FPH/FPS Thread

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This always makes my eyes water.

Link to 45 minute cheese butsex lasagna image pls

holy shit, really?

I hope this is real

youtube.com/watch?v=n2pKZIwUx74

I'll admit my stupidity. I've seen this pic a couple of times and still don't know which is the bad one.

I've seen comments saying it's the left one because it's fat or it's the right one because it's oil.

Which is it?

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The left one is the fatty. Your blood plasma should not be thick as butter.

youtube.com/watch?v=S2OfCj1tvVw
"""salad"""

When you see it.

See what? All I see is a woman standing on a miniature model of the earth.

I think they mean whatever is peeking out from under her tits

a belt

Is that a hula hoop?

yes

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twitter.com/Eco_Smash/status/775036284922368000

Fresh OC of the sstupid fucking #FatSideStories bullshit on Twitter.

>dat bow

Looks like Minnie Mouse and Dolores Umbridge had a fetal alcohol baby and then force fed it canola spray and fried butter sticks until it was close to rupturing.

Why do fatties legs always look that way? Like they are bowed inward? How do they walk like that? Like a baby?

almost made me cry man

Their knees give up early on, naturally. It's a disgusting body shape.

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this is delicious

DEVILISH TACTICS

Plasma is a yellow liquid. It's not oil.
The one on the left is cloudy because of fat.

Med fag here (lab tech). Can confirm that the cloudy tube is McFatty

>breastfeeding moms get banned from social networks
>meanwhile, shitsmeared landwhale swampass is on display everywhere.

Let's just nuke it.

Like the kike didn't already know it was planned as an agenda

He made an observation that wasn't that funny and has been said by other people a thousand times before

Sounds like a typical John Stewart joke

it's a ham-planetary ring system

(G)old
Still makes me tear up like a bitch.

I was looking for this one in the last FPH thread I was in.
So glad to find it again, it's been so long.

Kek

I guess it's thin privilege to be able to use a hula hoop.

>filename
Yeah, I remember that one

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>tripfag calling other people unfunny and unoriginal

>the fatter the state, the more people like Trump

>average fat person diet item

NOT SO FAST THERE SCHLOMO

The fattest white states are still red ones you absolute mong.

>tfw jacked off to her since 2008
She was still morbidly obese then but she carried that weight much better. And was younger and better-looking obviously.

Yeah, but the minority populations are the overwhelming factor giving the graph the line of best fit. Your graph would be shit with it adjusted correctly

No, it wouldn't. You're an idiot. The only blue states in the fat column for white people are PA, MI, IA, and OH.

Here's the graph using only white people

Genu valgum, aka knock knees
It's a commonly caused by, you guessed it, obesity

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thicc

Obesity rates = BMI correct?

The average fitizen knows damned well that the BMI is useless.

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classy lady comin through beep beep mother fuckers

That is not true BMI is only useless in individuals that have large amounts of muscle mass. For individuals that so not eslxercise BMI is usually an accurate measure of how fat somebody is.

i thought it was a jynx

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG

C'MON

FIVE ANTIFREEZE SCOOPS

HAES in a nutshell tbqh

I JUST HAVE ALLERGIES

Does antifreeze really have that many calories?

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>decide to eat some ice cream and muffins for dessert
>heating up muffin peacefully
>obese mother demanding to know what I'm making
>say it's nothing because it's not important and I don't want to engage in conversation
>finish making my snack and cut out half the ice cream I was originally intended to eat
>go to my room
>stomp stomp stomp
>literal elephant storms into my room and sticks her face right near my food
>lose appetite
>put everything back in the fridge

Fat people make me physically sick

Oh yes, I forgot that we have a national epidemic of sick cunts. How silly of us to use BMI in a large-scale sample of which the only qualifier for inclusion would be area of residence.

Please tell us why that map is shit, just so I have a good idea of where we went wrong.

Increased muscle mass even for a natural would put them over the limit of bmi.

That's a fact.

How I feel reading this thread

I thought this was going to either be about Fat Bikes or a misspelling of flat tire.

For those who don't know Fat Bikes are bikes with fat squishy tires used for biking in snow and stuff. They can be pretty fun.

both are equally disgusting.

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dude, that's your mom, she lets you live in her house
chill

Are you new? Parents fuck up so many lives, tons of the anons on here are fat because they grew up with shit eating habits

>she let's you live in her house
And I was trying to move out but she prevented me from doing so
Literally fuck her

Not literally. Figuratively. I hope you mean figuratively?

>try to get into dorms temporarily
>refuses to let me
>try to study in school
>will threaten to cut off tuition for skipping breakfast
>networking and making "friends"
>calls them and tells them not to contact me ever again
>tells me I'll never leave
>tells me I can never support myself
>will hold my possessions hostage including clothes
>comes up with random surcharges to take what little money I make from me
>still trying to figure out how I'm going to leave this shithole within the next year
I'm looking into the military right now. Can't stand this cunt
I would've been successful already if it weren't for her.

You're obviously over 18 and can therefore get a job.

Is mommy paying for school? or are you on student loans?

odipus?

Yeah but he (you?) Is fucking 18+ and is still provided for. That's more than a lot of people get to say.

You just got bitch-slapped around like a 5 dollar (nonnegotiable) no-condom Guatemalan hooker. Don't fuck with /pol/, I don't care what board you are on. You'll look even stupider than whoever it was that thought your education was up to par.

I have a job you retard and I'm currently in debt in the thousands
I'm sure you lived in fucking lala land where nobody thought to destructively intervene in your life

>Tfw america will become nothing but fat people in 2050

>t. Be grateful that you were born on this wonderful planet it is a privilege to breathe oxygen

Idaho? Maine? Utah? Wyoming? Montana? Minnesota? Wisconsin? Are you even trying? Just tap out kid. Tap out. This is brutal.

what the actual fuck

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>dude that's your mom

Someone who had good parents detected. My mom is a complete piece of human garbage and I'm done giving her chances.

>tfw literally have an I told you so moment with every girl I date that insists on meeting her when they can't understand why I might hate my mom

>2 free sides
[insert recycled joke here]

>Implying politics has anything to do with eating like absolute shit

Go mil, go active, choose an MOS that has real world applications like S6 (commo shit like radios. But also networks and computer stuff) or mechanics or cook. You'll get called a pog, and you WILL fucking hate it. But if you can bull through the bullshit, you'll have a stellar work reference and a huge leg up post mil-life. Also, free college yo.