the woods
>watch some of the knick
>spend 15 mins looking in the mirror with self contempt
>look at photos of some chick my sister told me is in to me
>spend an additionally 15 mins looking into the mirror
>realize i will not do anything with this girl due to the state of my body
>fap
>sleep

Going for a nice long bike ride when I get off work. Qt redhead I've been dating is spending the night with me tonight. She really, really likes giving head, so I'm in for a great night.

Probably gonna spend Saturday with her, cuddling and laughing in bed, eating cold pizza and listening to the thunderstorm that's coming. I think I'll get drunk and watch westerns when she leaves for work.

Sunday I'm looking at a new truck, then I think I'll grill with my family and watch my stepdad have a Cowboys induced stroke.

I'm so fucking happy with my life right now.

>going to LA for the weekend to renew my mmj card and a friends bday
>lift if I have the time
Thats a

today I'm going to my neighbour's house to dinner and watch a movie, then we go with the squad downtown for a trivial pub night and then we all go partying
pls Veeky Forums tell me I'm gonna score tonight

are you enoying the knick? I loved it in the beginning but it gets worse by the end of season 1
and don't get me started on season 2...

Today rest day. Tomorrow going clubbing. Last time I did that was before I started lifting.

may the gods of adultery bestow their wicked gaze upon your rod of dominance user

im at season 2 episode 6 honestly i feel like season 2 has less of the progressiveness that season 1 had, its about all the characters more now than just Algernon the wonder. Also Cleary is GOAT

Help my dad renovate their bathroom and sell popcorn at a charity run.

Stayed home from work to go to Urgent Care. Got diagnosed with an obstructed tear duct, and an inflamed Meibomian Gland.

My entire right eye is in so much pain it's fucking stupid. Send help.

thank you bro

Nothing about this weekend is happy
>supposedly a holiday on 9th and 12th, making this a 4 day long weekend, everyone knew about this 2 weeks ago
>already had plans, beach, getting smashed
>get called in for work on 9th
>have to join meetings based on EST, just got out (1 AM, I'm ahead 12 hours of you americucks)
>couldn't do push day because I had a lot of shit to prepare for the meeting which was, again, set on such short notice
>from the meeting, some stuff needs to be done this weekend (sunday)
>there's also a contractor on monday (again, supposedly a holiday) that I must meet with

I just wanted to bathe in salt water, too much to ask I guess. This is what you get for working in enterprise I guess, this much money and the only thing I can do is stare at it and watch its value diminish or invest it somewhere, watch it grow more, still not able to use it for things I actually love.

26, 5 years in this company (started immediately after I got my BS, moved up ranks really fast), wonder how long I'll last. Maybe one day I'll pop and sail to my death. I mean hey someone else probably just died but fuck if I care.

Thanks for reading my blog. Oh and I also stepped on shit just a few steps away from my doorstep.

yeah cleary is the man
I felt a little annoyed by all those weird events like the tooth removal thing from the season 1 finale but the atmosphere is so realistic and the photography is so aesthetic that I still enjoyed it

sorry to hear that
no one likes to step on shit
be strong dude, you'll go to the beach next time

Pinch your shoulder blades together. It basically sits there like a shelf

probably will get high tonight, hit the gym tomorrow

Nothing tonight, snorkeling at Tabarca island Saturday, and a classic car show on Sun.

>finish salary slave job at 5
>Go have dinner with parents who came from out of country
>Leave at 9 and go bar hopping with an old friend who's coming back to town
>Smoke a j
>Pass out

>Gym, chest n tris
>Get flowers for my gf and my mom
>Hang out with parents all day
>Smoke a j
>Play some Witcher 3 on my new gaymen PC
>Do some meal prep (potato and chicken breast)
>Sleep

>Gym early as fuark
>Smoke a j
>Play dnd with my comp sci boys over discord
>Uber my gf over and have hot aggressive sex over and over again until she has to leave

Then back to salary slaving

Stepping on shit is the worst. I had to let out a very loud 'Fuck!' and nearly cried when I paused and thought how bad this day ruined my plans.
I just wanted to get it on with that qt at the beach, it seems as if she didn't really care when I told her I that I won't make it.
That's 1 qt off the list, and my list one had 1 qt. Time to turn in my straight card and suck dicks.
Envy you man, enjoy the island. I don't know anything about it but there's sea water so it must be good.
Pic is where I was supposed to spend 3 days and 2 nights on, a place where there's only 1 toilet, no electricity aside from a single hut with solar panels, no potable water aside from what ships on a schedule.
Pic fucking related is where I'm supposed to be right now and not shit posting god damn. I'm staring at my hammock and just fuck this gay earth.
But you, you better enjoy your Saturday for me.

I can't wait until I have a balanced enough body to relax like you guys.

Today
>get off work pick up gf from work
>go to store to get household items
>go home and binge watch Lost with her
>hate my life

Tomorrow
>go to work
>do some homework during downtime
>get off work
>go to gym
>come home, watch Lost
>hate my life

Sunday
>go to work
>shitpost in Veeky Forums and /pol/
>get off work
>go home
>vidya, fap
>pick up gf from work
>watch Lost
>hate my life

Leg/Groin has finally healed since I tore...something, 6 months ago.

Lost a ton of flexibility but I'm celebrating.

are your gf and your mom the same person?

>Finish work at 4
>clean the house
>fap
>cardio night
>Saturday wake up and gym
>go to brunch with my biological grandmother
>play vidya
>hang with my bros/go to the bar
>Sunday smoke mj all day and watch football.
>cry at my dad existence

Today:
>left for work at 0640
>got to work at 0750
>lifted until 0900
>work
>tee time @ 1609
>fraternity bid night where we get new pledges
>haze pledges
>strippers

Saturday:
>tee time @ 0947
>house chores
>prolly drink shitty beer with the lads

Sunday:
>pretend to care about football

*sad

god damn it I thought you were going to some shit tier beach
that's gotta hurt

LOST is one of my favorite shows.

You're gonna make it breh.
You have a gf, that's more than most of these fucking autists can say.

Today/Tonight is work then climb then try to holla at girls or play video games

Tomorrow is work 9-7 at gym, climb, try to holla at girls or play video games

Sunday is climb, work 1-7 at gym, then try to holla at girls or play video games

Being singles pretty rad but it's been 3 weeks and all I wanna do is fuck.

Right? Well that's enough self harm for one day, all the images on google and all my friends say it's the island paradise to go for.
Keep on cheering these bigbois up my man.

There's one on sunset blvd that's like 40 bucks

Today

>Woke up at 8AM, went to gym at 9AM
>Arrived there around 9:30AM with buddy
>good workout and talk, fun morning
>home at 11AM
>left to come to work at 2PM
>gotta stay here until 11PM
>I absolutely hate every second here and I get home I will go to sleep

Tomorrow

>morning will be the same thing that was today. Gym with two friends, good lifts and good talks
>work afternoon and night, considering suicide

Sunday

>vidya at morning
>spending afternoon and night with my fat tumblrina gf, where I know nothing interesting is going to happen

haha Im pathetic and my life is miserable

Probably gonna go home tonight and be embarassed in front of my roommates because of how fucking stupid and awkward I acted last night due to being stoned out of my mind while we all went to the bar to watch the Broncos game

Then ill probably sit there and watch TV, but probably won't smoke any weed or jerk off because it makes me feel bad about myself.

Then I'll wake up tomorrow and hope someone invites me to do something, but they won't. Then I'll watch TV all day and won't play Uncharted 4 because I'll think that my jock roommates will think im a loser

OR I'll just buy some weed tonight, lock myself in my room all weekend and just smoke and wanna kill myself.

Either way Im gonna wanna kill myself

Jesus man, go to the gym, go ride a bike, go to a jog, literally anything other than staying in a dark room

I can't work out yet cause I hurt my back a few weeks ago. Otherwise I would.

Working out makes me feel good for the rest of the day even if I am bored with nothing to do. I'm just scared of fucking myself up worse if I don't let myself heal.

>just got off work
>gonna go home, shower and sleep
>saturday wake up early
>gym for like 2 hours
>go to friends place and pen and paper roleplay
>gonna buy 500g of protein pudding to eat during the entire day
>sunday
>sunday....
im not doing jack shit sunday. recommend me something productive to do saturday

Meal prep, cleaning, fapping?

>Working out makes me feel good for the rest of the day even if I am bored with nothing to do

Holy shit I know this feel so well. I always feel like shit on sunday and holidays