Tfw never been approached by a girl

>tfw never been approached by a girl

just gotta add another plate to all my lifts, r-right guys?

Get off the internet moron.

>Becoming so jacked and cut that you intimidate women

Fraud BTFO

A girl sat down next to me yesterday when there were a ton of other places to sit but I was too much of a little bitch to say anything. So I sat there in silence.

Was she interested in me or am I imagining it? Later on she changed seats but kept looking over at me.

You're a man
I know it sucks but as a man you need to approach girls
Making the 1st step means you're an alpha that doesn't give a fuck

true, but even once would be nice for the ego

honestly I have no clue waht the fuck I have to say
also how do you go from talking to someone to kissing them? that seems so weird to me

fuck I wish it was tomorrow so I could be lifting already

>tfw youve gone so long without female attention that you begin to forget that the hatred and disdain you feel for them is just a defense mechanism used to mask your own insecurity and perceived inadequacies

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T-too much, user ;_;

sit next to her next time
I mean, worst thing that happens is she moves or tells you to fuck off. It's really not that bad and you'll just be embarassed for a while but then you get over it.

Fucking his what do?

Look you fucking morons. Next time a girl approaches you just smile and say hey. Women are just people like you and me. So chill the fuck out. if she compliments you just be humble and thank her.

Go read a book and get smarter

DELET THIS YOU FUCK

I use to have the same issue, m8. Then I realise it was because I never actually left the house.

>first time i was ever approached by a girl
>Get overly excited, jump head first
>most toxic relationship of my life
>ended up a dry husk of a man, drained of all emotional stability for almost a month before STARTING to feel better and finally getting out of my room

You might not know how good you have it. patience is a virtue my friend. your time will come.

>talk to kiss
first of all, forget any possibility of a kiss if you can't speak. Life is not porn, don't assume its ever going to play out like that

First try to get her to feel comfortable around you, find a common environment where you see each other often. after a few days compliment her on anything of interest she might be around (i.e. books, tattoos) and if she's into it she'll kickstart a conversation from that. you just need enough people skills to continue a nice talk from that.

try to get a date, never kiss on first unless she explicitly wants to and the rest will flow from there.

>Next time a girl approaches you just smile and say hey

>tfw every time I go to say hello to a cute female my voice and personality regresses 10 years and I sound like a beta bitch with a "hello I'm a harmless male" inflection in my voice

FUCK

if pnly you bros knew how many times i embarrassed myself before being confident in talking to girls.

>chilling in back of bus
>back half of bus is empty
>girl sits in seat direcly infront of me with side facing towards me
>i always literally lie down in public transit
>she is fixing or running her hand through her hair the entire fucking bus ride
>before her stop she stares at me twice for a good 5 seconds still messing with her hair
>i keeping looking through the window not even flinching
>when she gets up for her stop i look at her ass

how tall are you?

captha: 1488

>tfw met a girl and she couldn't stop touching me and putting her arm round mine

I didn't even do anything with her the ego boost was enough.

Did you reallyhave to?

but i get female attention all the time and i still hate women. checkmate son

so you blew a perfectly good chance to ask her out is what i'm getting

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That feel when for too long you were never approached, that now it's just a fact of life and you live life without ever thinking about how life would be with an SO so you smash the weights with pure autismic insanity.

I've pretty much come to terms that I'm just now one to approach, and now years later (22/m/LONDONNNN) I never even look to do it. Damn shame I lost my privilege to be a wizard, that've been something.

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*not one to approach

d-delete this ;_;

You
Are
22
You have time. There are people who look like gods on this board who are fucking wizards and will never hold a woman.
I wish I could hold you and make all the pain go away but last I checked that's gay.

> Went to party this weekend.
> Get to place, 6/7 grills are on their phone tindering it up
> They never stop
> I try to initiate conversation
> they just look super bored

You're aware that once you get to 4 plates deadlift you get a state-issued gf right?

25 and still a kv here. No hopes of it changing soon either.

fucking miscredent.
enjoy your no magical gains.
I'll have fun learning pyromancy

Great thread, truly a constructive contribution to fitness related discussion.

Put a fucking rifle in your mouth and slam that trigger as hard as you can my man, stop polluting this board with your garbage

These feels, I'm quite fond of them.

To think dubs got wasted on your post, shame really.

dear Veeky Forums, femanon here (ok you stopped reading. keep reading.)

5'2, 113 lbs, tan, athletic, HOT, etcetc (you probably don't believe i'm a 9)...i squat 135 for 12 deep, play volleyball and swim

advice for you Veeky Forums guys....being muscular won't get you any more women then being skinny (dun dun dunnn)

i've fucked 19 guys (i'm 20) and 2 were ripped athletes, the others were skinny boy types and mostly average

honestly, when deciding to fuck them...muscles weren't a consideration. at all.

keep that in mind. they were just suave.

> Put a fucking rifle in your mouth and slam that trigger as hard as you can

18+ :^)

Or
Or
Follow me on this one
You were just a whore

>i've fucked 19 guys (i'm 20)
having fucked 19 guys wouldn't even be okay if you were 80, you goddamn whore

>i've fucked 19 guys (i'm 20)

and you think we want your opinion on ANYTHING?

>i squat 135 for 12 deep

It's hilarious that you say this like that's something that not everyone can do..

>tfw every girl has a bf already anyway
>all the qts are already taken

Where do I even find a qt 22 year old girl that hasn't had several boyfriends?

Get a homeless woman and mold her into your own. Don't let her work or have a bank account. Make her what you want her to be

I always have it in the back of my mind that my girlfriend might have been a whore before me. But I pray she didn't fuck 19 guys.

I leave the house everyday, it doesn't change anything at all

What did you do to leave the house?

I have no friends or anything to do outside desu.

>tfw you only buy half of everything you need at the grocery store just so you have a reason to go out again in a few days

>whore
>weak squats due to pancake ass
>probably some dyel pretending to be a woman to make himself feel better about being inferior
And your opinion matters how?

I go to the uni and the gym, does it count?

actual female m'dudes. sometimes it is rather intimidating approaching a ripped asf guy because sometimes self conscious.

>he's analysing my bodyfat % isn't he

but don't worry, i'm checking you out. just look up and maybe smile back yeah?

I just realized that a Rottweiler looks like a Labrador with Down's syndrome.

>being a man
>not approaching girls
Pick 1

>get approached frequently
>spent teenage years very undesirable
>don't do anything because no self esteem
At-least I had a chance right?

I think the biggest issue for you guys is not being able to talk to people in general. I used to have that problem as well.

1. Start saying hi to random men (stay with me homophobes) not only is it no pressure and nothing lost it will teach you not to be afraid of starting conversations.

2. If you have an outgoing friend watch how he operates and take some of his technique, no shame in that.

3. Apply the same principles you would in the iron church. Expect to fail sometimes, you'll only be better for it.

Hope I helped a little

Right

Oh those are the worst

FACE
HEIGHT
FRAME

pics or it didn't happen whore.

Not to white knight or anything, but wouldn't having fucked a few people give you more experience and therefor would make you more likely to be good at sex? I don't exactly see why people are freaking out that much.

I think some of the people's concerns with someone who has fucked alot of people are this;

-More likely to have STD's (only because of number, has nothing to do with if they practice safe sex)
-Afraid that they will not be able to stop fucking more people if you enter a relationship with them.
-Loose pussy (lol no, not at all unless they're into massive insertions then yes)

I'm sure there are more, it would be better to ask people why they don't like people who have fucked alot.


Or they're just insecure little boys who don't want to accept that people like to fuck, and that you're very likely to meet someone who has fucked more then 1 person

OGRE MAGI?

>
this

especially point 2, i learnt the most from watching other people, the younger you are the easier it is to do this

I'm a male and I've actually had several women approach me. Over the course of 2 or 3 years I'd say I've had 6 or so approach me. Just don't be an asshat.