Are there any bread eaters on this board? I'm going to kick your ass

Are there any bread eaters on this board? I'm going to kick your ass.

right here

Reporting in

Hey, FUCK YOU buddy, bread is AWESOME

I go through a loaf of wonder bread a day. I just throw it in the microwave for 2 minutes then when it comes out I smush it into a dough ball, dip it in water, and eat it. I can eat like 5 slices like this in one sitting.

Natural PB sandwiches all day

I'm right here bro, just had a sandwich

I eat a sandwich every day at work.

I'm a vegetarian and I'm going to run a marathon while I'm trying to get my purple belt in BJJ. I'm also studying English with a minor in Spanish.

So, yes, I eat bread. After I'm running, I need to carb up so I actually have, you know, energy. It's a bit different from what you meatheads are used to. But you couldn't kick my ass, okay kid? ;)

come at me you faggot

Hahahah. Mere mortals. You'll never be aesthetic.

Heh, got your aesthetics right here brosef *puts u in a half nelson* Gotcha

Haha... cool trick bro.. *starts running your dick* haha didn't expect that huh??

running his dick? what even is that

*freeze frame and record scatch, I turn to the viewers of this thread*

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

I eat bread almost everyday, fight me

frogu-frogu no...

gatling gun!

>he eats white bread
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I eat a single slice of toast with jam for breakfast

>not peanut butter

Dropped

I am cutting and I eat too much protein already

5 slices?
C'MON

how does it feel to be so poor you couldnt even afford a turkey sandwich?

New copypasta?

I ate bread every single day for like 23 years. Haven't missed it tbqh.

me and my son eat bread