I'm so fucking sick of trying to puzzle all this nonsense together. Give me one exercise for my arms, one for my torso...

I'm so fucking sick of trying to puzzle all this nonsense together. Give me one exercise for my arms, one for my torso, and one for my legs.

I also have no equipment or access to a gym.

>I also have no equipment or access to a gym.
Then you're fucked, bw exercises wont do much

READ THE FUCKING STICKY AND BAN YOURSELF FOR A MONTH

be less dumb is my advice no need to thank me good luck man

You're too stupid to make it, I'm sorry.

Answer the fucking question or I'll assume you don't know.

Pull-ups, planks, squats. Go away.

Why planks and not push ups?

Says the weakling that can't even do a handstand, let alone hold one

handstands are so easy every gradeschool kid can do it you parquor faggot

YOU'RE UNTEACHABLE

>I also have no equipment or access to a gym.
Get a job and a gym membership you skeezy, parasitic NEET.

Just answer the question.

We're on Veeky Forums. What makes you think we know about fitness?

Body weight eh? At least buy a weighted vest, then you can gain just so body weight exercises such as
>chin-ups (biceps, lats)
>push up and push up variations (chest, triceps)
>plank, side planks, plank variations (core, lower back)
>reverse hypers with ankle weights (lower back, spinal erectors, hamstrings)
>goblet squats with just a single Dumbbells
>pistol squats with a weight vest or dumbbell
>hand stand push-ups (delts)
>inverted rows

invest in a weight vest

pushups

Yet you can't do one

planks

I'm so fucking tired of seeing this question over and over. It's like people saying they want to become a chef but they don't have a kitchen and don't wanna learn some goddamn basics like how to make a béchamel sauce. Get the fuck out. You've already failed.

you can get something like this plus a curl bar and extra weights for under 300$, just sell your useless toys and videogames faggot

>arms
Pull-up. Variations include wide grip and archers. Inverted rows if you are too cheap for a pull up bar (they're only $15). You can do rows with legs bent or straight, one armed or two arms.

>torso
Leg raises. Variations include hanging leg raises (another reason to get a pullup bar) and dragon flags.

>legs
Squats. Variations include shrimps and pistols.

Now fuck off.

I REFUSE TO SELL MY TOYS

fuck off spencer

pushups for torso, bodyweight curls for arms, and leg pushups for legs. done

Best routine that can be done using just this bench and a curl bar?

I refuse to believe you're a real person. There is no way someone can be this oblivious, r-right?