Mfw third year of dryspell today

He's a 25 year old virgin

200$ an hour and forget about it all

July 2014 reporting in.

Supervillain mode since May 2016. I'm making crazy anger gains, tho.

>that vid
lanket BTFO

This. Just make sure you look like a high end businessman so she doesn't judge the fuck out of you

Third year desu? I did five once man. It was horrible. 2010 to 2015. I worked out, lost weight, had a job, a vehicle..was going to concerts non stop..no pussy ever..it sucked...then, went on plenty of fish in 2015..dryspell ended man...

Does the rat double kick the cat in the face?

2 years, 7 months here

That doesn't count

That's a fucking long tail Eurasian Hamster. They've thought to have been extinct in the wild since the 1950s.

Fucking ex-Soviet states...

t. Hamster Breeder.

January 6th 2015, got head from a hooker. Before that I think it was September 2013 or 2014. Literally fucked a chick I met off omegle, only time I ever had sex without paying for it

Passed my two year mark the other day.

I've just about given up and am ready to go permamonk mode. I can't get the hang of tinder/okc/other bullshit so why bother?

On top of constantly feeling tired after work, I may never have sex again unless I pay for it.

nearing the 11th hour of my dryspell, shit is rough

lol the fact you're trying to brag about it on Veeky Forums lets everybody know you just fucked a dog

normies REEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw 30 year dryspell

I've never recieved genuine affection from a woman. Unless you count the 1 time I went to a party and did beer pong. She was on my team and was very touchy. Not in a sexual way though, I was a skinnyfat dyel.

Nearing 2 years here lads. Don't give a fuck really, I've accepted that I can't care less about women

Alright lads, real talk:

I've built it in to too big a thing and don't want my first lay to be with anything less than an 8/10.
But at the same time I think I should get it over with because its ridiculous.

Which should it be?

How's Hogwarts?

>had a chick in my bed literally 20 minutes ago
>she's sucking me off
>And then she left because I didn't have any condoms left

This is fucking bullshit, I'm re-stockpiling first thing tomorrow. I thought I had more left. I'm never making this mistake again. Also my fingers smell like all hell and I've got fucking nothing to show for it FUCK

>couldn't fuck an escort because dont know if they're being trafficked or pimped

plus all the girls in my area are chubby or fat and are asking $250+

Vegas is cheap and the whores there are hot

>get laid at 18
>2 year dry spell
>get laid at 20
>3 year dry spell
>get laid at 23
>2 year dry spell
>get laid at 25
>2 year dry spell
>get laid at 27
>2 year dry spell
>get laid at 29

Still 29 now bros, honestly not expecting to have sex for at least another 2 years. The pattern just seems to repeat.

The crazy thing is the amount of effort I make seems to have no connection to it, I'll try to get girls for a while, give up, try again, give up, then when I hit the 2 year mark it just seems to happen out of nowhere.

tfw living in the US where paying for sex is illegal. On the bright side, I've managed to build an investment portfolio worth over $100k largely due to not having a social life, if prostitution was legal chances are I would have blown all that money on hookers.

I went to Vegas and tried to get a hooker. Paid $300 for her to come to my room. She shows up and she's chubby and looks nothing like her pics.

Let her in anyway cuz I'm horny as fuck. She takes the money and tells me to get naked...then starts trying to negotiate more money or she won't do anything.

0/10 would not repeat

This is me man. 18, meet chick, 20, meet chick. 22 now, winter might have something in store but thw last chick burnt me pretty fucking bad, left me because I didn't have a car hahaha. Couple that with /fits wtf I hate women now!!??? mentality rubbing off on me I think this wonter will yield 0 results.

2 year dry spell here. Getting laid was easy in college, you can basically just go drink at a party and have a girl fall on your dick. After graduating I moved back home and don't have any friends or know people my age. I'd rather be a virgin than have had regular sex in the past and now know what I'm missing

Why didnt you just go in raw? Pullout works, unless you were worried about STDs.

Think of it this way, would you want to get with the girl of your dreams for the first time and have the sex suck and be awkward, thus making it less likely she'll wanna do it again? Unless you're big into making your first time "special" with someone you love, either A) get a hooker, or B) try to fuck some sub 8/10s so when you actually get a girl you want you won't be terrible

You pick them up off the street dumbo, so you know what they look like beforehand

I wasn't worried but she was, she was all like "hurr I don't know you how do I know you don't have all kinds of shit?"

Where do you find them?

September 3, 2016.

Before that March 2016.

>pick them off the street

kek knowing my luck ill probably get an undercover cop

Smile at sluttily dressed qt in whore make up. They'll do the rest

I guess its time. Thanks, user.
Know that I'll be thinking of you when I'm pounding some mediocre ass.

Labor day 2015 here. Just recently passed the 1 year mark

GET READY AND GO OUT RIGHT NOW BITCH TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT YOU FUCK. YOU WILL FUCK LIEK THE THUNDER CLAPS ACROSS THE ETERNAL SKY. YOUR COCK WILL PURGE INTO THE DEPTHS OF YOUR LADYS WETNESS AND YOUR BALLS WILL SLAP LIKE THE CRACK OF A WHIP AS THEY BOUNCE OFF HER FIRM ASS. TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT YOU BECOME A MAN. THE MAN YOU KNOW YOU ALWAYS WERE. THE MAN WHO FUCKS WITH VIGOR AND GRACE. THE MAN WHO FUCKS WITH POWER AND FINESSE. FUCK YOUR WHORE HARD user. UNLEASH YOUR DRY SPELL LIKE A FINE FRENCH CREAM AND FILL HER TO THE BRIM LIKE A JELLY DONUT. FUCK HER LIKE A JELLY DONUT user. FUCK HER FOR ME. FUCK HERE FOR US. FUCK HER FOR YOU.

Los Angeles is way better.

cityvibe.com/losangeles/Escorts/

Are you me? What's worse is that friends, family and co workers are starting to become concerned.

If she's a virgin too then you can be awkward together and it can be a bonding experience. Aw who the hell am I kidding I'm dying a virgin.

>gf moves country
>i move sun and earth to get job in that country, throwing out all other career options
>breaks up with me 2 weeks after I get the position

Elliot was right.

>Moving your whole life for a girl

I'm glad you learned your lesson.

>tfw just got back from an asian massage parlor

Fuark brehs i couldn't cum at all.
Pounded the shit out the solid 6/10 asian but couldn't bust a nut. $200 down the drain.

damn the last time I fucked was like a month or two prior to that

Those actually exist? I thought it was a meme. Not the parlors themselves but the fact they do sexual favors under the table

Thats a beta move and a sure way to dry up the pussy

If she really wanted you she would come up with a solution

Instead she was daydreaming about all the Chads that were going to abuse her in said new country and you follow her desperately like a wounded animal

Beta af bro

>at a party sitting at a table
>watching a guy try to bag a girl
>shes all into him judging by body language
>he misses like 40 opportunities to kiss her
>at one point she even starts dancing with another guy
>i cringe and yell ohhh noo when that happens
>girl sitting next to me Asks me why i had that expression
>tell her the situation
>tell her ehat i would do right now
>she starts hitting her knee on my knee
>sometimes she would bump into me while we are talking and observing
>the girl left the party and the guy got stranded
>feel sad about it and talk to this girl now and get to know her
>her friends come out of nowhere and take her away

>all this time im judging the other guys mistakes while a girl is throwing herself onto me

And the spell continues. It was a great night nonetheless

Had an opportunity to get sex last night from a new girl
>didn't even feel like having sex
>have another option open that would result in getting laid if I wanted to
>feel so meh about it that I don't even bother

W-what's wrong with me? I'm 23, I should have a semblance of a libido still.

Dude, you live in the US and have so many problems getting laid? Fuck off

When you pick them up say you just "wanna talk", a cop wont get in a car with a weirdo if it doesnt mean busting him

Well you can at least laugh at the irony

Hahaha imacuck

How do you know you have options to get laid?
Did they explicitly tell you they want to bang and you said no thanks?

Guys please I need help.
I've been a shut in khv all my 22yrs of life but I think I have a chance.
I've met this chick on tinder, she's nothing special but she showns many signs of attraction, is very friendly and isnt just responding to me.
We havent met yet since she was on vacation and now we're both having exams at uni.
problem is, we go to uni in the same city, different unis, but she lives in a town near my city.
I was thinking the natural thing would be meetup for a coffe or something to eat when she's in town to study.
Or maybe something to drink to celebrate we being done with our exams, if she's in town
But I know that something that static can turn boring quickly.
What can I do? We both showed interest via texts, if she responds well irl, I wanna move it fast, but I need a first good impression, a good place/activity for a first "date" that can enable me to escalate this.
I need to fuck a woman, I cant stand it anymore.
On top of being a 22yo virgin, I'm 35 days into nofap, which is both torture and a blessing, since it single-handedly pushed me to pursue women

go to the bunny ranch in nevada retard. It's legal there. And quit being a pussy and fuck a hooker whether it's legal or not

Can't actually remember the last time.
Possibly 3-4 years now.
I've just given up on ever having sex again.
Just going to keep lifting for Jesus.

can someone tell me who this qt is?

only if you help me

Well youve now learned the most important girl lesson there is. One of the biggest and hardest steps brah. GJ actually

What did Eliot say btw

i beat you all.
>18
>2 yrs dry spell
>20
>4 yrs dry
>24
>6 yrs and counting

i have even forgotten what it's like and desu i dont care anymore.

Last time sex 9 years ago
Last french kiss 6 years ago

how does that even happen

From going from being a social butterfly to a depressed loner.

Last I was kissed was 4 years ago.
Had sex a year ago.
Such is life.

>last sex two years
>last kiss 8 months

Going to college (mature student, 23) next week. That'll fix it... R-right bros?