High test

>Cold showers
>Starting strength
>Meditation
Also: Cold showers & meditation, test-bosting supplements, and (most embarrassingly) "breathing to my balls" and other bullshit Elliot Husk shills.

Day 4 no fap. Is it worth pushing on?

>2016
>not climbing 3000feet errymorning to drink from pure mountain springs

not gonna make it

>pure mountain springs

you mean the ones that pregnant animals urinate in and drink from?

that's like swallowing a full packet of estradiol

I manufacture my own water in my private lab, I make sure I only use the hydrogen atoms with the highest test

I am also meme fasting and i just started high volume squats

my legs feel like jello

day 5 is easier

>can have sex
>cannot cum
>no porn, fapping, purposely edging
>meditating err day
>omega's, zma
>fuckton of veggies and lean meat
>no diary products
>no tap water
>no msg, aspartame, stevia bullshit, added sugars, etc etc ETC

Adding 10g of kretins per day coming monday

How high would you go brehs?

>cold showers
>vegan
>no plastics

I have legit never masturbated in my entire life. Not even memeing

>I manufacture my own water in my private lab, I make sure I only use the hydrogen atoms with the highest test
>imblyign

But seriously, run a dehumidifier with a glass receptacle. Pure h2o. Boil it just in case of bacteria, but you're guaranteed no xenoestrogens.

Yeah, good one.

>fap twice a week at most
>eating healthy - good amount of carbs and fats
>do cardio 3x per week, once I'm no longer shit I'll mostly do HIIT
>do resistance training 3x per week
>take maca extract 5000mg a day
>eat chunks of ginger root

Or just make sure you're not overweight.

If you're worried about oestogen, take a blood test every so and so months.

If you want insurance against high est, take some DIM

Nigga gib sauce come on

>No hips.
>real fat ass

Im conflicted

>no hips
You must be blind.

Mariana Cordoba

Doesn't even look like >her, you memelord.

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Hips will be at their widest when they're just below her vagina.... not at the top of her pelvic bone. But yes, I agree. That woman has very minimal hips.

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I'm serious dude

>Paleo/keto/whole 30
>IF
>Bulletproof coffee
>HIIT
>Enough supplement pills and powders every morning to make a cancer patient blush.
>More supplements at night.
>All my water goes through two different filters.
>Unironically worship Kek
>Voting for Trump to Make America Swole Again.

I might be in meme overload.

>>intermidiate fasting
>>vegan
So basically you have no gains

gonna need sauce

>Hips will be at their widest when they're just below her vagina
>hips
>below vagina
your hips are ABOVE your vagina you fucking moron. what you are describing are saddle bags on the outer thigh. that girl has no fucking hips, as in her pelvic pone is tiny and lacks the width that makes a girls body curve into her waist

I cracked at day 2 :(

>NotGonnaMakeIt

What did he mean by this?

She has hips, you fucktard. The camera is just too low to show it. Her waist is above the camera, an you're a virgin that doesn't get that those are low cut panties.

im not the one that called you a virigin
this guy dude.
just admit that youre a moron that doesn't know what hips are.
>thinks "hips" are the fatty saddle bags on the thighs
aren't you cuuuuute? in a retard sort of way

What you are calling "Hips" is actually her pelvic bone flair.

I hope this image answers any question you might have.

>keto
>cross fit
>I wear a fedora
>vegan
>cuckhold lifestyle
>nofap
>noporn
>nopeeaim
>trump voter
>tranny hunter

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Here's another to illustrate

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>arguing with autists about what "hips" are
just post high test, famiglia

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lots of test incoming

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Can you imagine those fucking ass and thighs if she becomes obese? She would fill a triple seat in airplanes.

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I'm on a lot of placebo right now. It has been extensively proven to work. Nowadays scientists actually account for it before the study even starts. That's how you know it's legit. I use it in combination with meditation and other mumbo jumbo like that

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To the anons posting the images. You are doing god's work, fellas. Thanks.

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>intermediate fasting
i'll be on that there expert fasting soon

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>cold showers (I don't force myself to take them, I just prefer to in the summer)
>intermittent fasting
>tongkat ali
>zinc
>no plastics
>HIIT
I'm le meme

OP HERE
actually i do sumo fasts which means waking up and working out for 2 to 4 hours without eating.
And then eating all day

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I stopped watching elliot and consider him mentally ill yet i still do this once in a while

How much do I need to be able to deadlift in order to get a gf with such a body?

About 15 plate.

Oh my fuck. Source?

This, source!

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I am not gonna make it.

None of us will.

im just on
>nofap
>cold showers
>iceing my balls after workout

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>user, you just have no drive.

>user, it's just not going to work out.

>no plastics

>Didn't you go to college to grow, user?

i love it when dumb girls don't dye their roots, immediately outs them as racially impure

Someone redpill me on what all these meme's are. No plastics? Bulletproof Coffee?

>user, mommy wants you to impregnate her

>tfw no NASA Veeky Forums qt gf

>keto
>fish oil
>crossfit

Will I make it?

>Where is the man I loved, user?

You coulda just replied...

>crossfit
wew lad

>user, you need to leave.

Dumb cunt probably doesn't even know what the Apollo II mission even was.

>user, please, you're scaring me and you need to get out

Absolutely perfect. Would impregnate and sacrifice my first born for her.

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She looks so soft and comfortable. I just want to lay on top of her.

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