Daily reminder Gary Johnson is the official Presidential candidate of Veeky Forums

No history of using alcohol or tobacco products

> Trump Vodka was literally a thing.

Come on dude, love or hate him, Trump is basically just a fat old man like most politicians.

Trump is the only pick.

His vp literally wants a nationwide AR ban

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severely underrated

What's Aleppo?

it's a random shithole in the middle east

who cares none of their shitholes are special, they're all just dusty bombed out shits

His campaign was over the second the word libertarian went before party.

Just because he puts his name on it, doesn't mean he actually uses it or consumes it.

Though I highly doubt that Trump hasn't ever had a drink. I believe him about not smoking.

i have a strange sense of respect for him after he asked what aleppo was, instead of trying to weasel out of it like other nominees would, acting like he knew what it was but the interviewer asked it wrong or whatever the fuck
i don't envy you americans, you're next leader is going to be such a disaster

He's 70 years old with a full head of hair, perfect teeth, sleeps 3-4 hours a night, flies across the country every single day with little exhaustion, still uses a tanning bed with clear skin, quick reflexes, etc. You gotta admit he's in pretty decent shape for his size and age.

dont think so

Not /k/ though.

You don't lift to lead nations. You lift to get fuckin sick brah.

That fat faggot is dyel as fuck

No Veeky Forumsizen would vote for this beta cuck over big man Harper

>he's attractive and likes weed

Canadians are fucking dumb

what this?

He'd let you

It's 2015 of course

>listening to the foreign media noise of le trump is evil
>thinking the president controls out day to day lives the same degree that your socialist overlords do

KYSMM

reminder that this trip does not even lift

Kek, statins taken for over 6 months lowers testosterone levels

the real question is...

what is aleppo?

leaf here
he's a low test cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=WuGtYNnlYS8

Random. Battle of Aleppo has been ongoing since 2012. Can we get please get real? I don't care how much you may like this shitbird but he dun goofed.

No other candidate would weasel out because they're all aware of Aleppo.

I'm voting for him.

Absolutely incendiary

>wanting a low test cuck as POTUS who gets butthurt over the term 'illegal immigrant'

TRUMP 2016 MAGA

They're both cucks

Who the hell cares? It's more brown people killing each other over some sand and a couple of goats, I mean they are doing a great service to the world as a whole but who the hell cares.

Why else would he think a cough is a sign that hilarry is dying?

Finally someone sensible! It is a great service to give the refugees a reason to move to Europe. Just imagine how they'll improve and contribute to European culture.

>daily reminder that sol and tomato are the same person
>daily reminder that he's an 18 year old virgin that lives with his mommy in Texas
>daily reminder he takes poly-sci classes at his local community college
>daily reminder he does not lift
Don't take any fitness or social advice from this loser

Climbing Everest is a meme.

All the hard parts are Via Feratta now. You just walk up it and hope you paid for enough oxygen to be brought up for you.

He never gives fitness advice

>Battle of Aleppo
Never heard of it and I religously watch the channels of news cunts that razzed him about this so fuck all of you creepy kikes.