What are some good fit pick up lines?

What are some good fit pick up lines?

ayo bish what that mouth do

There is only one.

I want to call you something degrading but bitch feels to rude, how do I approach you?

>y-you mirin?

Wanna date?

Did you know that in Portugal it is considered rude to fuck cats?

Post her bio and base it off that.

eyy bb wan sum fuc?

How much does a polar bear weights?

Enough to break the ice, hi, I'm user.

Girl you're like fine wine

I'm gonna lock you in my cellar..

Hey, what's up?
like a normal fucking human. Veeky Forums can be the ultimate if it can kick off the autism

Are you an archaeologist?

I know the profile is fake but can you tell me the name of the model

L O N D O N
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Hey bb doll wanna some fuck bb yes?

Are turtles dogs?
-No
Ok we can date now

"Why don't you sit on my face and let me guess your weight."

>pick up lines
Just treat her like your equal and give her the respect she deserves, also just be yourself.

Ewww smells like poo

Do you happen to know any veterinarians? Cause these pythons are fooin sick dood! (arm emoji) (smug winky face emoji) (arm emoji). Works everytime m80

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>What are some good fit pick up lines?

>Hi, I'm user...

>women
>equal

This has to be bait

I got you op

That isn't really edgy anyway, more like cuck-tier levels of blue pill in his system, nomesayin?

>hi, I'm user, local funny man
FTFY

Good luck not getting any responses bud.

ay bitch whats good

Hey what does this rag smell like?

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"Hello how are you"

99% success rate

>I'm gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet

>short nigga but my dick tall

>manlet

Have you ever considered honoring Harambe ?
Well let's meet, you'll meet my dick out in his honor

Hey want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

>Love me or I'll use my body to torture you

Are you my coffee table?

Because I'm going to bang my big toe on you tonight

Wew, best so far also, checked

do you like fast food?

because i have a ham to deliver

Trips of true. It must be done.

Are you flexible? There's a milla things I'm going to do with you.

>give her the respect she deserves

>dat forehead
>"if you don't ask, you'll never know"

Hey baby gurl,
Ayy lmao?

hey girls that's a pretty mouth let me look closer ;)

although this one may only work in clubs

How does he get his hair like that?

zozzle

Titanic
That's my icebreaker.
What's up (insert name)

You don't come off as a total retard. And it's an icebreaker, works for me anyways.

>using lines

Fuck, you fags are making this shit way harder than it is. Literally use the same formula:

>Me: "So why'd you swipe?"
>Her answer is pointless, leads to: "Cool deal; so what are you up to?"
>again her response doesn't matter.
>"Awesome. So what you got going on [DATE]? I want to [insert whatever the fuck it is you want to do with her]."
>get number

That's literally it. If she doesn't give you the number in those 3-4 messages then she's wasting your time, has no interest in meeting and is only on there for some narcissistic self gratification.

>A..are you ar.archa.archeelogit
is how it will come out

>I have a thing for blonds. That thing is my penis. *wink*

A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

ur nose is kinda too big but so is my dick lol so i dont discriminate

> le

This.

Make a catfish profile with a hot chick. Be amazed at how you are blasted with pick up lines, many of which are repeats.

Also, most chicks don't use it to hook up. It's just any easy way for them to get on demand attention to make them feel better about themselves. Don't let them waste your time, attraction and intention should be established in the first 5 mins tops.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

Bio or pick up line?

Mine literally says just
> 6'2
So they don't pass up the chance for Chad dick

USE THIS OP

You have too, user got dubs

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you must be meming