Story time

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>be me
>at gym
>low intensity and volume day
>while dicking around notice a new member signing up
>6-7/10 qt 3.142857
>womanlet but damn she looks good in her yoga pants and tight top
>make eye contact
>smile foolishly
>surprisingly smiles back
>oops time is up
>decide i will show her what im worth the next time we meet.

forwd couple of days

>dumb ass stretching
>wearing pic related (top is one size larger than me)
>spy the lady getting into the lockers
>decide to go ahead on my master plan
>squat, bench, dead
>warm up while she changes
>after eternity she emerges
>and i immediately start doing squats
>start with half of my weight
>she didnt even look
>next set convince my self to do exactly my weight
>saw her glance while i load up
>ear-bud up to avoid to nonsense around me
>thingsaregettinghot.jpeg
>set number 3, squat 1.5 of my weight
>sweat visible on face
>she is just standing and staring at me
>i act like nobody is around
>loving this shit
>decide to go all out
>last set 2 times my weight
>load up
>everyone is staring

cont?

Nah

Did op poop In the power rack?

Suicide? Yeah.

why the fuck did you even take the time out of your day to write this fucking shit story you fucking dyel loser

probably a welcome change of wanking it to tranny porn and eating cheetos you dumb stupid fuck

>2 times my weight
What the fuck does this mean? Your bodyweight?
And if so
>he fell for the bodyweight multiplier meme

contd!

>everyone seems to be staring
>even the receptionist bitch who always give me a hard time
>letsdothis.mpeg
>rep one
> shaky start to but okay
>rep two
>alright! gettin the hang of this...
>rep three
>wait my pants feel uncomfortably tight
>mid way of rep four
>rrrrrrrrrrrrrrriipppppppppppp
>oh shit oh shit...
>cant do anything about it now finish rep
>rack up
>pants couldnt handle the awesomness of my buttocks
>the back part of my pant completely blown out
>butijuststrated.mkv
>knw that everyone saw this horror show
>everybody being a good sport acting like nothing happened
>remember i have my swimming trunks in my gym bag
>decide i gonna wear them
> in the lockers changing
>qt 3.14 walks in
>no pants
>say "you saw that didnt you..." with a smile

cont?

do it

how can a girl walk into your locker room? do you have unisex locker rooms? i think im missing something

op here sorry i didn't make that clear earlier its unisex.
but most girls are shy so they change in th shower stalls and put their stuff in the lockers

No one asked you to continue

Go home kid

fucking hell, op finish the story

last

>you saw that didnt you...
>whatdidijustsay.png
>she smiles but no reply
>she seems to be looking for something in her bag
>hi my name is user,
>still no pants on
>oh! sorry hi im anonet think lost my earphones
>i offer her mine
>waytododumbass.avi
>that nice of you but i dont like ear buds
>god i falling!! nothing more to say borderline suicide.
>finish up and about to go out back
>she says "you have a nice butt (paraphrasing), you look good in shorts"
>confidence returns
>"do you wanna go have some juice after."
>yeah sure
that how i ended up
wearing gnx trunks at the gym
having a GF
and a knee injury

>be at gym this morning
>pull day
>doing db rows
>two scrawny asians in cutoff shirts come up next to me
>both have bosu balls
>put bosu balls on ground upside down
>one stands on bosu ball
>other starts pushing on him, testing balance
>allofmywhy.tiff
>one not on bosu ball flips his over
>grabs 10lb dbs
>gets on bosu ball
>starts shadow boxing with 10lb dbs
>flailing like an idiot
>very unsteady
>everybody watching
>getting really into his shadow boxing
>goes for Balrog style uppercut finishing move
>foot slips off side of bosu ball
>ankle rolls, snaps
>foot now at 90 degrees sideways
>him laying on ground, bottom of foot pointing in the air
>screaming in pain
>friend runs to front desk
>trainer runs over to check
>everyone else goes back to lifting

Jesus christ how horrifying

okey
be the other day
>come to gym in usual clothes
>pajama pants for dat dere comfort and zyzz-style golds gym shirt
>secret weapon in gym back
>approach squat rack
>do warmup set
>deploy secret weapon, spray whipped cream can I brought directly into my mouth
>do 4x5 heavy squats spraying whipped cream in mouth after each one
>Nigga curling in other squat rack gettin mad
>move to do OHP, pressin dat weight
>continue whipped cream treatment
>nigga comes over and says "ey mayne, why you eatin' dat whipped cream man" obviously pissed
>reply "muh gains" with mouth full of cream
>wonderful cream
>in my mouth
>nigga leaves, presumably to go get manager
>hide whipped cream
>manager comes in, walks over, looks around, gives nigga the weirdest look ever, shakes his head and leaves

>walk into new gym
>looks legit enough, plenty of machines, free weights, one squat rack, one smith machine
>about 8 people in gym, 7 guys one qt3.41 6/10
>Every motherfucker there is doing bench of curls
>Highschool faggots walk in, have no idea what they're doing
>Asian lifting in khakis
>but no the worst in the room by far
>A middle aged man and his kid curling for at least an hour and a half
>He has a lifting belt on
>All of my WHY.jpg
>They do every variation of curls known to man
>They're finally finishing up, big finale
>load up oly bar with ever 5 and 10 lb weight
>Dad is doing curl after curl after curl
>Oh yeah use dat back
>Practically kipping
>Start laughing while finishing on abs
>LOOK STRAIGHT AT HIM AND LAUGH
>are people this fucking stupid?

>be at gym this morning
>normal morning, old people and housewives doing their lightweight exercises
>suddenly
>nigger in power cage squatting LMAO2PLAET
>okay, lets see this nigger go
>proceeds to stretch his arms out and hold onto the plates instead of the bar
>u wot m8
>carry on
>doing my dips
>another nigger spotted
>she has a barbell on her back leaping like a god damn frog
>okay...
>look in the other direction
>fat mom on the cable machine
>holding about waist high
>pulls back a few inches
>does bodyweight squat
>nigga this is gettin weird
>look over at power cage again
>this guy trying to do heavy bent-over rows
>bends over about 5 degrees
>does 1/16 rom
>leave the gym reconsidering my thoughts about September 11

such is life

>Be at gym
>9/10 Cute girl is talking with trainer
>All the guys I know are either too fat or too skinny
>Ears perk up. I'm not too fat or too skinny.
>She continues "Then if they're actually jacked they're too short."
>shoulders sink dejectedly and I go back to my workout.

Being a manlet myself I hate height trolling but this is actually a true story.
>pic looks like grill

>not learning

Holding the plates for squats is a thing people do though.

are you stupid Pi is 3,1415926...