I was not prepared for this, wat do? >at gym >newly hired grill is from my formed HS >I used to be the creepy fat fucker in my class >We talk every time I go there >A week or so later there's just the 2 of us in the gym, we talk and she says she has to go change her clothes >Comes back dressed the same but with crimson lipstick on >"So user I got this new lipstick, I think it fits me really well" >"Wut... ok" >"You know it says on the box it doesn't wipe but I gotta test it to make sure" >"Ok" >"Here let me see" >She kisses me on my cheek >My spaghetti explodes out of my pockets and into the stratosphere >I remember other Veeky Forums autism stories and they give me the shame/courage mix to try my luck >"Well it looks like it didn't wipe. Here, try again just to be sure" >She starts laughing >"Oh user don't be silly. Gotta go now, see you around" >I could feel my dick retracting into my body and being recycled for protein
What did I do wrong brehs? What the fuck is even going on? I haven't been this confused in my life and now I'm considering changing gyms.
Charles Bell
You didnt do anything wrong. She flirted, you flirted back, she decided not to come off too easy and ended it there. There is an acceptable scenario.
Dont make a big deal of it next time you see her. Pretend it happens all the time. Dont even speak of it unless she brings it up first. Dont show any increased attraction. Dont suddenly stop showing up at gym either. Continue as normal, Its a shit test.
Isaiah Reyes
Nothing, that was actually decent. She's clearly a human piece of shit playing games
Eli Scott
Wew lads. Women are scary creatures. Should I keep flirting with her? I'm a wizard apprentice and pretty autismal, this is a good a chance as any I'll get.
Jason Hernandez
Shes not crazy on to you or anything. Dont shit where you eat. If you absolutely have to, always (appear) to put in less effort than she is. The moment she feels you are chasing you are dead
Gabriel Gutierrez
You did okay.
She might be testing you if youre still that creep from hs.
If not for that i'd say strike while the iron is hot
William Moore
Also this op. Dont force it and shrug it off and act as if it never happned
Brayden Walker
Do you want to make out in a locker/ changer room? You just had a little taste of what's to come.
David Hill
I've no idea how you thought you fucked up brah. What happened was the opposite, you not only contained the spaghetti you were actually fairly smooth. Well on the path to making it, keep it up.
Chase Thompson
Good job op you didn't sperg out. Now just act as if nothing happened next time like act the same around her, but test the waters a little bit flirt a bit more and gauge her reaction. If positive reaction then wait a bit and ask her to hang out with you. But don't do it the next time you see her wait at least 1 or 2 times between seeing her to do this
Gavin Jenkins
Make her chase you. Don't let her know you're interested or let her think shes special. Women love a bad boy, if you're too autistic to be a bad boy then the best you can do is not be a beta.
I learned this lesson myself. Women get bored when they have you, you gotta make surr you never make them a priority or treat them special. You gotta be a cool motherfucker
Luis Reyes
You're gonna make it
Jeremiah Wright
Ya did good brah. She was probably into you and checking to see if you're binto her too.
Wait a day then ask her out to dinner. If you feel the autismo just tell her you're a little nervous because of how cute she is
Good luck you giant faggot
Nicholas Thompson
>If you feel the autismo just tell her you're a little nervous because of how cute she is please no
Christopher Baker
This can go either good or bad but its a risk play. Either she'll like it and feel flattered or you JUST'd yourself.
Christian Evans
DO NOT DO THIS
Nathaniel Jenkins
Thanks bros. I wouldn't have gotten to this if it weren't for you faggets. Next time I go to the gym I'll ask if she wants to grab something to eat afterwards and see what happens from there.
We're all gonna make it
Hunter Morgan
Haha yeah no, don't cock block him
Parker Mitchell
remember: don't go "Hey do you wanna grab something to eat"
That's dumb. Women like it when men take charge.
Say "Hey, we should get something to eat after the gym"